Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

I noticed in the "If You're Planning To Troll Chris" thread there's a section that says:


Has there ever actually been an instance of Chris 'owning' someone who attempted to troll him? Maybe there is and I just can't remember. After a while all this shit smears together
The Batman call will like to have a word with you.
 
  • Like
Reactions: The 25th Cyberman
Has Chris ever responded to that documentary about him? I feel like I would be kind of honored that somebody put that much effort into telling my life story. Then again it doesn't show Chris as a helpless angel being tormented by forces outside of his control, so who knows how he reacted to that
 
Has there ever actually been an instance of Chris 'owning' someone who attempted to troll him? Maybe there is and I just can't remember. After a while all this shit smears together

There's the story about the troll who tried to gift him a laptop with a keylogger, and Chris just formatted it, getting a free laptop out of the deal.
 
Has there ever actually been an instance of Chris 'owning' someone who attempted to troll him? Maybe there is and I just can't remember. After a while all this shit smears together

In addition to what @Kecleon and @Alan Pardew said, there are a few more instances:

  • There was Sydney Kirsch, some troll who tried to be the next PandaHalo during the Jackie Saga. A rare misstep by Clyde, she only made a few e-mails and two short calls with Chris before she was discovered. I think via white-knights.
  • The first Jack Thaddeus call. Jack wasn't really a failed troll, but Chris really owned Jack for a few seconds. I mean, he apologized, but still.
  • Nothing that crazy, but the Andrew Simmons chat really went nowhere.
  • Countless e-mails have been leaked in the past of people setting up temp. e-mails and pretending to be Christorical Figures. Chris is usually smart enough to not respond to these, though, and few have been successful.
As you can see, fail trolls are more common than you think.
 
Has there ever actually been an instance of Chris 'owning' someone who attempted to troll him? Maybe there is and I just can't remember. After a while all this shit smears together

The idiot who gave Chris $1000 for comics and anyone stupid enough to give Chris money for stuff he produces comes to mind.
 
No, he's self medicated (currently rubbing his belly with oestrogel).

kek I saw the video where he spreads it on his moobs.

Surely he got the gel from Barb or the internet.

Well... I guess it's comforting that a doctor isn't issuing him girl pills... Yet..
 
Well... I guess it's comforting that a doctor isn't issuing him girl pills... Yet..
Eh, it's quite the opposite. It would be much healthier for Chris to use drugs prescribed by, and under the monitoring of, a doctor (unless he was a total quack) than using a shitty gel for menopausic dinosaurs without any regard for recommended doses (none) and side effects.
 
Another satisfied customer (apparently this kid used his 3DS for this)...

He got ripped off.
I can't imagine anybody thinking that the fucking 3DS is an appropriate camera for ANYTHING. You can literally find a junker digital at a Goodwill that has better quality.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Trilby
Back