Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[3MMA]

This message from PPP to Ralph recently resurfaced over in the Killstream thread:

Transcript:
“…if you wanna fight me bitch, what will happen, is I will fucking take you down. And I will place, my four hundred pound gunt, directly into your mouth. And you will slurp my gunt-crease, and I will take my finger, and I will ram it up your ass, and I will sodomize you wrestling style, and the ref won’t even know what’s happening. He won’t know! As I sodomize your asshole. And then I take my hands and I fucking grope you, and I make you my bitch. And I emasculate you and take your masculinity from you….”

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Extraordinarily specific and personal, the way he monologues about one man violating another man. Eerily sounds like repackaged rage. Either way, it’s disturbingly thought provoking, these couple hundred pounds later. In retrospect, there’s just something about this that goes one step beyond. Maybe it was the look on his face, manner of delivery, along with the words spoken. 400 lbs back then makes his current weight gargantuan, RIP 400 lbs.

 

[DinnerDates]

This message from PPP to Ralph recently resurfaced over in the Killstream thread:
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Transcript:
“…if you wanna fight me bitch, what will happen, is I will fucking take you down. And I will place, my four hundred pound gunt, directly into your mouth. And you will slurp my gunt-crease, and I will take my finger, and I will ram it up your ass, and I will sodomize you wrestling style, and the ref won’t even know what’s happening. He won’t know! As I sodomize your asshole. And then I take my hands and I fucking grope you, and I make you my bitch. And I emasculate you and take your masculinity from you….”

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Extraordinarily specific and personal, the way he monologues about one man violating another man. Eerily sounds like repackaged rage. Either way, it’s disturbingly thought provoking, these couple hundred pounds later. In retrospect, there’s just something about this that goes one step beyond. Maybe it was the look on his face, manner of delivery, along with the words spoken. 400 lbs back then makes his current weight gargantuan, RIP 400 lbs.

I miss this PPP

 

[Fishcakes]

I miss this PPP

Hop onto youtube for a few minutes long instant rant on his 144p phone camera while surfer gibbers away in the background was the best PPP. Much better than the once a week circus we get now

 

[Blackstar]

I imagine there has to be a point where growth is unsustainable

His heart will eventually give out. The fatter he becomes, the more likely that becomes as he gets older

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

I saw this dumb clip on instagram

 

[Retink Retunk]

In the olden days fishermen would have hunted PPP with harpoons to make lamp oil.

 

[Local Fed]

In the olden days fishermen would have hunted PPP with harpoons to make lamp oil.

Give it some more time and a few thousand more Big Macs (so by around September) and we'll be calling him Immobile Dick.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

My takeaway from it was that the accusations were all true and they always have been. All the moralizing, all the anti-grifting shit, all these years it was nothing more than ankle-biting. Even way back when before the gunt picture, before Faith et al, it was all "Why does this fat, belligerent, yet-to-become-pill-popping-alcoholic-revenge-pornographer get to make money on the internet AND NOT ME!"

The entire crusade against dissident pundits, all the flaggotry, all the alogging, all the pearl-clutching and getting on a high fucking horse over the ethics of making money on the internet, it was two-faced and completely hollow. It was all bullshit, it was bullshit from godwinson, it was bullshit from surfer, it was bullshit from ashton, it was bullshit from all their little capos. It was all failed wannabe ecelebs eternally salty that they didn't get to be an eceleb themselves and thinking that if they could just take down daddy Jim, or Ralph or Nick Fuentes or whoever, that they could become the next daddy Jim, Ralph or Nick Fuentes.

Ashton hasn't lost the moral high ground, he never had it to begin with. None of them did.

The problem Ashton discovered was that you need money to survive, and living off of Surfers dime and working a few hours of a shitty job isn't self sufficiency.

Godwinson, love him or hate him, has a job. The lack of work is what led PPP to grift, and the fact that most people in the sektur are work shy family embarrassments explains the grifting.

Couldn't be me.

 

[MeltyTW]

The problem Ashton discovered was that you need money to survive, and living off of Surfers dime and working a few hours of a shitty job isn't self sufficiency.

