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I think there's a part of Chris that sees the cwcki as a testament to his relevance and fame.
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Not many people have a whole Wiki just about them. And with most of the ones who do, it's just a joke wiki that was abandoned after one or two entries. With Chris, it's a ridiculously comprehensive accounting of every public thing he's ever done.
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It's less work for Chris to say "hmm, yeh, dis is about me, just ignore the mean parts", than to actually introduce himself.
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Sometimes I wonder. Since he is so sex obsessed, why isn't he spending money on prostitutes on a more regular basis? I mean, other than the fact that a $200 expense is harder to swallow than a $40 toy expense . Which might mean something if you're only buying one toy, but as this thread and many others have shown, Chris is certainly not satisfied with just ONE new toy.
I've actually wondered if it's just the money though. Is Chris afraid of getting caught? I mean, he has been to jail (for a weekend, big whoop) but is it possible that that experience made him terrified of ever trying to get a prostitute again for fear of being caught in a sting operation?
Or is it possible that he never in fact was with a prostitute and just made it up so he could at least say he wasn't a virgin anymore? This seems unlikely, because if he wanted to lie about losing his virginity, he could have just said he lost it through normal consensual sex, rather than having to pay for a prostitute. But, maybe not. Maybe Chris realized if he said it was with a girl he hooked up with, all the "dang dirty trolls" would internet detective the fuck out of him until it came to light that no such girl exists.
I dunno. I think it's more likely that Chris' encounter with a prostitute did in fact happen, but if he loved the sex so much, why is he back to his forced abstinence? Because according to the CWCki, he hired the prostitute twice, so it wasn't just "boom, I'm no longer a virgin, I never need resort to this again"
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Still seems rather odd he would want you to read it anyway and not think otherwise, leading him to wonder why he hasn't made any new friends at all. People do have common sense.
It really does, it's an interesting clash otherwise.
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I don't think when Chris fantasies he's thinking about just sex, but rather having a sweetheart who let's him have as much sex as he wants free. He also wants his potential mate to support him financially.. so paying for it goes against that.
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Given the extent to which Chris put having "real sex" on a pedestal, I'd guess that he found the actual experience to be something of a let down - not that it was bad, but that it wasn't the mind-blowing, life-changing experience he thought it would be. So instead of continuing to spend money on it, he's just going back to fapping and telling himself that once he does it with his real sweetheart, it'll be the perfect time he's dreamed of.
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I feel like at this point he's probably just accepted that pretty much his entire life has been painstakingly documented on the internet. He probably figures that there's no using hiding it. "If you REALLY want to know about me, well, there it is"
Although there's the off chance that maybe he's just developed the ability to laugh at himself.
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Imagine him telling us the story of how this white hot lesbian chick fell for his swinging D cups and damn near seven inch bent wang, seduced him into having both hetero and lesbian sex, and then returned to her home planet.
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He used to favorite CWCville Library videos, even though the titles made fun of him.
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I am guessing it's that sex wasn't as fulfilling as spending $100 on legos for him.
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He was pretty hyped when it happened. You don't tell the world on Facebook that they fucked a hooker if you think it was a disappointment. Even a dummy like Chris. I even remember there being hints that he went more than once (Maybe from @Marvin? It's been awhile). The thing is Chris goes from interest to interest. He'll go HAM on a subject for awhile until he moves on to the next big thing. Hooker/losing virginity just happened to be that in between ponies and lego.
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I don't know that he found the experience itself disappointing, so much as the aftereffects. He kind of acted like he expected losing his virginity would change his life and make him a real adult. I could see the allure wearing off after he realized that his life was the same as always, at least enough that he'd rather spend his money on toys instead.
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I think people assume Chris has a higher libido than he probably does. Chris's obsession with sex always seemed like it had less to do with the physical sensation and more to do with the fact that he likes the idea of a relationship and sex, though not so much what both actually entail. I think more than anything he just couldn't stand the thought of being that 40 year old weird guy who can't get laid.
