Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

Don't do my boy Jon Lovitz like that.

I know, but I had to. I love Jon Lovitz.
Anyway, Lovitz is what Sander could do with his appearance if he worked hard in acting or comedy. But you can't be a vapid attention whore influencer with sex appeal like Sander wants, when you're in your twenties and you look like Jon Lovitz, like Sander is.
 
A reminder of Jon Lovitz’s basedness towards troons:
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Except Lovitz has warm eyes that don't look like they're holding back tears and castration nightmares.
I was gonna say "jeez that chin, Sander needs to lose weight or grow a beard or get a haircut or wash his hair, preferably all of the above, because he looks like he's a gold chain and a 70's shirt collar away from having a bit part as 'Sleazy Porn Producer.'"
But then I realized the list of "things Sander needs to do" is long and includes things much more dire.
 
I'm going to make my prediction now.

If Jaron drops out of Harvard and moves back home, once the TLC show stops, he and/or his family members will attempt to manufacture a news-worthy hate crime to get back into the headlines. His whole life is dedicated to the spotlight and there will come a day where the only way he can get that spotlight back is to be a victim of a serious criminal act.
 
The best thing Jaron could do, would probably be to drop out of Harvard, and travel the world for a year or two to figure out who the hell he is and what he wants.

As it is right now, he’s the entire family’s tranny show pony bringing home cash, clout and purpose for everyone.

He can never meet anyone and know for sure if they’re interested in Jazz the person or an appearance fee and a few minutes on A&E.

Sadly it’ll never happen, since Jazz is also an emotionally and intellectually stunted person who’s the happiest sitting by himself in the basement, and needs a producer to give him benzos to do even the most basic stuff like going on a date.

Watch Jazz for the show and the train crash value, but if you’re hoping for a redemption arc, don’t. It’s not coming.
 
I'm going to make my prediction now.

If Jaron drops out of Harvard and moves back home, once the TLC show stops, he and/or his family members will attempt to manufacture a news-worthy hate crime to get back into the headlines. His whole life is dedicated to the spotlight and there will come a day where the only way he can get that spotlight back is to be a victim of a serious criminal act.
That or detrans, which is becoming a new trend. If Jeanette can't let go her Munchausen, detransing is a great opportunity for it because Jazz would be a fully crippled kid now.
 
That or detrans, which is becoming a new trend. If Jeanette can't let go her Munchausen, detransing is a great opportunity for it because Jazz would be a fully crippled kid now.
Detransers are angry people who have figured out the trick played on them. They are cognizant of the butchery done to them, and they hate with a white hot hatred the butchers who sold them the lie, and if applicable, their parents who bought it for them. Detransing means realizing, and Jeanette can't have that. If Jazz detransitions it'd be the end of the Bloshinsky family unit. They can't pretend they all don't know once it's out in the open for discussion. Jazz won't feel like being quiet once he has somewhere to throw all that pain and humiliation.
 
Detransers are angry people who have figured out the trick played on them. They are cognizant of the butchery done to them, and they hate with a white hot hatred the butchers who sold them the lie, and if applicable, their parents who bought it for them. Detransing means realizing, and Jeanette can't have that. If Jazz detransitions it'd be the end of the Bloshinsky family unit. They can't pretend they all don't know once it's out in the open for discussion. Jazz won't feel like being quiet once he has somewhere to throw all that pain and humiliation.
I would totally watch that.
 
Unfortunately I don't think Jazz will every fully understand how much damage his mother forcing him to transition has done to him.

But, and maybe I'm just a bleeding heart fag, I still hold out some hope that he'll wake up to how Narcissitic his mom is and cut her off. And I hope he is able to come to terms with how much worse all of this is because it's been televised.

Setting the trans thing aside, televising a kids life is horrible and damaging, no matter the circumstances

Wonder what Sander would say?

I have a feeling he’d start the worlds most retarded (and very halfassed) FREE JAZZ! JAZZ IS INNOCENT! Campaign.

The best thing Jaron could do, would probably be to drop out of Harvard, and travel the world for a year or two to figure out who the hell he is and what he wants.

