Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Swole McPole]

Do we have any doctors or nurses from Canada and ideally his specific province? My thought is that someone who presents to the ER in acute benzo withdrawal would be found an open bed somewhere, maybe somewhere shitty and distant but especially if he said the magic words of "I think I'm going to kill myself," right?
I'm not a doctor or nurse nor (thank god) a canadian but at least in the states you can't tell a person who is feasibly in mortal danger "good luck to you we'll give you a call"
Of all of his ridiculous claims ("I'm a woman," "I'm not a racist "), going to rehab doesn't really measure up.
....Fuck I'm being autistic, who cares

I'm not from Canada and I'm not a doctor or nurse. I'm from the UK, where I imagine the system is at least somewhat similar, and I know how drug treatment systems work here.

If he presented at an ER and was actively having seizures, he'd probably be prescribed enough librium (drug of choice for benzo withdrawal) to stop him from fitting, and then he'd be referred to outpatient treatment for an assessment.

Chances are, he'd be offered an outpatient detox, using librium. It might take a couple of weeks before he got access -- it would depend on whereabouts in the country he is, and what the waiting lists there are like. He'd be monitored at home by a nurse to make sure he really wasn't at serious risk. If he was felt to be at risk from serious seizures (most people generally aren't -- most people have gotten dependent on prescribed benzos so they aren't on the sort of heroic doses that you can't manage in the community) -- but if he was at risk, they might well decide he needs an in-patient detox, but he'd almost certainly have to wait for that.

He might be kept on a low maintenance dose of librium or valium while he was waiting. It might take weeks, it might take months. It really depends on the waiting lists in the part of the country he's living in. But most of the people who are felt to need in-patient detoxes tend to be those with 'complex needs' -- ie, multiple addictions and co-morbidities. So, drinking AND benzos AND opiates. Often with psychiatric issues on top.

Being a troon might shoot him up the waiting list because people who work in drug treatment are nauseatingly stupid and are always all over supporting whatever the current thing happens to be.
ER rooms tend to not be very sympathetic to such people. I once interviewed a recovering alcoholic who told me about being in the throes of alcohol-induced neurapathy -- so much so that he couldn't walk, and I believe it did permanent damage. He presented at an ER and they just turned him away. They're faced with a constant flood of drunken wasters and they get really fucking tired of seeing them.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

My guess is he used the "swatting" attempt and everything as an excuse to pick up a high mg Xanax script and has been high ever since

that does make sense. but if thats the case i would be curious how he has been able to get away with it this whole time since IIRC canadian pharmacies track how often you are coming back for refills and will cut you off if you come back too often unless he is just getting giant bottles full and only taking one and mixing it with something else maybe?

she'll elaborate on how actual little chance drugs users have in actually fully rehabilitating, how they constantly lie or cope their situations, how much they steal from their relatives to fulfill their addictions and how much they destroy relationship with their close ones.

i used to have a friend way back who was like that to his credit the dude tried to get clean for years even went to rehab twice. but every time he would get clean it would only last for a little bit. but the thing i remember most is how after his second time in rehab he would go on and on about how he was a changed man and how this time it was gonna stick but then like a month later he was right back to where he was in the first place.

addictions are tough as fuck to break and even tougher to keep broken because not only are you dealing with an addiction on a chemical level you are dealing with a person as well and their personality tends to influence how successful they are at staying clean.

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Yeah right.

• Lucas decides to cut his cock off.
• Lucas decides to sniff around kiddies for his "ranch".
• Lucas decides to promote bathtub hormones to kids.
• Lucas decides to attack KF for recording his most embarassing tweets, that HE decided to write and publish.
• Lucas decides to grift a shitload of money for non existant legal action and dox himself.
• Lucas decides drugs are a great idea.
  
