Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Hey everyone, I'm back from a major hiatus! I'm glad to see the Farms thriving. I knew they would still be going strong. Crazy this thread has surpassed 3K and Lucas is addicted to crack now. Still trying to catch up with all the new developments since the whole Cloudflare debacle in August, but I look forward to the epic content that Lucas will no likely churn out.

 

[fuckidunno]

During my search for the holy grail "I'm going to Ireland again in March" clip I've come across some clips that I missed before.

A new soundbite: "I will buy drugs with your money if you subscribe, you cannot stop me from doing this"
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Keffals talks about the time years ago that they took DMT and also the time they got their friend high on DMT accidentally because they let her use a weed pipe that they'd smoked DMT out of because they didn't know how to smoke DMT correctly and it melted into the bottom of the pipe which was then given to the friend to smoke weed from.
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Chat recommends that Keffals start smoking meth in order to avoid being hungry
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Keffals explains they don't smoke weed anymore because of a bad trip that occurred whilst watching Moulin Rouge
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All of these drug clips are from the same stream.
There's also this where Keffals explains how having their friend lick their toes was enjoyable
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Enjoy, I'm back off to continue the hunt for the grail

You go Keff! great DMT tale about not knowing what you are doing, contamination in shit you give to people, etc
hey kids..try these hormones that got brewed up in a garbage can.Don't worry, sure I can't even responsibly handle pot I give to other people and I wound up addicting myself to pharma, but what could possibly go wrong?

 

[lowenergy]

I know I’m late af, but there’s no way this faggot is addicted to cocaine, and no way he’s going to rehab.

Spoiler: Long winded sperg about drugs/withdrawal

Everybody is different, and that includes our natural biochemistry and brain makeup. This shows itself in many ways, but the relevant one to this discussion is in what people are more likely to get addicted to. There’s a lot of different factors, but basically the reaction your brain has to a certain kind of drug is what drives addiction. If two people get prescribed Vicodin for surgery, one will take it and vomit/get super sleepy/feel like shit and not even finish their script. The other person will take it and feel euphoric and energized, take their whole script and make up an excuse to get another from the doctor. Some people do a line of coke at the bar and feel like they’re going to have a heart attack or spend the night in a perpetual state of anxiety and never touch it again. Others can’t stay away from the stuff it makes them feel so great.

Keffals has a long self reported history of being more inclined to opioid addiction and abuse. Sure, people can get addicted to more than one thing, and it’s possible he picked up a coke habit. However, after a series of manufactured stressful events/breakup/etc—why wouldn’t he return to ol’ reliable? It just doesn’t really make sense. If you know any addicts, people generally have a habit of relapsing on their original DOC and tend to stick to the things that have worked in the past.

Cocaine is also a drug that is much more socially acceptable IME. Asking if anyone wants to do a bump/has coke at a bar, party, Twitch con etc is way more normal than asking if anyone brought any oxys or heroin. Especially as someone who has publicly struggled with opioids. A lot of addicts feel shame about relapsing, and might want to avoid that by just claiming something else is going on. Like a drunk sneaking vodka after ten years sober and when confronted about their behavior/slurred speech instead of saying they relapsed they make up another lie.

Stimulants and opioids work very differently in the brain, but kinda similarly too. They both produce endorphins/dopamine, but in different ways. Why the fuck would he take Vyvanse and do cocaine at the same time? I can only imagine how that would affect your heart/blood pressure—not fun. Nah, he’s hooked back on the hillbilly heroin (or straight up black tar, which could explain the brown stained fingers lol).

Opioid withdrawal is fucking awful. Your brain is trying to right itself after being fucked to hell and back and your natural opioid receptors, endorphins, and dopamine are all fucked up. Once you get through acute withdrawal, where you are sweating and shaking and shitting every two minutes/throwing up wracked with anxiety, you get to go through this super fun thing called PAWS, where you are depressed, can’t sleep, are agitated, and a bunch of other shit for days, weeks, and even MONTHS. If he’s going to rehab, it’s because he is going through opioid withdrawal and that in combination with his Vyvanse is making it so that he can’t sleep, can’t eat, can’t keep water down, and is so anxious he wants to tear his skin off.

