YouTubers you hate that everyone else likes

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Jarvis Johnson and other such commentary channels (but jarvis specifically). Gets millions of views by watching a video, then saying what you just saw in the video in a "funny" way.

Example: Watching a video where a guy takes a shit at Popeye's (the content he watches is nowhere near as interesting): "Yo he just... he just took a shit? AT POPEYE'S?! Wow. Imagine going to popeye's and there's a guy taking a shit."

Every "commentary" channel is the same. They watch a video, then they say exactly what you just saw as if that were a joke. Yeah it was weird that the guy shoved an entire keyboard up his ass. Know how I know it was weird? Because I just saw it with my eyes. You showed it to me.

Someone in the thread mentioned Chris James, the guy that watches dating shows, the one that looks like Quinton Reviews. He's a perfect example of this, too. I saw a few of his videos and thought they were fun, but 100% of the fun comes from what he's watching. Anytime I laughed it was because of what happened on the show, not at his shitty lukewarm takes or asinine jokes. So I just looked up the shows and watched them on their own. Much better.

They're also soft boy leftists that have to insert the current ideology into whatever they're reacting to, and they have the balls to pass it off as humor. Take not-Quinton. He watches dating shows and reality shows from 2000 to 2008, back before PC was mainstream. Whenever someone says or does something mildly edgy he does the stupid reddit "ummm... yikes my dude, wow. That aged poorly. Ooff. I don't like that. *makes an incredulous face"

Yeah we get it. Pointing out "problematic" things in shows from 20 years ago is peak comedy. Get a new shtick.

August the Duck has to get shit on, too. He click baited me by commenting on Cooking With Jack videos and now my recommended is flooded with his low effort shit. He does the same thing as every other cum-entary channel. He also sounds like a lawnmower trying to start. No, he doesn't have a stutter, he has a horrible habit of laughing while pronouncing a word. It's infuriating.

Example: Jack Scalfani puts a pound of green rotten meat into his soup and the video pauses and August pops up "Ohohooo-My God. Di-i-i-i he just put rotten... meat into the the soup? Look at it. It's gre-e-e-e-en. Jack, why did you put green rotten meat into your so-o-o-o-oup?"

Here are two commentary channels I think are alright:
How to cook that: Not a full-on commentary channel, but she hit algorithm gold with a series where she recreates (and comments on) lifehack recipes. Then she shows you how to do a similar recipe that actually works. Like Jarvis Johnson's 5 minute craft videos but without the shitty """jokes""" and you actually learn something.

Chadchad: Zoomer e-girl that comments on videos. She popped up on my recommended and her videos made me exhale sharply through my nose. It helps that she usually comments on multiple related videos at once instead of dragging out one single video for ages.

TL;DR: Yo this dude just took a shit at Popeye's, bro. What the fuuuuuck, dude? At Popeye's? Damn, man. Fucked up, man.

 

[Lone Star]

I wouldn't say I hate him, but Jerma for me. Watched a decent handful of clips of his and I just never cracked a smile or anything. Never saw why he has such an oddly overreaching fanbase.

 

[kazotomega]

I wouldn't say I hate him, but Jerma for me. Watched a decent handful of clips of his and I just never cracked a smile or anything. Never saw why he has such an oddly overreaching fanbase.

It's mostly just due to the "comfy" aspect of it and also seeming to not involve any troonery or political shit from what I've seem of him, he's kind of similar to vinesauce in a way in terms of content. They are overrated but compared to most other popular streamers these days which are mostly e-whores/vtubers I can see why they are well liked.

 

[Unamused Bounty Hunter]

Spiffing Brit is unwatchable. I don't find his content or his Britbong Queen gag funny.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Spiffing Brit is unwatchable. I don't find his content or his Britbong Queen gag funny.

As a British person, I feel like any YouTuber (and unfortunately there are all too many of them) who specifically markets themselves to their audience based on this fucking minstrel show of just how thoroughly ruddy British they are, chaps, wot-wot, cup of brown joy, bowler hat, God save the Queen, should be stripped of their citizenship for embarrassing the rest of us, and made to go and live with Shamima Begum in that fucking Syrian refugee camp.

This peg-toothed fuck is a great example.

 

[Lone Star]

It's mostly just due to the "comfy" aspect of it and also seeming to not involve any troonery or political shit from what I've seem of him, he's kind of similar to vinesauce in a way in terms of content. They are overrated but compared to most other popular streamers these days which are mostly e-whores/vtubers I can see why they are well liked.

That's a pretty good point, I hadn't thought of it like that. Granted I didn't watch enough Jerma to know he doesn't go political in general or whatever but still.

 

[Korpon]

I wouldn't say I hate him, but Jerma for me. Watched a decent handful of clips of his and I just never cracked a smile or anything. Never saw why he has such an oddly overreaching fanbase.

It's mostly just due to the "comfy" aspect of it and also seeming to not involve any troonery or political shit from what I've seem of him, he's kind of similar to vinesauce in a way in terms of content. They are overrated but compared to most other popular streamers these days which are mostly e-whores/vtubers I can see why they are well liked.

He used to be great for years but sadly ever since roughly 2020 his fanbase has been completely overrun with trannies and faggots and he doesn't have the spine to tell them to fuck off. He also seems like he doesn't enjoy playing games anymore and has mentioned retiring sometime in the near future, so he's kinda been phoning it in lately which sucks, since he can be really entertaining if his heart is in it.

 

[TVB]

As a British person, I feel like any YouTuber (and unfortunately there are all too many of them) who specifically markets themselves to their audience based on this fucking minstrel show of just how thoroughly ruddy British they are, chaps, wot-wot, cup of brown joy, bowler hat, God save the Queen, should be stripped of their citizenship for embarrassing the rest of us, and made to go and live with Shamima Begum in that fucking Syrian refugee camp.