  I can't quite see at what point KF was involved in making any of his shit life choices for him, unless we have a secret device that makes people total fuckwits...

this is the exact type of behavior that lets addicts remain addicts. people blaming everything other than the addict for their behavior just makes things worse. not to mention how the fuck is any of this our fault to begin with.

if you really wanna go back in time the reason keffals is even remotely known is because they chose to take over an already popular twitter account and then use it to ratio people on twitter and stir up conflict until we get to the point where he goes after destiny someone who is way more popular than lucas has ever been.

add to that the whole catboy ranch nonsense and i would say lucas had already made his fair share of enemies online well before this thread was even made. but obviously these people are much too retarded or maybe even in denial that this site is not the terrible place they want it to be.

those 3 people we supposedly killed all fucked up their lives well before we knew of them regardless of if we had threads on them or not their lives would go the same direction either way. the same thing applies to lucas as well.

even if we never made a thread on him and just ignored him forever he would still be the same person it would just be #drop4chan or some shit instead.

 

[Punished Puck]

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LMA FUCKING O

Nigga we won

100 bucks says he accuses the rehab of abuse/misgendering in the future

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Fifty bucks says he comes back to his horrified senses and goes full de-trans because his brain won't be subjected to a constant barrage of porn and amphetamines while on e-lockdown in rehab.

Bold of you assume that he will actually go to rehab instead of just staying home and play on his sock accounts. But...

100 bucks says he accuses the rehab of abuse/misgendering in the future

If he comes back early he can always say "I left early because they didn't give me my HRT, and they deadnamed me, and they literally genocided me!"

I really just think that 10 days with no internet asspats is an impossibility. 30-40 days is never going to happen.

 

[Butter]

There's two substances that can kill you when detoxing from them. Both from delirium tremens. Alcohol and benzos. The brain doesn't distinguish much between them, which is why Benzos are used a lot in alcohol detox. They help tremendously. They have their use but are dangerous, as far as getting addicted goes.

So, if it's "drugs", then it's most likely benzos, unless there is another underlying condition that would kill him going off, for instance, opiates (weak heart, literal axe wound, idk).

If it's benzos then yikes. Good luck, bro. That shit is worse than going off of opiates and takes longer. Can last years, if you've had really bad luck. There are online communities (i.e. benzo buddies) for people who got them prescribed and can't get off them because of severe withdrawals that just won't relent.

Can't say it's affecting the wrong person this time. I feel for ever good person going through that hell, though.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

What do Keffals and Roseanne Barr have in common?

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

What do Keffals and Roseanne Barr have in common?

They're fat

 

[umami's milk]

Man. Drug sperging killed this thread harder than keffals ever could. Also if you genuinely believe he's going to rehab then I don't know what to say to you.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Lucas has been having addiction problems since at least his dad died.

so what you are saying is that we gave his dad cancer and killed him as well? how dare we do such a thing.

If he comes back early he can always say "I left early because they didn't give me my HRT, and they deadnamed me, and they literally genocided me!"

I really just think that 10 days with no internet asspats is an impossibility. 30-40 days is never going to happen.

just look at all the other times he claimed to be taking a break or going away for a while. he just hides on an alt and comes back a couple days later. i fully expect him to talk about how the rehab place deadnamed him constantly.

i was also wondering how he could turn this into a grift and that when i realized. coming out of rehab to start a gofundme to help trans addicts get help sure does sound like something he would do. especially since any backlash would be seen as people being anti trans or anti addict.

 

[cerulean hydra]

rehab, huh?
remember when lucas "went to therapy"?

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

You know, even if he started back on coke, it wouldn't surprise me if it triggered his opiate habit with the way shit is cut nowadays. Everything has god damn fentanyl analogs/RCs in it nowadays. He always talked hot shit about his ADD meds. Does this mean this retard was eating Adderall AND snorting/banging coke? That sounds MASSIVE unfun to me but uppers were never my thing. I know I posted back a couple thousand pages ago I posted a screenshot of his massive pupils from one of his streams.

Was he this twitchy and wild-eyed at Twitchcon? Because I just remember seeing a lumbering hunchback. Is he just getting high by himself? Is the timeline he gave bullshit or have I forgotten something?

 

[din365]

Each province is responsible for its own healthcare plan(For Keffals's province of Ontario, it would be OHIP), so she would either have it covered under OHIP or she did the private route.

Alcohol Treatment, Drug Rehab & Detox Programs In Ontario

Comprehensive directory of drug rehab, alcohol treatment, and detox resources for Ontario, Canada. Private and public resources listed.

www.canadadrugrehab.ca

Apparently, OHIP will cover it, so either she went with a private swanky one with that 100 grand, or she is yet again grifting naive supporters. and either pocketed(or snorted,or smoked, or shot up) that 100k.