Godwinson, love him or hate him, has a job. The lack of work is what led PPP to grift, and the fact that most people in the sektur are work shy family embarrassments explains the grifting.

Couldn't be me.

tbf if ppp is telling the truth he only has a job because his parents insist whatever place hire him. im 89 percent sure theyre lying about knowing if thats the case but i cant imagine its too unlikely regardless of their lack of ability to really attest to it.

edit also i love when nothing happens the thread fills with some variation of "FAT" i wish that happened with all more dull cows.

 

[Fools Idol]

tbf if ppp is telling the truth he only has a job because his parents insist whatever place hire him. im 89 percent sure theyre lying about knowing if thats the case but i cant imagine its too unlikely regardless of their lack of ability to really attest to it.

edit also i love when nothing happens the thread fills with some variation of "FAT" i wish that happened with all more dull cows.

They're probably both telling the truth for the most part, it's not like there's a major disagreement by either PPP or Godwinson on the "facts". Anyway, Godwinson gets by a lot thanks to his parents but I'm not really sure why that matters. PPP himself has needed his dad to swoop in and get him a job, sure guys in their 20's shouldn't need help but it happens and it's getting more common.

 

[MeltyTW]

They're probably both telling the truth for the most part, it's not like there's a major disagreement by either PPP or Godwinson on the "facts". Anyway, Godwinson gets by a lot thanks to his parents but I'm not really sure why that matters. PPP himself has needed his dad to swoop in and get him a job, sure guys in their 20's shouldn't need help but it happens and it's getting more common.

Ah i forgot to include the actual bad part, godwinson might only have a job because of his parents, because he cant function at them at all. ppp was saying he was passed out on drugs and booze and being late to teach little kids in that condition. which at that point you have a "job" or a "role" in the same sense as a 5 year old is helping on the job ie you pretend they are. forgot not every saw that and was banking on everyone knowing that context i guess because i forgot to type it out in any case. yeah so not so much got a job maybe a bit unfairly i mean more so he probably shouldnt have the jobs he does and only has them not because of a role being filled but because his parents decided he should keep his job.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

They're probably both telling the truth for the most part, it's not like there's a major disagreement by either PPP or Godwinson on the "facts". Anyway, Godwinson gets by a lot thanks to his parents but I'm not really sure why that matters. PPP himself has needed his dad to swoop in and get him a job, sure guys in their 20's shouldn't need help but it happens and it's getting more common.

PPP;s dad owned the security company (or at least was a high up manager) that PPP worked manning the security gate booth.

 

[Fools Idol]

Ah i forgot to include the actual bad part, godwinson might only have a job because of his parents, because he cant function at them at all. ppp was saying he was passed out on drugs and booze and being late to teach little kids in that condition. which at that point you have a "job" or a "role" in the same sense as a 5 year old is helping on the job ie you pretend they are. forgot not every saw that and was banking on everyone knowing that context i guess because i forgot to type it out in any case. yeah so not so much got a job maybe a bit unfairly i mean more so he probably shouldnt have the jobs he does and only has them not because of a role being filled but because his parents decided he should keep his job.

I don't know anything about all that, all I know is that Godwinson has meandered somewhat in life. He has had jobs, been unemployed and failed at further education. I can see everything you describe happening but it's still a case of "who cares", no one is entitled to a job and sometimes people only get as far as they do because nepotism. By all accounts the same accusation can be thrown at PPP. Somehow I can't see PPP being a good employee either, I mean PPP is no stranger to drugs and alcohol himself.

Poor performing employees who get hired because of nepotism are just an unfortunate realty of life but PPP is no Frank Grimes here. The dude has gotten by in life because of the same shit as Godwinson with the only difference being the scale. He stayed at the family cabin, probably free of charge just like he did with Surfer. PPP has been helped a lot in life. PPP should thank whatever god he believes in for being a Canadian and being alive in the 21st century because anywhere else in the world or time they would've put this fat fuck into a workhouse or left him to rot in the streets like the bum he is.

