Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Watching Null's mati jogged my memory on why and when I unsubscribed from Jim, it was the wrestling shit. And that was long before him trooning out, like a canary warning me to get the fuck out. Strangely enough I had the exact same experience with spoony, the weird multi hour stream with him and his gf about wrestling had the same effect. I'm convinced that it's a primal human instinct and it has served me well.
 
As a Geordie born from a Scottish and Yorkshire parent, it matters to me when people think those 3 accents are all the same bloody thing. No wonder Americans think Brits use a glottal stop and don't pronounce the "t" in "British" or that we say "loicence" - it's because they think seem to think every English accent outside of Dick Van Dyke's from Mary Poppins is actually Scottish

Yorkshire AND Scottish?
Fuck me, that's two stingy, tight-fisted stereotypes for the price of one.

I'm surprised you're not Jewish as well, go for the hat trick.
 
Why is Jim even counted as a legitimate reviewer on Metacritic? He deliberately knocked the game's score down because he found a reason to get righteously indignant and dismiss the developers' efforts over some tiny nitpick he heard about on Twitter. A nitpick in the END CREDITS of the game got it knocked down to a 7.5.
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It's even in the fucking title of the review.
What a joyless fuck.

Dipshit reviewers with agendas are a dime-a-dozen, but Jim's entire purpose now is to draw attention to himself by pulling stunts like this. He rated the game just one singular point above Metacritic's yellow "mixed" rating, which is a 74, probably because he doesn't want to risk having too many people's eyes on him, or having Nintendo notice his one singular mixed review and block him from review copies in the future.
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God forbid people read game reviews to know if the game they're planning on buying is fun or not. No, we need to be righteously infuriated that Nintendo forgot to individually crediting the team who worked on the original game (but not the remake) one by one. That tiny little "imperfection" means we should throw the whole thing out.

Jim really let the whole Steam Greenlight/asset-flip/digital homicide shit get to his head, now he thinks he's some kind of messianic freedom fighter in the gaming industry, rather than just another twitter troon with a chip on his shoulder.
I can't believe the day would come where I think IGN's embarrassing game scoring can hold more merit than ANYONE ELSE'S review
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I mean, as bad as these IGN's reviews are, at least they have SOMETHING to do with the games and not a fucking credit issue or some internet justice spergery. Just good old fashion retard spergery.
 
I can't believe the day would come where I think IGN's embarrassing game scoring can hold more merit than ANYONE ELSE'S review
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I mean, as bad as these IGN's reviews are, at least they have SOMETHING to do with the games and not a fucking credit issue or some internet justice spergery. Just good old fashion retard spergery.
TB once used God Hand as a way of talking about the people who wanted easy mode in games for reviewers. He played God Hand. He was incredibly bad at it and couldn't beat the tutorial boss. But he didn't whine about the game, he thought about it and knew that if you're into beat 'em ups, this was one hell of a good game.
 
Does anyone else think it's really funny that Commander Faggot here denounces videogames as a masculine hobby full of men and toxic masculinity but absolutely fucking loves professional wrestling which is possibly the most masculine interest ever?

Hardcore girl gamers aren't super common but I've met them they do exist. I've also met hardcore female Rush fans and women who are really into pro bass fishing.

I have never ever met a women who is into professional wrestling.
 
Does anyone else think it's really funny that Commander Faggot here denounces videogames as a masculine hobby full of men and toxic masculinity but absolutely fucking loves professional wrestling which is possibly the most masculine interest ever?

Hardcore girl gamers aren't super common but I've met them they do exist. I've also met hardcore female Rush fans and women who are really into pro bass fishing.

I have never ever met a women who is into professional wrestling.
I've met more than a few women who were into professional wrestlers. Only a handful of those were into professional wrestling. Critical difference.
 
Only the true fans remembers when Jim walked down his driveway with a dragon dildo sticking out of his pants
I also remember a skit where he was reading furry porn at his podium. I don't know when though. A lot of his worst skits were lost to the internet ether when Destructiod exploded, which might be for the best.

