Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Picnic_Boy]

Patrick discussing the Bible is in clear violation of Matthew 7:6; pearls before swine.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

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A profile shot? With THESE chins??

Yeah, that's how you know about 5 minutes before the shooting, Pat decided to just go full on sassy black lady mode on one of the producers.

"The problem is, producer child, I am the star here, ok sweetheart? Buh-bye, off you go little one."

 

[grey area]

LOL:

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An associate's in being a fat faggot from Almeda University doesn't count, child.

Pat would be exactly the type to pay for a degree from some diploma mill registered in the Caribbean.

 

[Markorian]

The Bible doesn't have spaceships or quippy marvel dialogue so I doubt Rick has read a word of it or has any interest in it.

I mean, Jesus did a little trolling.

Bible Gateway passage: John 8:48-59 - English Standard Version

Before Abraham Was, I Am - The Jews answered him, “Are we not right in saying that you are a Samaritan and have a demon?” Jesus answered, “I do not have a demon, but I honor my Father, and you dishonor me. Yet I do not seek my own glory; there is One who seeks it, and he is the judge. Truly...

www.biblegateway.com

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

All he has to do is stop but he can’t. It is truly shocking to see for myself lol. The trolls literally own his life. There is no way he does anything but seethe at his phone all day and drink.

It would make a great punishment, or serve as some kind of behavior correction / social media addiction rehab, like finding your kid smoking cigs and making them smoke a whole pack to make them sick.

"Oh, you like social media? You like owning the trolls because you're an actual tough guy? Well here you go, here's a whole forum full of schizophrenic retards who are still obsessed with a radio show that went off the air two decades ago. They know every platform you post on and almost every detail of your personal life and literally have nothing better to do than call you fat for the rest of their lives. Have fun!"

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

It’s time for Fatrick Tomlinson Mad Libs!

No stalker (noun/pronoun) is not (adjective). I have a/an (adjective) (noun) that is proof. So sit down and (verb) the (noun).

“No stalker, my penis is not small. I have a picture that is proof. So sit down and enjoy the pepperoni.”

 

[Broadside]

One thing I find pretty disturbing (but not unsurprising) about Pat is how he clearly has access to Nikki's social media account. Talk about narcissistic and controlling behaviour. While I can't prove this 100%, just look at this as an example:

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Why does Nikki just happen to write exactly like Pat, weird overuse of commas and all? It's like he sat on his fart couch and thought of a funny quip and just had to log in to use Nikki's account to set the joke up. And we've also seen how she likes all his comments when he's bickering with someone. He just has to log in and give himself that simulacra of being in the right.
What's even weirder is how he knows exactly where she's commenting.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Why does Nikki just happen to write exactly like Pat, weird overuse of commas and all? It's like he sat on his fart couch and thought of a funny quip and just had to log in to use Nikki's account to set the joke up. And we've also seen how she likes all his comments when he's bickering with someone. He just has to log in and give himself that simulacra of being in the right.
What's even weirder is how he knows exactly where she's commenting.

He wouldn't be the first cow; Ethan Ralph was confirmed to use May's account to make himself look good. Unlike the Ralphamale, who actually has a (terrible) reputation to maintain, Piggy would just be stroking his own ego.

 

[Broadside]

He wouldn't be the first cow; Ethan Ralph was confirmed to use May's account to make himself look good. Unlike the Ralphamale, who actually has a (terrible) reputation to maintain, Piggy would just be stroking his own ego.

The amount of similarities between those two is astounding. I'd love to see them clash heads over their retarded diametric political opinions

 

[Picnic_Boy]

A profile shot? With THESE chins??

Pat has the profile of a Gummi Worm.

 

[Generic Retard]

Rate me late if you like, but can anyone fill me in if he really is making not enough cash?
His books are rated pretty good on amazon, but that doesn't necessarily mean he is selling well.
It might just be niche spergs, or himself that is rating those books.

Pat has the profile of a Gummi Worm.

Soon

 

[Maude Snew]

The amount of similarities between those two is astounding. I'd love to see them clash heads over their retarded diametric political opinions

Ralph did manage to carry his checkmark through to the absolute end though, unlike the other one.

 

[delite]

He most likely uses nikis account to look at pest responses under his tweets. I swear every reply get a reply from stealthyliver and a couple other accounts.

 

[FinnSven]

One thing I find pretty disturbing (but not unsurprising) about Pat is how he clearly has access to Nikki's social media account. Talk about narcissistic and controlling behaviour. While I can't prove this 100%, just look at this as an example:

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Why does Nikki just happen to write exactly like Pat, weird overuse of commas and all? It's like he sat on his fart couch and thought of a funny quip and just had to log in to use Nikki's account to set the joke up. And we've also seen how she likes all his comments when he's bickering with someone. He just has to log in and give himself that simulacra of being in the right.
What's even weirder is how he knows exactly where she's commenting.

It’s possible that he has effectively bullied/brainwashed her into aping his writing style.
Also into commenting to back him up.
I would imagine it is a different situation when you are married to the fucker and it’s just easier to do what he says rather than deal with whining, tantrums, being guilt tripped into validating him and massaging his easily wounded ego.

He likely looks over her shoulder whenever she posts so he can make an unfunny joke as a reply to try and show that they are a witty double act couple.

I bet he belittles her in front of others though.
He seems like the kind of wanker who picks on his wife, but acts like it’s loving banter when he is actually being hurtful and rude.

 

[JustStopDude]

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It’s possible that he has effectively bullied/brainwashed her into aping his writing style.
Also into commenting to back him up.
I would imagine it is a different situation when you are married to the fucker and it’s just easier to do what he says rather than deal with whining, tantrums, being guilt tripped into validating him and massaging his easily wounded ego.

He likely looks over her shoulder whenever she posts so he can make an unfunny joke as a reply to try and show that they are a witty double act couple.

I bet he belittles her in front of others though.
He seems like the kind of wanker who picks on his wife, but acts like it’s loving banter when he is actually being hurtful and rude.

I think the easiest explanation is she doesn't realize she has a Twitter account. It's just Pat.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You could actually drown yourself in a bathtub. I don't think Patrick could even fit in one, and if he did want to drown himself in one, he'd have to do it in the prone position. I'd guess maybe an inch of water could remain in the tub with him.

Drunks manage to drown themselves in the bath tub all the time. All it takes is enough alcohol to fall asleep/pass out, and just enough water to cover his nose/mouth.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy's dyslexic editor is now a freelancer:



Pat took a very unusual six hour break from twitter, he's back now and is oinking up a storm (also fighting with his liver again):

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pat took a very unusual six hour break from twitter, he's back now and is oinking up a storm

He was probably blackout drunk.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Drunks manage to drown themselves in the bath tub all the time. All it takes is enough alcohol to fall asleep/pass out, and just enough water to cover his nose/mouth.

Right, hence my assertion of the only way he'd be able to get it done. We're talking bath tubs, right, and not livestock troughs?

Because this guy is really fat.

 

[AnOminous]

Rate me late if you like, but can anyone fill me in if he really is making not enough cash?
His books are rated pretty good on amazon, but that doesn't necessarily mean he is selling well.
It might just be niche spergs, or himself that is rating those books.

It's more that he screams and cries like a little bitch to get all the negative reviews purged.