Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

If we could find this stuff with the most basic Google search, surely Rekieta, with his access to LexisNexis and the other great tools for looking up case law, surely he'd found it as well. Why wasn't he addressing it? How come he wasn't telling us that it didn't apply because X, Y and Z?

Well. Speculating. Rekieta isn't really into doing research. He never has been. He generally (IMO) has the knowledge of a recent law school graduate combined with Libertarian political views and a very high level of self-confidence. I think its perfectly in character for him to have watched streams or read something that explained the national trends in cases like this while he would disregard the question of state law entirely. I also always got the impression that his brain damage thinking process was causing him to think more about the content possibilities of the lawsuit for his streams than thinking about how the law would apply.

But this case may explain why his attorney is so fixated on what laws of what state the case will be done under. Its not a bad argument that because Monty doesn't live in Minnesota that the particular interpretations of that case on per se defamation in state law should not exclusively apply. It would certainly make alot more sense than somehow applying the anti-SLAPP laws of Colorado in Minnesota State court. If one were to assume that the case is not going to be dismissed early, its actually a reasonably smart direction to go in IMO.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A screenshot does not show the true horror of it, it wasn't *just* dressing like that.

Allow me.

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Anyone watching that doubting that cunt is a faggot is delusional.
The guys as closeted as Little Nick Fuentes.
Or Ethan Ralph apparently, judging by the Gunt leaks.

 

[Puppet clogged brain]

Anyone watching that doubting that cunt is a faggot is delusional.
The guys as closeted as Little Nick Fuentes.
Or Ethan Ralph apparently, judging by the Gunt leaks.

I used to wonder why Nick and Raralph were ever friends but I think I get a now.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Is this dumbass going to put on any streams in Vegas or is he too busy getting his asshole gaped?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is this dumbass going to put on any streams in Vegas or is he too busy getting his asshole gaped?

I think we both know the answer to that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Is this dumbass going to put on any streams in Vegas or is he too busy getting his asshole gaped?

He clearly thinks he's immune to Locals TOS, so I'm surprised he hasn't tried to stream that yet.

 

[Owlbear]

He clearly thinks he's immune to Locals TOS, so I'm surprised he hasn't tried to stream that yet.

I'm ready for a drunk stream with his wife and a male hooker or whatever black guy they found to fuck her, with his chastity cage poking out of his boxers.

Randazza probably told him off after the last stream, or Barnes could have given him some friendly advice, who knows.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Finding out Nick is quite clearly a closeted homo has inspired me to come up with new joke:

I used to wonder how Ty Beard could fuck up such an easy TI lawsuit, and in such a silly way. Now I'm wondering if Nick didn't request it of him. Alright, follow me here for a minute. Vic Lasagna has a known history of getting women all hot and bothered by being around them, and then exponentially increasing the bothered part by refusing to then fuck them.

Nick sets up the successful GFM for Vic and helps connect him to what we assume is competent legal counsel. Fast forward a bit, and Nick is hanging out with Vic and others. They're finally in close proximity. Nick gets a full dose of that Lasagna goodness, gay pants and all. Like other feminine types with cluster B personality disorders, Nick starts to think more about what it'd be like to spend some quality time with Vic. He finds himself fantasizing more and more about "accidentally" finding himself in a hotel room with Vic and a bottle of hard liquor. When they're smoking cigars together, Nick winks at Vic and starts to slyly demonstrate what dat mouf do when phallic objects are in it.

Vic, by virtue of being a boomer, not actually gay, and only sexually interested in women much younger than him is totally oblivious to this. This frustrates Nick because like those previously women, he wants others to do only what he wants when he wants it. And also like those awful, fat white women, Nick is going to ensure that Vic's livelihood suffers since he didn't immediately fling some cock at Nick's holes. But what to do?

Nick can't use #metoo and con cancellations. Those shrill harpies on social media have that covered. He can't take Vic to court since suing someone over not giving you gay sex doesn't actually work (Nick asked me about it, knowing that I tried it on Null and @AnOminous. Goddamn does it get you laughed out of court with a quickness). But what about fucking with his currently pending litigation? Ah, there's something.

Alright this shit is getting too long now so suffice it to say Nick convinced Ty to do some incredibly dumb shit with filing very simple documents and now Vic has to literally pay for not fucking two annoying fat women and an unhappy degenerate man with a comically stereotypical Jewish physical trait.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick, I am begging you. Wash your hair. Please. It always looks greasy now. And if you are washing your hair, wash it more.

Lolcows always have greasy hair. I'm not sure if it's that they're literally incapable of taking showers, or if it's some weird physiological thing where the milk oozes out of their pores and renders them incessantly greasy. Another example is Russell Greer, someone Nick is increasingly resembling.

Monty most likely won't win the case, but if it goes to trial that's a huge loss for Nick. The only winner will be the Farms.

The Farms ALWAYS wins.

 

[Associate Rick]

I used to wonder why Nick and Raralph were ever friends but I think I get a now.

Is this dumbass going to put on any streams in Vegas or is he too busy getting his asshole gaped?

I wonder if Ralph is going to make the meetup.

 

[AnOminous]

There is a 0% chance that Nick hasn't worn women's clothing at some point in his life. I wouldn't be surprised if its already a part of his degen sex life.

He did it on stream dude.

But this case may explain why his attorney is so fixated on what laws of what state the case will be done under. Its not a bad argument that because Monty doesn't live in Minnesota that the particular interpretations of that case on per se defamation in state law should not exclusively apply. It would certainly make alot more sense than somehow applying the anti-SLAPP laws of Colorado in Minnesota State court. If one were to assume that the case is not going to be dismissed early, its actually a reasonably smart direction to go in IMO.