I figure what he's actually after in general is emotional closeness with people (something he never had), but he often comes off like he doesn't know how to distinguish that from sex. Though that's all pure speculation. Chris can come off like one depraved bastard at any rate, but I think the reality is he just has less shame when it comes to sex in general. Most people keep their sexual urges more or less bottled up for the sake of civility. Chris by contrast has no problem being overtly (and creepily) sexual with anybody he finds moderately attractive.
I don't think Chris went the hooker route so much because he wanted an orgasm as because he couldn't stand the thought that he was a virgin in his 30's. Which makes sense, in a fucked up sort of way. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22, and after awhile it starts to wear down on your psyche in ways that are really hard to describe. Kinda like everybody you meet is subtly condescending to you. And the worst is that weird emotion that comes with knowing that if you ever actually do meet anybody, you going to have to explain how you've never done that, which leads to the "why" question, which is a question that nobody who's lonely ever, ever, wants to answer for what should be obvious reasons. Especially Chris. Male, adult, celibacy ain't exactly an attractive trait and people treat people like that as if they're insane when they find out. Figure Chris just got sick of that shit, said "fuck it", had sex with a hooker, thought it was okay, did it again, and then figured "meh" and went back to his regular habits content with knowing that at least he got that monkey off his back.
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Chris never cared about being a real adult. Not at all on his todo list. Chris hired a hooker because he thought he was going to die. I suspect that the excitement of the event didn't really dawn on him until right when it was about to happen. He didn't really have time to get psyched up, like he would with an actual potential girlfriend. So I don't think he had a big letdown or anything like that.
Oh definitely. People think Chris is just always spanking it. As things actually are, I'm pretty sure Chris has a weak sex drive. Collecting those jizzsicles was something of a chore for him, for example.
Chris' desire for a relationship is complex. To start with, I'm pretty sure he wants a best friend. I think that's what Sonichu is kinda meant to be. Sonichu was meant to be all the cool parts of Sonic, but also be the best friend Chris never had.
Chris also wants a Barb replacement. He's said that explicitly several times.
And then finally, Chris fetishizes women. He has trouble getting it up, but mentally? He just fucking obsesses over women and (dick-free) sex. The things Chris talks about have convinced me of the "chemical castration doesn't work for rapists" argument. Even if his dick 100% didn't work, it wouldn't stop Chris from obsessing over sex.
Like, when Chris talks about tribbing, he's not doing that as a "tee hee, I can get my dick in" trick. Chris really obsesses over any sex act involving women, regardless of whether he'd physically enjoy it. Like I really believe that Chris was excited in that recent blowup doll video, even if not in the pants.
When you say that Chris feels no shame when it comes to sex? He also doesn't feel any shame about lack of sex. It doesn't bother him. I don't think that was a motivator for him at all. (Aside from not actually wanting to die without experiencing sex at all, that is.)
Yeah, pretty much.
Well, and on top of that, almost all of the behavior Chris does, Chris doesn't (cop to) have ulterior motives. Chris thinks that, unless it's explicitly a request for sex, it's not sexual. Chris sees clinical discussion of sex parts, he sees women's magazines discussing sex (but not sex with each other), and all sorts of seemingly conflicting cues in society, and then makes really retarded decisions based on that.
Chris believes that, it's OK to talk about your sex parts, so long as you're not asking someone to beat you off.
"Talking to your doctor about your parts? Well, then why can't you talk to your friend about your parts? Women do it! Why can't a woman-souled male? What's the difference? There IS a difference? Well that's not fair!"
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I don't see it. Can you post a screenshot?
Edit: Did you mean this? That isn't his page. It's this one: https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/about.
Also, Chris has been going to a place called The End Games to play Pokemon.
When I was looking at his About page, I saw that he had liked a group called "Heart of Virginia Pokémon League @ The End Games." The photos on the shop's Facebook page shows the same background as the one in Chris's profile picture.
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