Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Jeff Gerstmann]

I honestly don't think Ralph eats that much.
Sure when he goes out and snaps pictures of overpriced steak he eats that, but longterm alcoholics lose their appetite almost completely. They only want to drink and that's where they get all their calories from. But there's no nourishment in alcohol so your body slowly breaks down. Bone density, muscle mass, cardiovascular health, it all goes down the drain to heavy boozers. Whatever underlying health problems Ralp already has he's making them much worse, not that he cares.

 

[Anonanon]

I honestly don't think Ralph eats that much.
Sure when he goes out and snaps pictures of overpriced steak he eats that, but longterm alcoholics lose their appetite almost completely. They only want to drink and that's where they get all their calories from. But there's no nourishment in alcohol so your body slowly breaks down. Bone density, muscle mass, cardiovascular health, it all goes down the drain to heavy boozers. Whatever underlying health problems Ralp already has he's making them much worse, not that he cares.

Ralph likely has cut back eating a bit, yet mexico is filled with ultra processed food as well and when he takes the Whorse out on the town he films himself driving from one random restaurant to another. I imagine he is also in constant digestion distress especially now that his age is catching up to him.


You know this dude is farting on May all night.

 

[Fren]

Always amazed by how paper plates are always used by low IQ Meri Mutts. DSP, Wings, Ralphamale to name a few. Have some self respect and use dishes, just like a regular grown up, you fucking animals.

 

[There She Glows]

Merida has over 30 farmer's markets full of produce and freshly caught fish from the Yucatan Peninsula and this is the best she can do. I know this is the dumbest thing to get MATI about but come the fuck on

Spoiler

 

[Lidl Drip]

I think Meigh should do a cooking show. That's how she can contribute to the Ralph household funds and also provide us with content. She might also learn something if she cooks more than once in a blue moon and has to try different dishes.

 

[Lambda Force]

I honestly don't think Ralph eats that much.
Sure when he goes out and snaps pictures of overpriced steak he eats that, but longterm alcoholics lose their appetite almost completely. They only want to drink and that's where they get all their calories from.

That's also what Ade said IIRC.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

That's also what Ade said IIRC.

Everyone she's dated has been a serial substance abuser, so she would know.

 

[AltisticRight]

You know this dude is farting on May all night.

It's the RalphaOven, ayelawgz. 5 STAR SHARTS.

 

[MeltyTW]

You know fish is something that its actually okay to use lemon wheels on, it gets the citrus on the fish with a decent surface area without you needing to squeeze it and risk probably adding too much. its one of the perfect times to show off the lemon wheels that i guess are so popular in casa de ralph .... and she cuts it like a mong on top of some dried out husk of a fish. i dont know what to say.

 

[break these cuffs]

What she did to that fillet. DIdn't trim it before cooking at all. Don't ask me what's going on with the right ride and then she cut it in half after cooking. It's a fucking salmon fillet. It can be simple.

Heat enough oil to cover the bottom of the pan over high heat.
Trim fillet(s) and season the fish side. Plain salt and pepper fine.
When oil is heated and shimmering, reduce to medium high. Place fillets in pan skin side up.
Cook for 3-5 minutes depending on thickness. 3 minutes will be for a fillet that's quite thin, less than an inch.
Check to see if there is a a golden crispiness on the meat, if so flip fillet(s).
Ensure oil gets underneath the skin and cook another 3-5 minutes.
Plate and garnish.

It only takes 10 minutes not to run salmon. This won't be the dynamic salmon you've ever had, but it's quick and simple. It also puts the flavor of the fish front and center, so don't buy shitty fish.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Holy shit y'all alogging food again

 

[Alinktothefacts]

Is there any evidence to suggest May knows any Italian?

No not really, unless she's using Google Translate or apps like Duolingo for the basic stuff.

 

[Catspajamas7]

Holy shit y'all alogging food again

I’m not one to alog amandas cooking cause I don’t get much cooking either.. But that fish holy fuck what type of weird Mexican chemicals and human shit are they feeding the fish it doesn’t look normal.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Holy shit y'all alogging food again

Her shitty cooking is one of the most entertaining things about her. I would give anything to watch Gordon Ramsay make fun of her cooking.

 

[MeltyTW]

Holy shit y'all alogging food again

LEMON WHEELS MAN

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

Why u buying salmon in Mexico? Merida is on the fucking coast. Eat local fish so that it isn't frozen and taste like wall paper plap. Pantsu or Ralph don't need to speak Spanish. Just point and grunt like they always do. Do the universal symbol of slice across the neck and then down your rib cage to convey you want the head off and the guts out. It works across species and languages.... maybe Ralph and Pantsu will find out soon.

I knew an anorexic man that eat this same meal every night. The lack of sauce screams eating disorder. Don't worry. Ralph will bring the sauce ..... when it comes time, Pantsu. Just light one of his burps and you can learn how to flambé....

 

[Elmo]

LEMON WHEELS MAN

AUGH LOOK AT THAT PARSLEY IT LOOKS LIKE A GAY GREEN FRENCH FRY.

 

[Jack Awful]

CROOKED. LEMON. WHEEL.
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No veggies to be seen

 

[MeltyTW]

AUGH LOOK AT THAT PARSLEY IT LOOKS LIKE A GAY GREEN FRENCH FRY.

ITS CROOKED ITS THE ONE TIME A SHOW OFF LEMON WHEEL MAKES SENSE AND ITS CUT LIKE A DAMNED CRINKLE FRY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Why u buying salmon in Mexico? Merida is on the fucking coast. Eat local fish so that it isn't frozen and taste like wall paper plap. Pantsu or Ralph don't need to speak Spanish. Just point and grunt like they always do. Do the universal symbol of slice across the neck and then down your rib cage to convey you want the head off and the guts out. It works across species and languages.... maybe Ralph and Pantsu will find out soon.

I knew an anorexic man that eat this same meal every night. The lack of sauce screams eating disorder. Don't worry. Ralph will bring the sauce ..... when it comes time, Pantsu. Just light one of his burps and you can learn how to flambé....

If I was Ralph, I’d


Oh wow. I think I was going to say something about food, but now that I actually started typing that sentence all I can think to end it with is “kill myself”