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Subconcious Offense said:
Personally I am simply amazed he even knows how to actually have sex, since he demonstrated such a miserable lack of knowledge on anatomy. @Alec Benson Leary when you say you can confirm about the prostitute, do you mean you can confirm he actually fucked her in the definition of the word, or just that Chris thought what he did was sex and that your confirmation simply extends to having hired her?
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What do you think he could have done, that he thought was sex but clearly wasn't? This seems like a case of "ok, ok, Chris isn't that dumb".

And, regardless of Chris' lack of experience and naivete, the hooker knew how to have sex.

Jerkop In Training said:
Sorry but it seems a bit rude not taking your word for it but i need legitimate proof of information for me to believe a lolcows antics, I guess you could say its how i see things when anyone can fake anything on the internet where the memory of Deagle Nation still lingers
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There are other reasons to believe it is true. Chris has commented on it publicly and privately, and his story and explanation are consistent. It is also consistent with the fact that he lamented his virginity constantly.
 
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timtommy said:
What do you think he could have done, that he thought was sex but clearly wasn't? This seems like a case of "ok, ok, Chris isn't that dumb".

And, regardless of Chris' lack of experience and naivete, the hooker knew how to have sex.
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I don't know, but I think that way because if I was the hooker and picked up that Chris is retarded, I would be trying to see if I can exploit that to weasel out of the actual sex. I mean, wouldn't you? :briefs:
 
You would have to be really pathetic to lie about sex with a hooker. Almost anybody can get laid via a hooker. If you are that desperate for sex, just get $100 and get a damn hooker
 
Chris has seen porn. Check his Adam and Eve order history. And drawn it. He knows how to put a duck in a China. Not competently, I'm sure.
 
Garfieldchu said:
Chris has seen porn. Check his Adam and Eve order history. And drawn it. He knows how to put a duck in a China. Not competently, I'm sure.
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No shit, remember his porn DVD collection he tried to sell on Craigslist? Jesus christ...
 
I noticed in the "If You're Planning To Troll Chris" thread there's a section that says:
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And even if you did get a response, chances say that you might get owned by Chris or someone else. And that would be embarrassing.
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Has there ever actually been an instance of Chris 'owning' someone who attempted to troll him? Maybe there is and I just can't remember. After a while all this shit smears together
 
Paul Rudd said:
I noticed in the "If You're Planning To Troll Chris" thread there's a section that says:


Has there ever actually been an instance of Chris 'owning' someone who attempted to troll him? Maybe there is and I just can't remember. After a while all this shit smears together
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Not that I can think of. I remember Bob owning a few fail-trolls but that's all that comes to mind.

Jace used to do that pretty regularly though.
 
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