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Marvin said:
Chris never cared about being a real adult. Not at all on his todo list. Chris hired a hooker because he thought he was going to die. I suspect that the excitement of the event didn't really dawn on him until right when it was about to happen. He didn't really have time to get psyched up, like he would with an actual potential girlfriend. So I don't think he had a big letdown or anything like that.
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Wait what? Why did he think he was going to die?

The American Hedgehog said:
I don't see it. Can you post a screenshot?

Edit: Did you mean this? That isn't his page. It's this one: https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/about.

Also, Chris has been going to a place called The End Games to play Pokemon.

When I was looking at his About page, I saw that he had liked a group called "Heart of Virginia Pokémon League @ The End Games." The photos on the shop's Facebook page shows the same background as the one in Chris's profile picture.
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Well, wonder what he will do to get himself banned from that place.

And I have full confidence he will get himself banned. Because every time we think Chris has learned his lesson, and won't make the same mistakes again, he goes and proves us wrong. Like, I thought he would never be dumb enough to video himself fucking a sex doll TWICE, much less letting a video like that get out on the internet AGAIN.

But nope, that dumb fuck did it again! And this time he put it up INTENTIONALLY! It wasn't even "leaked"!
 
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Galvatron said:
Wait what? Why did he think he was going to die?
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At various times over the years, Chris has occasionally spent time in the drunk tard tank.

He's always bragged about how he's never eaten jail food (and presumably, never would).

So during the Snyder trial stuff, he was worrying about going to jail. He decided that if he went to jail over the Snyder thing, he would refuse to eat, and therefore starve himself to death.

Of course, everyone (but Chris) knows he has zero ability to starve himself for a day or two, let alone to death. But he thought there was a solid chance he'd die in jail. So he resolved to hire a hooker before he did so.

And of course, I'm pretty sure over the weekend after the pepper spray thing, he ate jail food.
 
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I doubt she talks to anyone but Chris, her pets, and maybe to her hoard once and a while. I've got a feeling Barn will die surrounded by her hoard while Chris is busy playing his PS4, blissfully ignorant.
 
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Paul Rudd said:
I'm sure the majority of the attendants have become JERKS to Chris in some way.
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From everything we've heard he is perfectly fine at the gay bar. Awkward as fuck (as Chris tend to be) but not some sort of man hating monster. He chats up women, probably hits on them and is politely rejected, everyone is cordial and he feels like he got social interaction. It's fun to imagine Chris as some sort of constant source of hilarity but talks with him have confirmed he's boring and awkward.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
From everything we've heard he is perfectly fine at the gay bar. Awkward as fuck (as Chris tend to be) but not some sort of man hating monster. He chats up women, probably hits on them and is politely rejected, everyone is cordial and he feels like he got social interaction. It's fun to imagine Chris as some sort of constant source of hilarity but talks with him have confirmed he's boring and awkward.
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Huh, you learn something new everyday. I stand corrected.

I never did see or read too much about Chris and the gay bar. I just figured he showed up for 10 minutes, clung to a wall, then left blaming his lack of sexual achievement that night on someone else.

Is there a section about the bar on the wiki that I'm just not finding?
 
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CatParty said:
do you guys think chris talks to anyone at the gay bar when he goes out?
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There's vids of him talking and dancing with a woman in the gay bar and tipping and trying to talk to Drag Queens if that counts? I think he goes between awkwardly hitting on people and dancing with his eyes closed by himself
 
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Boyfriend-Free said:
There's vids of him talking and dancing with a woman in the gay bar and tipping and trying to talk to Drag Queens if that counts? I think he goes between awkwardly hitting on people and dancing with his eyes closed by himself
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Yeah pretty much. Even got together with some others from the club to go bowling and whatnot. Might have just been a LGBT social group but still.
 
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I just saw Ashens' video about Anki Overdrive, which is a racing track system with smartphone-controlled cars and videogame mechanics, but in the real world. It's sort of like slot car racing, but without the grooves. Also, if you don't have friends to play with you, you can have the smartphone itself control the rival cars.

As a Hot Wheels collector myself, the whole thing looks quite amazing, but it's also very high tech and therefore insanely expensive; the starter kit is $143 U.S. at Amazon and the various add-ons add up quickly. Ashens gives the combined price of everything he showed as over £300 (although prices for this sort of thing are inflated in England).

As really expensive toys, my mind immediately, of course, turned to Chris. My god, I hope he never learns of this!
 
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Snoopy said:
https://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian/playlists

behold the horror
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There's a few things he stuck in there I didn't think he'd be into like the Jiminy Cricket "I'm No Fool" shorts I used to see. Too bad he belongs in the "Fool" camp anyway.

Notice one playlist labeled "Take the Elevator Up", this is one of those studio anti-drug vids they would play in school. Purely "EverythingIsTerrible" material.

One labeled "Classic Cartoons" is practically and odd mix of some familiar shorts (including NFB stuff that use to run as filler on TV), but one in particular that's pretty telling is Arthur De Pins' "Geraldine". I see why Chris would include this.

And of course, he has to throw in a playlist of My Little Pony Tales episodes (surprising it's not the earlier 80's show).
 
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CharlieBrowns said:
Bob's still alive in there, listening to jazz at the lowest volume possible.

"Sssh, don't tell my horrible family!"
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Probably drinking away the memories of his retarded man baby screaming at the top of his lungs during his captains logs, what could be hundreds of photos that were mailed to him while Chris was dancing around naked in that filth riddled shower and how much money he had to pilfer out of his retirement fund just to help support his faimlys hoarding habit. Yep drinking is a powerful form of therapy.
 
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