Atomic Heart - Russian BioShock-Like Soviet Diesselpunk Shooter feat. Hot Robot Twins

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Lol, doesnt even look like the Ukranian flag, but bitches still be mad
 
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Lol, doesnt even look like the Ukranian flag, but bitches still be mad
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Probably the same lunatics trying to find anything in the Hogwarts game so they can scream about transphobic dog whistles or something.

If they found a yellow puddle of piss in the game they'd probably be screaming that it's somehow anti Ukraine.
 
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Meh. I think it's a fucking mess. I especially hate the "open world" sections.
Cameras everywhere, constantly spawning enemies, repair drones out the ass and security can only be disabled temporarily.
There are cars but they drive horrendously and blow up almost instantly so more often then not I just ran past stuff, since engaging with the enemy will just result in a seemingly never-ending battle of attrition.

Combat feels good to begin with, but then the games stop showing any kind of restraint and just starts throwing massive waves of respawning enemies at you, so everything degenerates into you constantly being knocked down by a never ending stream of blow up dolls.
Also fuck the upgrade kiosk. Wait no, never mind, it would probably like that.

I got to the Dewdrop bossfight, it took a gorillion rounds more than it should've to go down and I uninstalled.

Just play Binary Domain instead if you want to shoot insane robots.
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This should be a random.txt.
 
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Probably the same lunatics trying to find anything in the Hogwarts game so they can scream about transphobic dog whistles or something.

If they found a yellow puddle of piss in the game they'd probably be screaming that it's somehow anti Ukraine.
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"The blue sky shines in the yellow puddle of piss, it's literally Ukraine".

Average Twittard/Redditoid, but I can actually see this happening.
 
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Stasi said:
Probably the same lunatics trying to find anything in the Hogwarts game so they can scream about transphobic dog whistles or something.

If they found a yellow puddle of piss in the game they'd probably be screaming that it's somehow anti Ukraine.
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Oh they are already losing their shit over something similar. In one location, you can find old photos of Donetsk from like the 50s or 60s and that alone made these fuckers freak out.
 
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Since its the soviet retro-futurism here is useless trivia for you- around 1959 team of soviet scientists under the leadership of talented dinosaur-era IT scientist V. M. Glushko (ukrainian last name btw, and the same guy who in 1966 developed first soviet PC "MIR-1") proposed a project OGAS (Общегосударственная автоматизированная система учёта и обработки информации- translates into something like All-state automated system of control and processing of information).
The plan was to build a series of information handling centers in all the major cities and districts. Those centers would transform information into a digital form and store it. All those centers would be connected with each other and with the central control system. The connections between them would've allowed an instant access to any stored information, be that text or pictures. Information would've been able to be copied and transferred. Sounds familiar? Yeah, big case I internet in 1959.
And it wasn't like some idiot proposing a fantasy. It was a serious plan with the serious technical backing.
Initially the plan had whole support possible. But, off course, it was never implemented. Sources differ in why- some say that it was a financial problem- even in 1959 the scars of ww2 still hanged heavily. Others say that the plan was derailed and sabotaged by the bureaucrats and party officials, who didn't want the central government to find out how they were fudging the numbers in statistics.
As someone wrote- "USSR could've had Internet in 1960s, but they were too cheap and greedy to spend 20 billions of rubles on it".
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
Since its the soviet retro-futurism here is useless trivia for you- around 1959 team of soviet scientists under the leadership of talented dinosaur-era IT scientist V. M. Glushko (ukrainian last name btw, and the same guy who in 1966 developed first soviet PC "MIR-1") proposed a project OGAS (Общегосударственная автоматизированная система учёта и обработки информации- translates into something like All-state automated system of control and processing of information).
The plan was to build a series of information handling centers in all the major cities and districts. Those centers would transform information into a digital form and store it. All those centers would be connected with each other and with the central control system. The connections between them would've allowed an instant access to any stored information, be that text or pictures. Information would've been able to be copied and transferred. Sounds familiar? Yeah, big case I internet in 1959.
And it wasn't like some idiot proposing a fantasy. It was a serious plan with the serious technical backing.
Initially the plan had whole support possible. But, off course, it was never implemented. Sources differ in why- some say that it was a financial problem- even in 1959 the scars of ww2 still hanged heavily. Others say that the plan was derailed and sabotaged by the bureaucrats and party officials, who didn't want the central government to find out how they were fudging the numbers in statistics.
As someone wrote- "USSR could've had Internet in 1960s, but they were too cheap and greedy to spend 20 billions of rubles on it".
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I remember hearing about it on a very good article I read on the history of Tetris, where the author first spent two of the five chapters explaining the history of context of the Russia/Soviet digital evolution as context for the story of how Tetris came to be.

Internet just makes sense if you wanna have any sort of central planning. It is both telephone and fax into one, allowing for speedy connections and organization of data over vast distances. A lot of the problems the soviets had in computer development is they were shit at getting the tight tolerances that vaccum tubes and later microchips needed. Sure they could hammer out a steel or aluminium case for a computer no problem, and it would probably be one fucking banger of a case, but the brains themselves would have a pretty much 50% chance of coming out just not working.

Here is the article. I recommend reading, shit is fascinating. Especially later on, on how one of the dudes managed to convince the USSR to give the rigths to Tetris to him and his company with sheer charisma and by being polite.

 
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tulskij_tochnyj said:
This appears to be a real canned pork label from USSR. Even if it's a form of swineposting, it's pretty subtle and deniable.
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This is borderline schizophrenic, they are reaching so fucking badly to say the game literally murders them.

But hey, they shouldn't stop, they should be more obnoxious and insufferable to make sure that absolutely no one will tolerate them ever again.
 
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It is funny as fuck that its showed the ass up of all those journalists who shit themselves over Hogwarts, mind. A middle aged feminist is the devil himself, but a regime causing actual, measurable damage is above criticism because...reasons, and stuff.

Will be able to play after work. I am weirdly excited, as its one of the few games I've been able to go into completely blind.
 
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tulskij_tochnyj said:
This appears to be a real canned pork label from USSR. Even if it's a form of swineposting, it's pretty subtle and deniable.
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These people are getting to Wizard game levels of derangement. The worst offenders for me are the comparison between the former primer minister and the robots because they have the same traditional Slavic hairstyle that's probably older than the idea of Russia or Ukraine as nation-states and the drones with the flowers, like nigger, it's just a drone carrying a flower pot.
 
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My god this game just doesn’t shut the fuck up does it. You start listening to some dropped audio piece to work out some background plot and immediately your character starts shouting at his glove for the umpteenth time. It’s just too much. I got as far as the seed lab and tapped out.
 
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