Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[KFC]

The CWCki has welcome it's 1600th article!

 

[Marvin]

The CWCki has welcome it's 1600th article!

Here's to 1600 more!

 

[Ravenor]

@Marvin do we have any intel in regards to how his car Pollo got it's name? I know OPL has a British fetish is there a outside chance it's named after Polo mints? they used to be the but of jokes in old people BBC comedy.

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin do we have any intel in regards to how his car Pollo got it's name? I know OPL has a British fetish is there a outside chance it's named after Polo mints? they used to be the but of jokes in old people BBC comedy.

I don't think that was the reason.

I think it was just something something something Spanish something something something Chris is a dumbass something something fatty is dumb.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

@Marvin do we have any intel in regards to how his car Pollo got it's name? I know OPL has a British fetish is there a outside chance it's named after Polo mints? they used to be the but of jokes in old people BBC comedy.

It makes perfect sense for Carlos "Ricardo" Cantor to give his cat a Spanish name.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The CWCki has welcome it's 1600th article!

When I created Asperchu, it wasn't even at a thousand yet...

 

[Prince Omicron]

I think the recent sex moves video got taken down because CWC is licensing it to various church institutions for use at youth abstinence camps

Ewww, that's what sex is like !?! give me that fucking purity ring now!!! just graft it to my fingerbones

 

[reeb]

What most recent/undocumented event needs an enriched CWCki page? I can see if I can put together some not-so-good news...

 

[BoxedLunch]

In all honesty, what would you do if you saw Chris in public?

 

[Ravenor]

In all honesty, what would you do if you saw Chris in public?

Be shocked that he got a passport.

 

[Broseph]

I don't see it. Can you post a screenshot?

Edit: Did you mean this? That isn't his page. It's this one: https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/about.

Also, Chris has been going to a place called The End Games to play Pokemon.

When I was looking at his About page, I saw that he had liked a group called "Heart of Virginia Pokémon League @ The End Games." The photos on the shop's Facebook page shows the same background as the one in Chris's profile picture.

I can imagine all the weird and confused looks he gets from everyone there... but then again he's probably not even the weirdest person to show up there.

 

[Mr. 0]

Clyde Cash was played by 5 people
Alec Benson Leary was the Magical Potion Man
Skyraider stole Chris's blow up doll and had sex with it
Bob threatened to burn down trolls over the phone with his gun
Michael Snyder conspired with the Greene County to break up Chris and Megan
The Sonic Totem burned the house down because it finally had enough of Chris's shit

 

[CharlieBrowns]

In all honesty, what would you do if you saw Chris in public?

"Look, bro... no, I don't want any trouble. I flew thousands of miles for this. What do I want? Look, just... Just one question. That Stone Age line, man..."

 

[deeman]

kick him in the balls and yell

"Excuse me, eeehm miss(?), you see, i'm in a pickle, is this may or is it ?"
Then i would run away snickering.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Alec Benson Leary was the Magical Potion Man

Don't forget I was also Liquid, Blanca, and Mike Snyder. I am currently playing the role of Marvin.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I logged back into my Etsy account to see if Chris ever replied to a question, I was curious how Chris officially dealt with someone being pissed off at a poorly glued together Amiibo or Crayola Model Fuckin' Magic Medallion. The response lived up to my already low expectations.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Couture (Great Attention to Detail)

Aww shit, someone's teaching him words again.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Aww shit, someone's teaching him words again.

I can't read it without hearing the smug condescending tone in his shrill voice.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

When you say you "guarantee" your product won't fail, what that literally means is that you will take responsibility and eat the cost if it does fail. That is the definition of a guarantee.

 

[shecameforcwc]

Please tell me one of you glorious bastards saved the new Chris sex tape so it isn't gone from the Internet forever.