If I’m right, he obviously needs medical supervision, and definitely rehab. Not that I think that’s what he’s actually doing, and it doesn’t solve the underlying behavioral issues with addiction, but whatever. Retard better get some Narcan from his doc for his inevitable relapse.

 

[Something Awful]

Yeah, he's probably not doing coke. I don't even know where that claim comes from, other than cocaine being the most widely-known "hard" drug, so some people on Twitter probably went "Keffals is an addict > Keffals is doing coke".

As documented in this thread, Keffals has experience with a pretty wide variety of drugs (ketamine, DMT, various prescription drugs, etc. Probably some random Chinese "research chemicals", too), so he knows more efficient ways to get fucked up than doing coke, which is basically just flushing money down the toilet. And yeah, on his recent streams he certainly looked more zonked out on opioids than coke-energetic.

 

[Kees H]

During my search for the holy grail "I'm going to Ireland again in March" clip I've come across some clips that I missed before.

A new soundbite: "I will buy drugs with your money if you subscribe, you cannot stop me from doing this"
View attachment 4627760
Keffals talks about the time years ago that they took DMT and also the time they got their friend high on DMT accidentally because they let her use a weed pipe that they'd smoked DMT out of because they didn't know how to smoke DMT correctly and it melted into the bottom of the pipe which was then given to the friend to smoke weed from.
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Chat recommends that Keffals start smoking meth in order to avoid being hungry
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Keffals explains they don't smoke weed anymore because of a bad trip that occurred whilst watching Moulin Rouge
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All of these drug clips are from the same stream.
There's also this where Keffals explains how having their friend lick their toes was enjoyable
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Enjoy, I'm back off to continue the hunt for the grail

Makes you wonder how much of this is actual Luke being high as a kite and how much is his usual brand of "being funny". Although a Keffals on meth arc would have been hilarious, seeing him slowly lose all of his teeth etc.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

I think this whole rehab thing is just another layer of bullshit.
There were already a growing number of people becoming quietly vocal about the GoFundMe scam he pulled off.

He never had any chance of taking "legal action" against the police as he lied to his "supporters" about what happened.
He failed to bring KF down despite the "expertise" of Liz Wang Gone.
So, a big fat 0% achieved with the "manifesto".

To me, this seems like just a well timed attempt to shame leavers into staying and provide some justification for why he should keep that $100K and why it should never be mentioned again.

He may have got away with it this time, but he now has a taste for money that he'd be unable to earn given his lack of sellable skills in the employment marketplace, and anyone paying into his next inevitable grift truly deserves to be ripped off.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Makes you wonder how much of this is actual Luke being high as a kite and how much is his usual brand of "being funny".

like Tim Devi Ever the question MIGHT be N/A
(relax Special K, I didn't mean your new Narcotics Unanimous program..you'll get a 36 hour chip - hint use it to crush up the pills on your glass fart porn table)
I mean it might be not so applicable the way we'd normally think about it. I think a lot of these social media addicted types sort of let any actual personality rot away as they simply become the character for the camera and any actual identity dissolves

 

[Robert California]

EDIT: Ignore this. I am retarded.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

During my search for the holy grail "I'm going to Ireland again in March" clip I've come across some clips that I missed before.

A new soundbite: "I will buy drugs with your money if you subscribe, you cannot stop me from doing this"
View attachment 4627760
Keffals talks about the time years ago that they took DMT and also the time they got their friend high on DMT accidentally because they let her use a weed pipe that they'd smoked DMT out of because they didn't know how to smoke DMT correctly and it melted into the bottom of the pipe which was then given to the friend to smoke weed from.
View attachment 4627981
Chat recommends that Keffals start smoking meth in order to avoid being hungry
View attachment 4628204
Keffals explains they don't smoke weed anymore because of a bad trip that occurred whilst watching Moulin Rouge
View attachment 4628224
All of these drug clips are from the same stream.
There's also this where Keffals explains how having their friend lick their toes was enjoyable
View attachment 4628249

Enjoy, I'm back off to continue the hunt for the grail

So, they didn't get high smoking DMT?

