Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[A Cardboard Box]

Why u buying salmon in Mexico? Merida is on the fucking coast. Eat local fish so that it isn't frozen and taste like wall paper plap. Pantsu or Ralph don't need to speak Spanish. Just point and grunt like they always do. Do the universal symbol of slice across the neck and then down your rib cage to convey you want the head off and the guts out. It works across species and languages.... maybe Ralph and Pantsu will find out soon.

I knew an anorexic man that eat this same meal every night. The lack of sauce screams eating disorder. Don't worry. Ralph will bring the sauce ..... when it comes time, Pantsu. Just light one of his burps and you can learn how to flambé....

Let me be very clear, I don't disagree about getting local fish if you live near the coast, however; my brother in Christ, this is a man that lives on a steady diet of booze and narcotics, who's wedding attire consisted of a shitty gambler's hat and the closest thing a man can get to a muumuu, and you're concerned that he got frozen salmon from the supermercádo instead of some fisherman's catch of the day? Lmao.

 

[heathercho]

Her shitty cooking is one of the most entertaining things about her. I would give anything to watch Gordon Ramsay make fun of her cooking.

Kay's Cooking roasting broiling Meigh would be chef's kiss.

Really though, she's in fucking Yucatan - they are known for great fish based dishes.
Pescado Frito is like the fish dish there. They eat a lot of HOG FISH, for fuck's sake.

Instead, we get the Pinwheel of Death, laid like a wreath over the coffin of beige that once was a frozen "fish portion".
Even the potato cubes on the side are sad, all piled up like overflow bodies in a rented morgue truck in Jalisco. I can taste the freezer burn from here.

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

Let me be very clear, I don't disagree about getting local fish if you live near the coast, however; my brother in Christ, this is a man that lives on a steady diet of booze and narcotics, who's wedding attire consisted of a shitty gambler's hat and the closest thing a man can get to a muumuu, and you're concerned that he got frozen salmon from the supermercádo instead of some fisherman's catch of the day? Lmao.

Yeah but the lemon wheel issue was already covered?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah but the lemon wheel issue was already covered?

Not in enough detail. It looks like she cut it with a dull, dollar store knife.

@Jeff Gerstmann whenever we see him eating it’s huge portions. Maybe if he took uppers he’d lose his appetite but even then he would never sit down to a healthy meal, just crap. If he ate Meigh’s Maytag freezer special (frozen salmon with dusty gas station parsley) three times a day, he’d lose weight. But the food quality might push him to murder first.

His insulin is pumping 24/7 since he eats around the clock. That’s another fast track to weight gain.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Not in enough detail. It looks like she cut it with a dull, dollar store knife.

@Jeff Gerstmann whenever we see him eating it’s huge portions. Maybe if he took uppers he’d lose his appetite but even then he would never sit down to a healthy meal, just crap. If he ate Meigh’s Maytag freezer special (frozen salmon with dusty gas station parsley) three times a day, he’d lose weight. But the food quality might push him to murder first.

His insulin is pumping 24/7 since he eats around the clock. That’s another fast track to weight gain.

With Ralph’s appetites, he’d tolerance out on any amphetamine derivative before significant weightless occurred

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Lol “making Ralph giving up meat for lent”

Oh yer, because of all the comforts and vices, we all know about Ralph’s love of meat, there isn’t any thing he should try to give up for lent…

Fucking regard May, that’s why no one feels bad for you.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol “making Ralph giving up meat for lent”

Oh yer, because of all the comforts and vices, we all know about Ralph’s love of meat, there isn’t any thing he should try to give up for lent…

Fucking regard May, that’s why no one feels bad for you.

You seem to know a lot about Lent! Tell me, has the Pope ever said SHIT about combining pills, liquor, gambling and whores? I don’t think so, BISH. And if so he’s nothing but an aylawg!

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

You seem to know a lot about Lent! Tell me, has the Pope ever said SHIT about combining pills, liquor, gambling and whores? I don’t think so, BISH. And if so he’s nothing but an aylawg!

To be fair to Ralph. Quitting meat is the only thing he could quit and not die from the withdrawals.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

To be fair to Ralph. Quitting meat is the only thing he could quit and not die from the withdrawals.

Meat and showers.

What I want to know is if Meigh gave up CP for Lent. She’s probably abstaining from washing her hair and going to the dentist, but no change there.

 

[Die For Me!]

Welp May, it's looking like hubby isn't gonna be streaming today (too much anxiety after you forgot to pay the light bill ) Better start learning OBS soon Mantsu, got a feeling like your news segment is gonna be extended by a couple hours a day to say the least

 

[Um...]

I’m physically sick to my stomach that this slow-witted creature let herself get knocked up by Ethan Ralph AGAIN.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY??

 

[break these cuffs]

I’m physically sick to my stomach that this slow-witted creature let herself get knocked up by Ethan Ralph AGAIN.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY??

You had to know this was coming. There is no way Gunt would die without owning Harry one last time. I wouldn't be suprised if he lives on just to make Meigh miserable and have her pump out spite babies.

 

[Null]

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

 

[Jack Awful]

Pantsu deserves it

Her kids don't

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

She just said that she doesn't watch anime anymore because she's too busy reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius and Hamlet.
You can't make this shit up.

 

[MeltyTW]

She just said that she doesn't watch anime anymore because she's too busy reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius and Hamlet.
You can't make this shit up.

No she said she was having relations with Demarcus and that ralph was her little ham-let.

Lol “making Ralph giving up meat for lent”

Oh yer, because of all the comforts and vices, we all know about Ralph’s love of meat, there isn’t any thing he should try to give up for lent…

Fucking regard May, that’s why no one feels bad for you.

I can't believe ralph is going vegan like a pussy whipped faggot. Might as well have her gape his ass live

 

[Muad'Dick]

The more I'm exposed to this vile yenta, the more I hope Ralph beats the shit out of her.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Lol “making Ralph giving up meat for lent”

Oh yer, because of all the comforts and vices, we all know about Ralph’s love of meat, there isn’t any thing he should try to give up for lent…

But what would Ethan Ralph do without his signature $84 plain beef steak? Ralph has no vices besides living 5 star days all day, every day. For real though, xannies and booze aren't vices anymore, they are a necessity. He can't function without them anymore, if he quit he'd have to tapper off instead of cold turkey because the withdrawal could kill him. Especially since he's already has a lot of health problems.

Why are we even critiquing the fish? We all know meigh sucks at cooking, that's not a surprise at all. It's literally and figuratively beating a dead horse at this point.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

No she said she was having relations with Demarcus and that ralph was her little ham-let.

legit made coffee come out of my nose

 

[MeltyTW]

But what would Ethan Ralph do without his signature $84 plain beef steak? Ralph has no vices besides living 5 star days all day, every day. For real though, xannies and booze aren't vices anymore, they are a necessity. He can't function without them anymore, if he quit he'd have to tapper off instead of cold turkey because the withdrawal could kill him. Especially since he's already has a lot of health problems.

Why are we even critiquing the fish? We all know meigh sucks at cooking, that's not a surprise at all. It's literally and figuratively beating a dead horse at this point.

because she keeps putting it out or ralph makes her put it out. were witnessing the culinary equivalent of child rape and they think its just okay.