It's worth mentioning that while everyone here seems to have some form of autism they're also quite young. PPP is in his mid 20's and Godwinson is 27 so a lot of this history was when both men were fairly young. Nowadays it's considered fine if you fuck up at that age, for right or wrong. The only issue is whether you keep being a fuck up into your late 20's and 30's. To Godwinson's credit, he seems to have sorted his shit out, his last job wasn't what he thought it'd be but I think he's got a job now. Honestly PPP is the one that needs to worry about his future more than anyone. Don't get me wrong, people can make good money with streaming and I'm sure his and Andy's show does well enough but the sword of Damocles is always going to be over his head and that's before we account for Andy Warski.

I'm one of the few people who both knows who Andy Warski is and who doesn't want to see him dead, but I'm under no illusions about what Warski is. As a result I know that forming a business relationship with the guy is completely retarded. Andy is an addict himself and there's always a 50/50 chance that he'll do something insane and tank your show. He's done it before and he'll do it again.

Fundamentally crying about some dude who has it better than you because of nepotism or just good old dumb luck is really fucking gay. Life is unfair but that's no reason to snitch on your friends and it's no excuse to turn yourself into a 600lb sweaty piece of shit. Envy makes the bones rot and PPP should know that better than me because it's in the book he can recite by heart.

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't know anything about all that, all I know is that Godwinson has meandered somewhat in life. He has had jobs, been unemployed and failed at further education. I can see everything you describe happening but it's still a case of "who cares", no one is entitled to a job and sometimes people only get as far as they do because nepotism. By all accounts the same accusation can be thrown at PPP. Somehow I can't see PPP being a good employee either, I mean PPP is no stranger to drugs and alcohol himself.

well i mean you cant just show up drunk and covered in piss from the overpass two hours late to teach little kids. thats not being a bad employee if thats true than itd legit be better to just have the kids stay home. ie he fails to fulfil the function utterly. it would be the equivalent of you hiring me to build your house and i just piss on all your materials and leave each day.

Fundamentally crying about some dude who has it better than you because of nepotism or just good old dumb luck is really fucking gay. Life is unfair but that's no reason to snitch on your friends and it's no excuse to turn yourself into a 600lb sweaty piece of shit. Envy makes the bones rot and PPP should know that better than me because it's in the book he can recite by heart.

the nepotism isnt the main issue here, i just forgot to note the actual main issue in my original post and its kinda been run off with. nepotism is only a thing because ppp being coddled by his parents and that being used to say godwinson was better than him was kinda ironic if this is true or close to true. like if godwinson shows up to preschool reeking of booze thats the issue not that he didnt "earn" the position. but i have to say i do doubt this more than just him being nepotistically higher i just got really jumbled

 

[Retink Retunk]

PPP worked manning the security gate booth.

Did he lose the job because he couldn't fit in the booth anymore?

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

Did he lose the job because he couldn't fit in the booth anymore?

Rumor has it he got demoted to barrier and waddled off the job.

 

[Xander from the Future]

It's genuinely sad, looking at the photo of Ashton in front of the church in the OP and comparing it to what he's become.
I only hope that he can serve as a lesson for others about the dangers of chasing e-clout.

Spoiler: A sad fate

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The sadder fate is the reality. He really is starting to become like Ethan Ralph.

"-o I look cold to you? AHAHAHAHA, do I look cold to you bitches? - Ashton Parks, 2023

 

[internet friend]

The sadder fate is the reality. He really is starting to become like Ethan Ralph.

"-o I look cold to you? AHAHAHAHA, do I look cold to you bitches? - Ashton Parks, 2023
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IN FACT, IF I HAD TO GUESS, IT'S PROBABLY YOU WHO'S COLD!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The sadder fate is the reality. He really is starting to become like Ethan Ralph.

"-o I look cold to you? AHAHAHAHA, do I look cold to you bitches? - Ashton Parks, 2023
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He was still a scumbag back then. That would have been a few years after being kicked out of Fleming College in Peterborough for sexual assault / harassment.

 

[Daemon Sultan]

He was still a scumbag back then. That would have been a few years after being kicked out of Fleming College in Peterborough for sexual assault / harassment.

At least he was a funny scumbag