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- Nov 9, 2021
The only thing Ralph is gonna OD on is fame and fortune
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Hey don't try to make me feel bad for teasing youI’m just glad we can both be sektur enjoyers while we raise our little aylawgs.
No, you’re good. It was mandatory to check if I was going to sperg about itHey don't try to make me feel bad for teasing you
Cause it's working
This entire line of speculation is beyond haram allah shall strike us down as a matter of fact I welcome it burn it all down till Ralph fingerbangs the whorse in hell YALLA UWU AF
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Mantsu turns to face the camera with a hideous toothy grin, it screamwhispers>be Ralph
>do a stream where you’re blitzed on tequila and xanax
>start doing DJ Ralph stream, pop another Xanax to relax
>lean back in chair listening to the tunes
>you’re relaxed but sleepy
>eyes start growing heavy, breathing slows
>reality starts to grey out
>superchat noises grow more and more distant
>someone comes in and taps you
>you’re drifting further off the mortal coil
>last thing you see is this ugly creature with its maw open wide
>experience sheer terror as it’s claws grab into you to pull the last of life out of you
>shart one finally shart, no longer aLIVE ON THE KILLSTREAM
You're correct. Even with him mixing it with alcohol he's very unlikely to OD. Now if he added in some opiates then the risk of respiratory depression is very real, but just xanax and alcohol isn't going to do it.I'm a retard, but reading into xanny usage, ODing isn't really that big a risk...
Am I just wrong, or are kiwis expecting a flash in the pan when this will be slow burn?
Congestive heart failure mightYou're correct. Even with him mixing it with alcohol he's very unlikely to OD. Now if he added in some opiates then the risk of respiratory depression is very real, but just xanax and alcohol isn't going to do it.
And general health. The Ralphamale is an example of peak physical conditioning, disregarding rampant drug abuse, after all.And cocaine
And let's face it, literally anything else that garbagehead pig gets his hands on.And cocaine
Considering his precarious finances, it's likely at some point he'll suddenly not have money to feed his addictions.Ralph’s real danger is dying from a seizure if he starts to use less Xanax or stop drinking.
Benzos mess up your ability to judge exactly how fucked up you are which makes it a lot likelier you OD on whatever other garbage you're putting in yourself.You're correct. Even with him mixing it with alcohol he's very unlikely to OD. Now if he added in some opiates then the risk of respiratory depression is very real, but just xanax and alcohol isn't going to do it.
Doubt. He makes enough money and his cost of living is low enough that he will not run out of money for drugs. Sure it's easy to meme that he can't afford a $60 video game or couldn't afford his light bill but we know he can make a few hundred bucks getting drunk in his chair so if he ever runs low, he just needs to start some internet squabbles and he'll cash some shekels.Considering his precarious finances, it's likely at some point he'll suddenly not have money to feed his addictions.
Is it even an international beat down anymore? If Ralph gets beat up by cartels while in central America it's basically a home turf beating at this point, not like he's ever going back to the US.You think while he’s in Belize he’ll proposition some underage girls and get pummeled by the locals? It’s been a while since the last international beat down.
Something really bad, like being married to Ralph, bearing his child, and living with him in Mexico? It's already pretty bad.I really think this is going to end badly for her, she's going to end up involved in something really bad.
Alimony will be the think that pulls the trigger.DEMON BABY NUMBER THREE NOOOOOOOOOO