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This peg-toothed fuck is a great example.

Top Hat Gaming? I mean, he also embodies everything wrong with most British content creators by badly stereotyping their culture. Thankfully I unsubbed from him three years back.

 

[Mister Uno]

I wouldn't say I hate him, but Jerma for me. Watched a decent handful of clips of his and I just never cracked a smile or anything. Never saw why he has such an oddly overreaching fanbase.

I agree, although he has managed to make me laugh a few times but generally I find him unfunny. All my friends like him sadly.
You know who else they find funny and I have no clue why? Vinny from Vinesauce. I do not find him entertaining at all and incredibly dry. Anytime I am watching shit with them and they put him on, I tune out.

 

[Lone Star]

He used to be great for years but sadly ever since roughly 2020 his fanbase has been completely overrun with trannies and faggots and he doesn't have the spine to tell them to fuck off.

I mean, in fairness, what's he supposed to do? Tell them to stop following him? Unless you mean they spam up his chat and he won't tell them to cool down.

I agree, although he has managed to make me laugh a few times but generally I find him unfunny. All my friends find him like him sadly.
You know who else they find funny and I have no clue why? Vinny from Vinesauce. I do not find him entertaining at all and incredibly dry. Anytime I am watching shit with them and they put him on, I tune out.

Vinny and Jerma both fall under that umbrella for me, yeah. I don't hate either of them, but I don't find them remotely entertaining.

 

[Korpon]

I mean, in fairness, what's he supposed to do? Tell them to stop following him? Unless you mean they spam up his chat and he won't tell them to cool down.

Yes, they spam the tranny flag emote and never shut up about it all the time while other things getting spammed get deleted, then there's also weird shit like them sexualizing him and making creepy fan art and edits about how much they want to fuck him or whatever. I recommend skimming through the Jerma thread here for more. I try not to give Jerma too much shit about it since he seems like a good guy and is very naïve when it comes to Internet weirdos, but it's pretty much ruined the streams for me.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Yes, they spam the tranny flag emote and never shut up about it all the time while other things getting spammed get deleted, then there's also weird shit like them sexualizing him and making creepy fan art and edits about how much they want to fuck him or whatever. I recommend skimming through the Jerma thread here for more. I try not to give Jerma too much shit about it since he seems like a good guy and is very naïve when it comes to Internet weirdos, but it's pretty much ruined the streams for me.

Now, to be fair, the live chat 90% of the time offers nothing to the stream other than serving as a garbage bin for the viewers' autism. You're better off just pretending it doesn't exist.

 

[Korpon]

Now, to be fair, the live chat 90% of the time offers nothing to the stream other than serving as a garbage bin for the viewers' autism. You're better off just pretending it doesn't exist.

Oh I agree, another problem arises however since Jerma gives way too much attention to the chat and sometimes stops playing the game to talk to them, and so many of them are trying to have a "notice me senpai" moment and will say weird shit in hopes that he stops and reads it out. He used to not do it that often and would just play the game, but his ADHD and his lower interest in games in general has him looking away to chat more often, which makes the streams a lame experience.

 

[King Metalia]

I've always hated Grace fucking Randolph. Anyone who treats their opinions as thou their undisputed facts needs to get over themselves. It's really astounding that an ego as fragile as hers got as big as the god damn moon.

 

[Stormer_1]

Johnny2cellos has dropped in quality over the last few months. I used to enjoy his KOTH videos but he's gotten so pretentious as of late.The guy praises anything that's slightly meta as intelligent writing. I also believe he's teetering on the edge of a political meltdown as he's already taken jabs at covid anti-vaxxers in the past:

 

[TVB]

Johnny2cellos has dropped in quality over the last few months. I used to enjoy his KOTH videos but he's gotten so pretentious as of late.The guy praises anything that's slightly meta as intelligent writing. I also believe he's teetering on the edge of a political meltdown as he's already taken jabs at covid anti-vaxxers in the past:

Yea, I remember his KoTH videos and I remember enjoying them, but I haven't seen his stuff since then. Now that I've found out that he's doing his sperg meltdown against COVID anti-vaxxers and has become close to being a consoomer, it's a good thing I stopped watching long ago.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

Action button, I really hate how he makes this long videos about some game and 80% of the video is him talking about some retarded bullshit that barely has anything to do with the goddamm game, also I find the way he speaks annoying

 

[Colon capital V]

Johnny2cellos has dropped in quality over the last few months. I used to enjoy his KOTH videos but he's gotten so pretentious as of late.The guy praises anything that's slightly meta as intelligent writing. I also believe he's teetering on the edge of a political meltdown as he's already taken jabs at covid anti-vaxxers in the past:

It was always kinda obvious he was another lefty consoomer type nigga, especially with his quick little quip about Futurama's transphobic episode + South Park's tranny jokes, I'd only really tune into his shit if there's a topic that actually interests me. Otherwise I'd pass him by for a good majority of the times I've seen him in my recs.

 

[Kharash]

Apparently Chris Davis quit YouTube. Bitched about losing viewer retention but never once thought about the obvious reason, his inclusion of horseshit identity politics in a fucking Witcher retrospective.

I used to watch some of his videos way back. I stopped because he'd sometimes just get political like a typical lefty.
Taking a quick glance at his twitter now says all you need to know about him.

Nothing of value was lost.

 

[Seafarer]

EckhartsLadder, I liked his videos on Star Wars content and didn’t mind his centrist bs when it comes to the Sequel Trilogy, but the fact he keeps playing defense for Disney even as they blatantly stole from fan artists for their shitty comics REPEATEDLY, got me to stop watching his videos.