Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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So something like a merlot, which I usually would not drink, is generally good in a beef dish because of its bold notes and lack of subtlety.
"Lack of subtlety". You just described Merlot perfectly.

As I've said many times it's a wine that goes with everything and complements nothing. It's a fine little wine to cook with or if you want to blend with something bold but on it's own to drink? No thank you.
 
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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.
 
Wait, is the 3k transit current or from a past visit?
My mom's medical transport was literally just lyft rides they scheduled and paid for.
I'd imagine for his recent stroke or whatever it was. Ambulance rides aren't cheap in America.

It's extra funny because Jack is against national healthcare but then he bitches about a $3k ambulance ride
 
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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.
Nah. Fatty was already planning to sell the house and get another place where he could have his stupid studio sets custom built. This just means they're likely still going to sell the house but actually downsize instead of building a kitchen set, a late night talk show set, and a separate podcast set for fatty to play pretend content creator in.
 
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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.
The only house this fat idiot should be looking into is one with a wheelchair ramp and a nursing aide available 24/7. He just racked up a 3000 dollar bill along with whatever else this long term hospital stay bills he racked up. Mr. YouTuber hasn’t released any content in 3 weeks, so that monthly check will be pennies. Tammy better pick up a second full time job or smother him in his sleep for the insurance policy if they still want to move to the filming “compound”.
 
i remember sometime last year Jack bitched about that ideal of socialized medicine. Well, Jack, karma a bitch isn’t it? View attachment 4606252
People like Jack are living (for now) arguments against socialized medicine. This fat fuck deserves to pay every cent of his medical bill on his own.

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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.
In your case: How solid is the foundation. Because you're fat Jack. Very fat. So fat you are going to die in your 50s. Fat fat fat.

Better not tell you about Joshua Weissman, I'm surprised he isn't getting blowjobs from Cuisinart with as much as he uses the thing.
Cuisinart processors come with a blowjob attachment already. Slap it on, stick it in, and let her spin.
 
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In your case: How solid is the foundation. Because you're fat Jack. Very fat. So fat you are going to die in your 50s. Fat fat fat.
The fact he's survived 3+ strokes makes me think he will be around a while. His life will be a living hell due to his state of health, though
 
I'd imagine for his recent stroke or whatever it was. Ambulance rides aren't cheap in America.

It's extra funny because Jack is against national healthcare but then he bitches about a $3k ambulance ride
It's like he's too much of a strokebrained mushmouth idiot to understand the implications of the pig-stupid takes he has on nearly everything. There are valid criticisms of national healthcare but that a functional system contains costs for the individual patient isn't one of them. Also does this moron think an ambulance is just a fancy taxi cab? They're already doing medicine in there, and that shit costs.

Standard of Jack to be angy about the dumbest shit, especially since he's probably going to be a deadbeat and not even pay anything whatever insurance he has doesn't cover.
Mr. YouTuber hasn’t released any content in 3 weeks, so that monthly check will be pennies.
It already is pennies, I'm sure. I'd be astounded if his income from this crap is even at the level where he can write it off as a business expense rather than just as a hobby, and wouldn't be surprised at all if he literally pays more for his gluttonous mukbangs than he makes from them.

I bet he's still writing them off, and that may come back and bite him in the ass.
 
It already is pennies, I'm sure. I'd be astounded if his income from this crap is even at the level where he can write it off as a business expense rather than just as a hobby, and wouldn't be surprised at all if he literally pays more for his gluttonous mukbangs than he makes from them.

I bet he's still writing them off, and that may come back and bite him in the ass.
Hilariously this channel has actually drastically improved in terms of views over the past couple of months with other youtube channels shitting on him and not uploading anything for 3 weeks. Look at his stuff from a year ago, 5k views. mom's butter chicken, 59k views. smoked superbowl legs, 17k views. wings in mushroom gravy, 31k views. This is likely the people who are seeing other channels shit on him going to see what the latest horror show is that they haven't covered yet.

So not only has this bumbling fuck survived another stroke, he's seeing a significant jump in viewers without actually doing anything on his part.

It's still likely to amount to jack shit as far as income, and he probably does spend more making his dumpster dishes than he makes on the videos. But it's absolutely hilarious that he's seeing even a residual increase in "success" while he's completely incapable of capitalizing on it(not that he was mentally capable of doing so beforehand).
 
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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.

How far away is the nearest colored person?
What weight is the floor rated to withstand?
Where's the nearest strip mall Tex-Mex joint?
Do you have roaming gangs of killer turkeys?
 
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