Alcohol & Drug Rehab Cost in Ontario | Freedom From Addiction

How much does rehab cost? Click here to learn everything you need to know about how much public and private drug and alcohol rehab centres in Ontario cost.

www.freedomaddiction.ca

the cost of private drug and rehab centres in Ontario may range from $10,000 to $30,000 for a 30-day program
So she will be making off like a bandit if she did go private route.

I smell grift either way.

 

[stun_edgelord]

Who knows it was all those gosh darn drugs that made his a racist!

You will never be a real racist. You have no experience, you have no passion, you have no culture. You are a /pol/tard tier grifter twisted by drugs and money into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

 

[greenthrowaway]

So the mainstream media that touted an obvious scammer is now just going to pretend he doesn't exist when everyone finds out what a scammer he is. No reliable sources so the last thing on his wiki will be him defeating evil Kiwifarms.

Correct. Byuu died, we have killed several trannies but we’re shut down due to one brave trans woman’s efforts.

Also McCarthy did a total witch hunt and wasn’t completely 100% vindicated and black trannies threw bricks at cops at stonewall ushering in queer rights.

The narrative never needs to be correct because it was never rooted in truth to begin with.

 

[Pseudo Apollodorus]

Hasn't Keffals done this "incredibly inflammatory comments followed by weepy public apology" thing before? Or am I just misremembering something?

 

[axeltrite]

Keffals isn't going to go to rehab or get clean and he's going to overdose and die for good at some point. He does not view himself as capable of living in reality and as such chooses to cope with his insanity by indulging in it. At what point will he grift too close to the sun and lose what support systems remained for him? Because that's the point at which his self-inflicted death will happen.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I’m not fully caught up yet, but have two points

One: you’re all assuming lucas is snorting cocaine. I suspect mainlining, since he does HRT shots anyway.

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He actually owes more than this. Those tax sites don't pay attention to Canada's bracket system. That $100k is also considered "other income"

There is absolutely no chance the doctor said that.

Agreed. Also 30-45 days for rehab? Jeff Hardy has been in rehab for months over pain medication. This dumb fuck is going on another vacation.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Do we have any doctors or nurses from Canada and ideally his specific province? My thought is that someone who presents to the ER in acute benzo withdrawal would be found an open bed somewhere, maybe somewhere shitty and distant but especially if he said the magic words of "I think I'm going to kill myself," right?
I'm not a doctor or nurse nor (thank god) a canadian but at least in the states you can't tell a person who is feasibly in mortal danger "good luck to you we'll give you a call"
Of all of his ridiculous claims ("I'm a woman," "I'm not a racist "), going to rehab doesn't really measure up.
....Fuck I'm being autistic, who cares

Not from Ontario or anything but hospital experience from a socialized medicine country.

What we did with withdrawals was have them sit in the ER bed until the risk was mitigated, and then offer them resources or send them on their way. Half the time they didn't even get a private room.

Crackie Karen just gets to shake and shiver in the ER bed for a few days while the nurses make sure they don't shit on themselves too bad or have a heart attack

 

[GeorgeApley]

It's not that surprising that a local degenerate would know another degenerate who knows how to get coke in Northern Ireland.

Tbh getting drugs anywhere in Europe/North America (I’ll lump Australia in for the hell of it), especially hard drugs, is insanely easy.

Go to a city centre, find someone pan handling/homeless, ask them “Hey do you do drugs? I’m looking for _____, if you get me $50 worth I’ll buy you $50 worth plus give you money if you don’t rob me. If this goes through I’ll have you get me more shit in the future.”

If all goes well you offer them a small amount of money to get introduced to their dealer, which they will always agree to.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not from Ontario or anything but hospital experience from a socialized medicine country.

What we did with withdrawals was have them sit in the ER bed until the risk was mitigated, and then offer them resources or send them on their way. Half the time they didn't even get a private room.

Crackie Karen just gets to shake and shiver in the ER bed for a few days while the nurses make sure they don't shit on themselves too bad or have a heart attack

People thought I was having a heart attack a few years ago and couldn't move and I wasn't even offered a private room. Hell, he'd be lucky to even see the ER for that shit he's pulling.