As it is right now, he’s the entire family’s tranny show pony bringing home cash, clout and purpose for everyone.

He can never meet anyone and know for sure if they’re interested in Jazz the person or an appearance fee and a few minutes on A&E.

Sadly it’ll never happen, since Jazz is also an emotionally and intellectually stunted person who’s the happiest sitting by himself in the basement, and needs a producer to give him benzos to do even the most basic stuff like going on a date.

Watch Jazz for the show and the train crash value, but if you’re hoping for a redemption arc, don’t. It’s not coming.

Detransers are angry people who have figured out the trick played on them. They are cognizant of the butchery done to them, and they hate with a white hot hatred the butchers who sold them the lie, and if applicable, their parents who bought it for them. Detransing means realizing, and Jeanette can't have that. If Jazz detransitions it'd be the end of the Bloshinsky family unit. They can't pretend they all don't know once it's out in the open for discussion. Jazz won't feel like being quiet once he has somewhere to throw all that pain and humiliation.

I would totally watch that.

Think about how MSHPL and 90 Day fiance started, now think of all the spin-offs. Hey TLC, make sure you credit us here at the farms for giving you new angles to exploit.

1) Give Jeanette her own spin off, have her lez out because she falls for a FTM activist she's trying to hook jazz up with.

2)Jazz gets his own series where it's POV, his plots to redrum those who wronged him become a source of comedic relief as they're continuously foiled by his lumbering and his hilarious catchphrase is something like :

" My Kitten needs a stitchin'" to poke fun at the slew of constant surgeries etc.

3)Sander has his spin off where he finally gets some shlong and rides on the Hershey highway

And so on and so forth
 
If Jazz detransitions it'd be the end of the Bloshinsky family unit.
Jeanette would retreat into "I did what I thought was best!" and then blaming the "experts" who encouraged her.

I would dearly love to see Sanders doubling down on it, though. This is a...man, for lack of a better word...whose entire identity and self-worth revolves around being a White Knight for his tranny "sister", and there's no way he can let go of his E-list celebritard fame.
I can perfectly imagine him trying to convince Jazz that, no, he really is a girl, and that he's just a victim of transphobic bigots.
 
Detransers are angry people who have figured out the trick played on them. They are cognizant of the butchery done to them, and they hate with a white hot hatred the butchers who sold them the lie, and if applicable, their parents who bought it for them. Detransing means realizing, and Jeanette can't have that. If Jazz detransitions it'd be the end of the Bloshinsky family unit. They can't pretend they all don't know once it's out in the open for discussion. Jazz won't feel like being quiet once he has somewhere to throw all that pain and humiliation.
I would just love Jazz to ask "You took the word of a FOUR YEAR OLD AT FACE VALUE? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???"

I mean shit if my parents had let me do what I want at 4 my diet would have been purely candy and chicken tendies.
 
Jeanette would retreat into "I did what I thought was best!" and then blaming the "experts" who encouraged her.
People would buy that because there is some truth on it. She didn't buy the hormones on her own neither she cut her kid' dick herself. If I tell my kid's doctor I want to cut their hands, they would call the police on me for being a child abuser. The doctors encouraged her to mutilate her child.

Detransers are angry people who have figured out the trick played on them. They are cognizant of the butchery done to them, and they hate with a white hot hatred the butchers who sold them the lie, and if applicable, their parents who bought it for them. Detransing means realizing, and Jeanette can't have that. If Jazz detransitions it'd be the end of the Bloshinsky family unit. They can't pretend they all don't know once it's out in the open for discussion. Jazz won't feel like being quiet once he has somewhere to throw all that pain and humiliation.
Possible, but like I said before, depends on the type of abuse the child has learned to live with. Jazz is entirely depending on her parents, so even if he wants independence, deep inside he knows he can't cut with them. Some children stay with their abusers because they don't know any better or are simply afraid to face the world themselves.

Also, remember Jeanette is a manipulative person. She can make Jazz target all his anger against doctors and even TLC for exploiting him while she presents herself as another victim of the circumstance. And Jazz is so needed for approval and protection that he would believe and accept that too.
 
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