🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph is so brain damaged from excessive drug use, he thinks some of us believed him yesterday when he said he was retiring.

But in reality, we all know that Ralph is an obese drug addict who is too broke to retire, even in a third world shithole where food and drugs are cheap. He needs to stream everyday so he can fund his gluttonous lifestyle.

T/A
Ralph embarrassed himself thoroughly last night but it was just to make the aylawgs sperg! LOL

I wonder if he remembers when his horsewife asked him if he's ever taken black dick....oh yeah, of course he doesn't. He probably doesn't remember anything since his mexican xannie bender started like a month ago.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

KEFFALS NO!!!!

View attachment 4603710

I don't know why but this just looks like scuffed counter strike italy now.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I wonder if he remembers when his horsewife asked him if he's ever taken black dick....oh yeah, of course he doesn't.

Don't worry, he'll read all about it here, he'll even watch the clip!

The most embarrassing part was trying to convince himself he is HST, claiming over and over that driving his truck to renew a permit is exactly life Fear and Loathing. That and the wrestling clips. Wrestling really has really done permanent brain damage to people like Ralph.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Don't worry, he'll read all about it here, he'll even watch the clip!

The most embarrassing part was trying to convince himself he is HST, claiming over and over that driving his truck to renew a permit is exactly life Fear and Loathing. That and the wrestling clips. Wrestling really has really done permanent brain damage to people like Ralph.

Actually, why DOESN’T Ralph take some big boy shit like acid

I want the Ralph seeks healing with ayahuasca in the Amazon arc

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is so brain damaged from excessive drug use, he thinks some of us believed him yesterday when he said he was retiring.

But in reality, we all know that Ralph is an obese drug addict who is too broke to retire, even in a third world shithole where food and drugs are cheap. He needs to stream everyday so he can fund his gluttonous lifestyle.
View attachment 4606108
T/A
Ralph embarrassed himself thoroughly last night but it was just to make the aylawgs sperg! LOL

I wonder if he remembers when his horsewife asked him if he's ever taken black dick....oh yeah, of course he doesn't. He probably doesn't remember anything since his mexican xannie bender started like a month ago.

Everyone just laughed and pointed out he’s too poor to retire and too stupid and addicted to do anything else. We all knew it was a desperate ploy to get donos and validation from some retard paypigs.

He’s really crushed that Bam isn’t buying him a house in Mexico

 

[thebigdream]

Ralph is so brain damaged from excessive drug use, he thinks some of us believed him yesterday when he said he was retiring.

But in reality, we all know that Ralph is an obese drug addict who is too broke to retire, even in a third world shithole where food and drugs are cheap. He needs to stream everyday so he can fund his gluttonous lifestyle.
View attachment 4606108
T/A
Ralph embarrassed himself thoroughly last night but it was just to make the aylawgs sperg! LOL

I wonder if he remembers when his horsewife asked him if he's ever taken black dick....oh yeah, of course he doesn't. He probably doesn't remember anything since his mexican xannie bender started like a month ago.

I saw literally not one person here believe this. If by alogs he means his own braindead audience, then sure I guess that's true.

 

[There She Glows]

I saw literally not one person here believe this. If by alogs he means his own braindead audience, then sure I guess that's true.

He can't outright admit it was a (failed) attempt to grift his paypigs for $1000+ so this is really his only option.

 

[SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP]

At this point if some MS13 cholo would just have a random encounter with him, well that would be super.

 

[HackerX]

Actually, why DOESN’T Ralph take some big boy shit like acid

I want the Ralph seeks healing with ayahuasca in the Amazon arc

An irrecoverable mental breakdown is the best possible outcome for him. Not a huge difference from his current breakdown, but actual introspection might happen. God forbid if I were Ralph, psychedelics would be scary as shit.

Imagine Pantsu as a trip sitter. That definitely wouldn't help either.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Actually, why DOESN’T Ralph take some big boy shit like acid

I want the Ralph seeks healing with ayahuasca in the Amazon arc

That's apparently what he does when he meets up with Dax (acid not ayahuasca), there was that story Alice told, don't remember the details but it was something about Dax calling her a whore seconds after meeting her and making her beg for acid.

