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I look back on societies like Sparta tossing babies over cliffs, then I think of people like Ethan Ralph. And I totally get it.
Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?
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Ralph is predisposed to being a piece of shit but there's really nothing you can explain Meigh's behaviour with.
There is no reason for her to be this much of a quisling. Her poor family.
There is no reason for her to be this much of a quisling. Her poor family.
So this is the new cope for the Mexican xannies destroying his clitty. That him castration himself is part of the work lol
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To further provide evidence to the RalphFemale theory - we can add lying about pregnancy to his list of very womanly behaviors.
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Damn, guess Ralph's dick really is broken. They have been trying for quite a while, he's talked about how they were trying months ago. WHERE IS THE BABY AT RALPH? Absolutely sterile, impotent, empty milk carton.
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There's a reason you don't announce pregnancies in the first trimester bud
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Imagine having a miscarriage and instead of supporting you through what must be an emotionally traumatic experience your retarded white-trash husband just makes you pretend it's a "work" so the a-logs on the internet won't make fun of his shitty genetics.
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It’s honestly more funny that they’re trying and unsuccessful.
Of course he can only get someone pregnant by accident.
Of course he can only get someone pregnant by accident.
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She probably was just late on her period and Ralph couldn't even wait for her to take a test to immediately announce it. Then she got her period the next day.
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There is god. I wondered how on earth his dick still working after this month Long bender not to mention all the added stuff like STDs, lack of vitamin d, drugs , general malnutrition as in no essential vitamins and minerals in his food or gets eaten by the alcohol he could produce viable semen . Looks like no. Thank you thy lord
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Despite them being mass murdering cannibals, they did care about each other and had each other's back. The Sawyers also all had jobs and were functional members of society before their town fell into economic hardships. Ralph could only dream for his family to be as functional as the Sawyers.
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Thats right Harry, i made another baby with your horse child just to spite you!
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It was a "work" to upset Harry.
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Yeah go on tell 'em it was a work Pantsoo, tell 'em good to the camera! Shut the fuck up Rozy dawt teeveee.
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Due to the fact that we already have a third demon baby thread and the fact that the baby is confirmed to be a sham, I have changed the the title and subtitle of the thread in accordance to this post.
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Hey Ralph, your sperm is fucking PICKLED and probably HARMFUL TO HUMANS (only safe exposure is for horses)
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That will only encourage him to gunt HARREH MERRIS' DAWTUR even more.
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In honor of the thread change, I looked up ED on the mayo clinic. Ethan ticks every box.
The physical contributions are obvious just by looking at him. The psychological causes would normally be harder to attribute. Luckily for us he’s been broadcasting all of them:
In light of all this evidence, I contend Amanda can’t get pregnant because Ethan can’t get erections. This may explain the sudden barrage of public make-out sessions and oversharing of his supposed sex life. He has to over-compensate to hide the loss of the last thing he could claim made him male.
Between his tits, the abnormally high estrogen levels from being obese his entire life, and now the non-functioning cock, Ralph is basically a tranny.
The physical contributions are obvious just by looking at him. The psychological causes would normally be harder to attribute. Luckily for us he’s been broadcasting all of them:
- Depression - frequently talking about suicide/cried on stream when he lost his twitter
- Anxiety - constant state of fear of being found-beat up in public
- Stress - money problems/court cases/loss of electricity/dwindling viewers
- Relationship - spent all of valentines day arguing/caught screaming at partner off mic
In light of all this evidence, I contend Amanda can’t get pregnant because Ethan can’t get erections. This may explain the sudden barrage of public make-out sessions and oversharing of his supposed sex life. He has to over-compensate to hide the loss of the last thing he could claim made him male.
Between his tits, the abnormally high estrogen levels from being obese his entire life, and now the non-functioning cock, Ralph is basically a tranny.
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Kiwi Farms. I am a simpleton, any of you who have read the nonsense I have managed to slam on my keyboard over the years know this. However, now is the time that morons like me rise up because computers do my thinking for me now. Get fucked. I have asked my newest and BEST computer friend to help me diagnose the Ralphamale's broke dick.
Now I like you guys and respect your opinion, but this robot that has my phone number that will likely assume I'm addicted to Xanax/alcohol made a lot of good points so shut the fuck up. Superior future technology says that Ralph broke his penis. I don't make the rules guys.
I'm sorry you broke your penis Ralph, that really must suck. Man I can't imagine if my dick didn't work. That would be awful.
Now I like you guys and respect your opinion, but this robot that has my phone number that will likely assume I'm addicted to Xanax/alcohol made a lot of good points so shut the fuck up. Superior future technology says that Ralph broke his penis. I don't make the rules guys.
I'm sorry you broke your penis Ralph, that really must suck. Man I can't imagine if my dick didn't work. That would be awful.