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Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.
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Amanda's teeth and jaw never fails to confound me. Even after joining a sorority, I would think someone would have gently inquired about her parents dental insurance covering orthodontic work as a passive-aggressive way to say you need to get that shit fixed.
Has no one ever called her out for the bizarre way she eats? Would bracers even help, or would she need to consult a maxillofacial surgeon? Not to get too TMI, but I had surgery for what's colloquially known as cheerleader syndrome. Looking at how life was prior to surgery and follow up treatments, I can't imagine living life with a bite/jaw that fucked up as Neigh's. No wonder being thin is part of Amanda's personality: eating has to be awkward if not downright painful.
If your husband really loved you, he would not want you to continue living in pain. Amanda often covers her mouth, like she is aware of the state of her mouth, and has the good sense to be embarrassed by it. Wouldn't a loving husband want you to live your life with confidence? Instead of $5k on a fail trip to Rome, that money would be about half of what surgeons might charge in Mexico or even Cuba to have your jaw fixed. Then again, that would all require the Ralphamale to actually care about Amanda enough to want to improve her quality of life....
I can't believe I wrote all of that, sperging about someone's jaw. But here we are.
Has no one ever called her out for the bizarre way she eats? Would bracers even help, or would she need to consult a maxillofacial surgeon? Not to get too TMI, but I had surgery for what's colloquially known as cheerleader syndrome. Looking at how life was prior to surgery and follow up treatments, I can't imagine living life with a bite/jaw that fucked up as Neigh's. No wonder being thin is part of Amanda's personality: eating has to be awkward if not downright painful.
If your husband really loved you, he would not want you to continue living in pain. Amanda often covers her mouth, like she is aware of the state of her mouth, and has the good sense to be embarrassed by it. Wouldn't a loving husband want you to live your life with confidence? Instead of $5k on a fail trip to Rome, that money would be about half of what surgeons might charge in Mexico or even Cuba to have your jaw fixed. Then again, that would all require the Ralphamale to actually care about Amanda enough to want to improve her quality of life....
I can't believe I wrote all of that, sperging about someone's jaw. But here we are.
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Well yeah, they both read their threads.
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lolol way to have retard jaw you dumbass
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I may be retarded enough not to understand if you're referring to me or Neigh, but I can confidently say that I don't have retard jaw. Anymore at least.
joshua moon nigger monkey
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Puede hablar más despacio? is the best phrase when you're learning spanish. Mexicans speak at like 300 words per minute, I swear. But yeah, HS Spanish isnt going to help you. I took 2 semesters in college and I still had a hard time.
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When I google that it’s all cheerleaders with Down Syndrome. They have surgery for that?
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Looks like the "rich" mexican landlord took a few bites out of it already
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Actually a hilarious tweet, I would like to see that competition live streamed, 1 dollar per xanny and they can't turn em down.
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Holy fucking shit, this bitch still can’t cook fish without making it dry as their paper plates? What a waste of their scant resources.
And herbs from a drum?! Fucking nasty. That dusty parsley has been on a Mexican shelf since 2014.
With their financial problems after Harry stopped paying Ralph’s bills, Meigh better get familiar with the barrels of grains and beans at the local market. Buy in bulk for those and rice. I’m sure Ralph will be supportive and understanding.
And herbs from a drum?! Fucking nasty. That dusty parsley has been on a Mexican shelf since 2014.
With their financial problems after Harry stopped paying Ralph’s bills, Meigh better get familiar with the barrels of grains and beans at the local market. Buy in bulk for those and rice. I’m sure Ralph will be supportive and understanding.
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The fucking lemon wheel, everytime. I'd think it was a joke if Meigh had any capacity for self-reflection
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Interesting. I remember getting out of the Foreign Language requirement in HS by coming from a family of Russian immigrants that spoke the language fluently at home. There's probably a snowballs chance in hell of this being the case- but the Morris family have Italian heritage, right? Is there any evidence to suggest May knows any Italian?
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Pantsu, really?
Get up on outa here…
There is no fucking way this is what Ethan had for dinner. We all have seen him.
Girl, that’s what you had while he stuffed his face with something greasy. You 2 don’t seem like the kind of couple that eat dinner together let alone observe Lent.
Bitch, you live in a fantasy!
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Look at the white slime oozing out of the fish like Ralphaseed oozing out of his horse's stinky vulva. This crockery is a war crime against fish.
Basically, if you overcook salmon, white goop starts to ooze out and it tastes awful. Again with the stupid lemon wheel and skin facing down, which probably has the texture of used tampons, or Ethan Ralph's gunt.
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Wtf is she doing to the salmon to make it look so slimy and unappetizing? Is this maybe ana-chan cooking where she's trying to save calories by not using oil? It almost looks like she boiled the fish and also the lemon wheel.
She never makes any food other than salmon and potatoes for twitter so I guess this is the only dish she really convinced herself she can totally nail. It's so pathetic to brag about this shitty cooking, but I am glad she does it for our amusement. She still doesn't know how to make a sauce and I guess she couldn't find the usual asparagus in Mexico.
Just lmao
children in home economics cook better food than this.
She never makes any food other than salmon and potatoes for twitter so I guess this is the only dish she really convinced herself she can totally nail. It's so pathetic to brag about this shitty cooking, but I am glad she does it for our amusement. She still doesn't know how to make a sauce and I guess she couldn't find the usual asparagus in Mexico.
Just lmao
children in home economics cook better food than this.
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We are still awaiting evidence that Meigh knows English. Have you read her “journalism”?
She probably microwave poached them. That fish was clearly a frozen filet prior to being overcooked. Only the cheapest bottom of the barrel fish for the Ralphamale’s family!
This is literally pantsu domestically abusing her family , worse than anything Ralph's ever done
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I wish she’d put something in his drink that would knock him tf out for at least 15 hours. Otherwise he won’t sleep, just pass out repeatedly.