I don't follow Dax much but from what I remember he was really into it and did it all the time, even while just at home with nothing to do (didn't he even do it for some shitty KS debate?), so he's probably done it relatively often when he is with Dax.
These people's brains are so fried that it probably doesn't do much at this point.

 

[Near]

>Attempt to sell your "retirement" fit as a work because you were totally doing it to troll the aylawgs
>End up having to instead explain it to your fans in all caps, because nobody besides them was stupid enough to actually believe you

lol

 

[Monkey Madness]

View attachment 4607465

>Attempt to sell your "retirement" fit as a work to because you were totally doing a work again
>End up having to explain it to your fans in all caps instead, because nobody besides them actually believed you

lol

Truly a Ralphamale move to tell your viewers that there won't be anymore streams, some of which probably only visit Cozy for his show and are clearly too retarded to follow Twitter/KF. I'm sure this won't end with losing some of them accidentally, nope not at all. Couldn't be me!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph: I'm retiring.

KF: No you're not.

Ralph: Yes, I seriously am guys I'm retiring for real.

KF: Nah

Ralph: I MEAN IT! I'M SERIOUSLY RETIRING! GUYS IM DEAD SERIOUS.

KF: Fat liar.

Ralph: I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING I'M DEAD SERIOUS I AM GOING TO RETIRE RIGHT NOW I SWEAR ON SANDRA'S URN AND RONNIE'S COUCH CRYPT AND ON MEIGH'S LIFE I REALLY REALLY SERIOUSLY AM RETIRING.

KF: lol ok whatever.

Ralph: ahahahahahha it was a work! You all fell for it so bad!

 

[Sewer Rat]

Who the fuck would buy Cozy.TV? Serious question. Maybe a foreign entity contracted to push political extremism and discontent in the USA? I can’t see any other buyers at this point given what a sewer the platform has become, with Ralph VP of degenerate, lazy, sewage content.

Ralph could probably get hired by the Chinese to stream as an “average American” pig or by the Russians as what liberal values have done to American men.

probably to some pajeet or a single person with money that feels like having a streaming platform for himself and doesn't know anything about fuentes

 

[zShirt]

Ralph: I'm retiring.

KF: No you're not.

Ralph: Yes, I seriously am guys I'm retiring for real.

KF: Nah

Ralph: I MEAN IT! I'M SERIOUSLY RETIRING! GUYS IM DEAD SERIOUS.

KF: Fat liar.

Ralph: I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING I'M DEAD SERIOUS I AM GOING TO RETIRE RIGHT NOW I SWEAR ON SANDRA'S URN AND RONNIE'S COUCH CRYPT AND ON MEIGH'S LIFE I REALLY REALLY SERIOUSLY AM RETIRING.

KF: lol ok whatever.

Ralph: ahahahahahha it was a work! You all fell for it so bad!

More like

Ralph: I'm retiring

KF: Yea not surprising you're finally gonna kill yourself

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine Pantsu as a trip sitter. That definitely wouldn't help either.

Even dealing with that cunt dead sober must be a complete buzzkill. I imagine on acid you'd just want to chop her up with an axe.

More like

Ralph: I'm retiring

KF: Yea not surprising you're finally gonna kill yourselfj

Ralph: HURR DURRR LOOK HOW RETIREDED I AM!
KF: No you aren't, retard.
Ralph: EPIC TROLE I WAS ONLY PRETENDING!

 

[ImNotJewish]

i hereby resign from the killstream , to work on my what has always been my true passion , The Ralph Retort News Site, no longer will be i reading the news, i will be writing it..

 

[AncientPhosphur]

View attachment 4608648
i hereby resign from the killstream , to work on my what has always been my true passion , The Ralph Retort News Site, no longer will be i reading the news, i will be writing it..

Not sure local man wins eating competition or wins fattest hog award is really news

 

[veritarded]

he can’t stop thinking of his gay lover

t | a
t

 

[gaystoner]

he can’t stop thinking of his gay lover
View attachment 4610773
t | a
t

He edited the tweet as well. Fully embracing prescription addiction is...an interesting thing to brag about.