It's because Randazza actually is a huge law nerd and does look into shit like that and plays law nerd games based on things like this. This is what Nick is paying for.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He did it on stream dude.

It's because Randazza actually is a huge law nerd and does look into shit like that and plays law nerd games based on things like this. This is what Nick is paying for.

Sounds like a great way to burn mountains of cash for very little return. Are law nerd war games really required in defending an LOLsuit?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Finding out Nick is quite clearly a closeted homo has inspired me to come up with new joke:

I used to wonder how Ty Beard could fuck up such an easy TI lawsuit, and in such a silly way. Now I'm wondering if Nick didn't request it of him. Alright, follow me here for a minute. Vic Lasagna has a known history of getting women all hot and bothered by being around them, and then exponentially increasing the bothered part by refusing to then fuck them.

Nick sets up the successful GFM for Vic and helps connect him to what we assume is competent legal counsel. Fast forward a bit, and Nick is hanging out with Vic and others. They're finally in close proximity. Nick gets a full dose of that Lasagna goodness, gay pants and all. Like other feminine types with cluster B personality disorders, Nick starts to think more about what it'd be like to spend some quality time with Vic. He finds himself fantasizing more and more about "accidentally" finding himself in a hotel room with Vic and a bottle of hard liquor. When they're smoking cigars together, Nick winks at Vic and starts to slyly demonstrate what dat mouf do when phallic objects are in it.

Vic, by virtue of being a boomer, not actually gay, and only sexually interested in women much younger than him is totally oblivious to this. This frustrates Nick because like those previously women, he wants others to do only what he wants when he wants it. And also like those awful, fat white women, Nick is going to ensure that Vic's livelihood suffers since he didn't immediately fling some cock at Nick's holes. But what to do?

Nick can't use #metoo and con cancellations. Those shrill harpies on social media have that covered. He can't take Vic to court since suing someone over not giving you gay sex doesn't actually work (Nick asked me about it, knowing that I tried it on Null and @AnOminous. Goddamn does it get you laughed out of court with a quickness). But what about fucking with his currently pending litigation? Ah, there's something.

Alright this shit is getting too long now so suffice it to say Nick convinced Ty to do some incredibly dumb shit with filing very simple documents and now Vic has to literally pay for not fucking two annoying fat women and an unhappy degenerate man with a comically stereotypical Jewish physical trait.

I know (hope) you're being sarcastic but that actually makes sense if you look at Nicks actions in the worst possible light.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Sounds like a great way to burn mountains of cash for very little return. Are law nerd war games really required in defending an LOLsuit?

If Ty Beard has taught us anything, it's that the one thing that is even worse in an attorney than playing law nerd war games in court is being a fan of playing actual war games in your spare time.

If your attorney quotes Sun Tzu, find a new one immediately.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is this dumbass going to put on any streams in Vegas or is he too busy getting his asshole gaped?

LOL! No... The Monday chat is still up and it will be a doozy to archive...

Speaking of the Monday chat and archiving...

I have had time to work up V 1.3 of Panoptes and add a few features:

-In reply to: usernames are now given (This should have been in 1.2)
-Filler text for N/A data is more descriptive
-More bug fixes for stability (When LOCALS doesn't just crash)
-Updated the filename to include the starting timestamp for better sorting of files
-Shunted off an active user count stat to a new xlsx file. We can now track how many people are in the chat over time

I will swap over likely this weekend to the V 1.3, but I believe that I am fast approaching maximum utility. I have incorporated many features and upgrades based on suggestions here, and I am coming to the point where it is just optimisation and code clean-up. Once I reach that point, I will probably seek to deploy the code as some kind of application. I hear the Gunt might be starting a LOCALS since RokFin got too expensive, and I foresee that this tool can be useful there as well.

In the meantime, if anyone has any more suggestions, I am welcome to hear them.

 

[feral cat #6385]

LOL! No... The Monday chat is still up and it will be a doozy to archive...

Speaking of the Monday chat and archiving...

I have had time to work up V 1.3 of Panoptes and add a few features:

-In reply to: usernames are now given (This should have been in 1.2)
-Filler text for N/A data is more descriptive
-More bug fixes for stability (When LOCALS doesn't just crash)
-Updated the filename to include the starting timestamp for better sorting of files
-Shunted off an active user count stat to a new xlsx file. We can now track how many people are in the chat over time

I will swap over likely this weekend to the V 1.3, but I believe that I am fast approaching maximum utility. I have incorporated many features and upgrades based on suggestions here, and I am coming to the point where it is just optimisation and code clean-up. Once I reach that point, I will probably seek to deploy the code as some kind of application. I hear the Gunt might be starting a LOCALS since RokFin got too expensive, and I foresee that this tool can be useful there as well.

In the meantime, if anyone has any more suggestions, I am welcome to hear them.

It's really something that our professional content creator friend that knows everything, has created jack shit for content during his Vegas escapade.

And has also neglected his locals paypigs by posting fuck all there too.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

And has also neglected his locals paypigs by posting fuck all there too.

Wasn't he musing about doing impromptu meetups with the Locals crew in the days leading up to the event? I haven't heard anything more about that. Are they too busy because they met a new bull their first night there or something?

 

[Maude Snew]

I used to wonder why Nick and Raralph were ever friends but I think I get a now.

The better question is who was the thumper and who was the thumpee.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Anyone watching that doubting that cunt is a faggot is delusional.
The guys as closeted as Little Nick Fuentes.
Or Ethan Ralph apparently, judging by the Gunt leaks.

Birds of a feather flock together. Look closer to homo for Rekieta - EVS the transvestite with a dyed beard, the other comcisgate queers he used to have on, and of course Drexeltavious Queshawn who talks about fucking women so much you just KNOW he gets fucked by men.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]