Jim really let the whole Steam Greenlight/asset-flip/digital homicide shit get to his head, now he thinks he's some kind of messianic freedom fighter in the gaming industry, rather than just another twitter troon with a chip on his shoulder.
One of my favourite Jim arcs was when he was invited to Valve, and he gave a bunch of advice on how to fix the store page that basically amounted to turning it into Jim's personal promotional site. When they told him to fuck off and did none of what he said, he was salty about it. Likely still is.

why did Jim troon out if he wasn't even going to try.
Clout and deflection. He wants to jump on the breadtube train, but it's already left the station and derailed. He wants to have an excuse for his dwindling YouTube subs that avoids the fact his videos are shit.
 
This video footage was recovered by the Boston police department after a home raid following a series of attacks on residents near the Charles River. The man has yet to be identified but claims to be the "River City Goblin." He makes repeated remarks towards an individual by the name of "Steph," but investigators were not able to verify the existence of this person. He is currently still at large, and the Boston City Police Department has decided to release this footage to the public.
Warning: The following content may be disturbing to some; viewer discretion is advised.
 
So I'm gonna get into the auts here real quick. If you're gonna fucking just remaster a game, really anything short of straight up fucking remaking from the ground up. You fucking credit the original team. Like fuck off thinking that's not okay. Video game credits are long enough as it is. You don't have to watch em. But when they credit all the like Havok people or any of the middleware, you can give a shout out to whoever put together that game originally. All of them.

Now, that's not a thing to fucking ding on a goddamn review. Not in any meaningful way. Because 99% of people don't care. Shit. 99.99% if I'm being honest. Probably even more nines if we're being *really* honest. And frankly, Jim Sterling doesn't even fucking care. Like I'm genuinely mad about this. But, I also did believe you should buy Hogwarts to support the Devs.

In short, it's not surprising that Jim has to keep finding new high horses to get on. He keeps crushing them. Because he's fat.
 
So I'm gonna get into the auts here real quick. If you're gonna fucking just remaster a game, really anything short of straight up fucking remaking from the ground up. You fucking credit the original team. Like fuck off thinking that's not okay. Video game credits are long enough as it is. You don't have to watch em. But when they credit all the like Havok people or any of the middleware, you can give a shout out to whoever put together that game originally. All of them.

Now, that's not a thing to fucking ding on a goddamn review. Not in any meaningful way. Because 99% of people don't care. Shit. 99.99% if I'm being honest. Probably even more nines if we're being *really* honest. And frankly, Jim Sterling doesn't even fucking care. Like I'm genuinely mad about this. But, I also did believe you should buy Hogwarts to support the Devs.

In short, it's not surprising that Jim has to keep finding new high horses to get on. He keeps crushing them. Because he's fat.
One of my little fuzzies about 2006 Prey was they put in credits for the original dev team from '97 doing the engine that never really saw the light of day. Was cool for me because that team included a demoscene member who I respected, but I thought it was a nice thing to do.
 
This video footage was recovered by the Boston police department after a home raid following a series of attacks on residents near the Charles River. The man has yet to be identified but claims to be the "River City Goblin." He makes repeated remarks towards an individual by the name of "Steph," but investigators were not able to verify the existence of this person. He is currently still at large, and the Boston City Police Department has decided to release this footage to the public.
Warning: The following content may be disturbing to some; viewer discretion is advised.
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Imo this clip was the best part of the the video/ josh's stream.
 
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Clout and deflection. He wants to jump on the breadtube train, but it's already left the station and derailed. He wants to have an excuse for his dwindling YouTube subs that avoids the fact his videos are shit.
I think a more simple reason is Jim just wanted to be loved, especially romantically. His first wife was a disgusting fat roastie who already had a child, Jim tied the knot with her thinking he had passed over the lowest rung of women achievement and he can be together with someone for the rest of his life.... then it appeared she fucked a bunch of black guys and dumped him (or as Jimmy said "mutual decision"). Jim can't pull off any sort of machismo or charm with his stupid gamer shtick that will attract any women, plus he's like 5"10 450 pounds which doesn't help either, he was faced with a life of solitude staring right back in his face so he made the ultimate decision to go gay and eventually "transition". This is really common for a lot of guys in prison, normally straight people switching sexually when faced with the overwhelmingly likelihood of forever loneliness. Jim adapted to what could bring him love, which was getting reamed by disgusting trannies that he also had to share the affection of.


Lot of this stuff is the mouse utopia experiment come to life in humans
 
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