 

[RotPockets]

During my search for the holy grail "I'm going to Ireland again in March" clip I've come across some clips that I missed before.

Enjoy, I'm back off to continue the hunt for the grail

This may aide you in your search, it was announced a few days before this post.

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This is after Keffals said on stream a couple of days ago that soon they're going back to Ireland.

The theory gains further credibility.

 

[Punished Neco]

This may aide you in your search, it was announced a few days before this post.
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Yeah cheers, I remembered this actually but I know there's another one from the past ~4 weeks where Keffals reiterated it, which is obviously preferable to one 4 months old in terms of credibility. Plans can change, the closer to the actual date the better.

I feel I'm close to finding it...

Yeah, he's probably not doing coke. I don't even know where that claim comes from

After MBD's post someone called LostAtLondon created a thread saying they knew about Keffals Cocaine addiction and they'd DM'ed Keffals begging them to get help for the addiction. It was one of the 2 big threads on the discourse, plus V3lv3t the mod has mentioned cocaine multiple times.
I'm in favor of believing one of the drugs Keffals is addicted to is cocaine though, whether there's others.... who knows.
We don't even know if Keffals is actually in rehab and honestly I have my doubts, hence the hunt for the grail clip.
Edit: Like Velvet appeared in chat on a video about Keffals addiction and posted this

V3lv3t keeps mentioning coke and it's becoming a bit too committed of a bit to just be a red herring attempt if it's showing up in a chat of a Youtuber who only pulls 3.5k views on a video.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I'm in favor of believing one of the drugs Keffals is addicted to is cocaine though, whether there's others.... who knows.

 

[biguglyboy]

Lucas may have stanched the wound with playing the addict victim card but I don't think it's going to work out as well as he wants since it forces all these donors to confront the fact that they funded and enabled his habit and I'm sure they won't be able to accept the idea the blame is on them. They can't stand by the idea that drugs are actually based or people can do what they want cause he's painted this image that he's an addict melting down, and they can't put the blame on Kiwifarms because even if they're willing to admit WE'RE STILL UP AND UNDEFEATABLE BABY, the site was intermittently down at the time and Lucas has done so much backpedaling that his only goal was getting us off Cloudflare that he'd have to convince them all he was actually coping and seething with drugs and that he wasn't trying to take his victory lap at the time.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

I don't believe it is possible to cut one's cock off and not become addicted to opiates.
Opiates are prescribed following the cock cutting surgery. A precedent is set as to how pain is dealt with.
Dilation is painful and never ceases being painful because open wound.
GRS is clearly a pipeline to lifetime dependence.

 

[GeorgeApley]

keffals may have simply claimed to be doing cocaine to avoid the stigma surrounding heroin (which at this point in the US and Canada is fentanyl with a dash of heroin).

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

So I occasionally check the Following list on Twitter because it actually at times can give a pretty accurate timeline. The top 10-15 accounts are always the same for some reason (maybe Twitter circle, I'm not entirely sure) but below that the new follows appear to be listed in chronological order, Tipster and Onni being right near one another for example (they were heavily involved in the discourse around the Retard drama).

Anyway doing a quick look it appears Keffals has followed 23 Online Poker providers/websites and pro players. This appears to have been done in the last 5-10 days Edit: 24 hours
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There was 1 more account called "PokerStars Twitch" but I couldn't be bothered to take an extra screenshot of just 1 account.
Every single one of these accounts is either a Poker player or website.

Degen Gambler Arc?

Ah, so that means that the 23 poker accounts Keffals followed is from the last 24 hours [here], interesting to know.

I did see some of the smaller accounts (who are more likely to post if someone as big as Keffals followed their account) were posting it in the last day.

I can actually explain why this happened.

Enny43, one of the mods for Keffals, is a gambling fiend.
(A)

Whilst I was searching I found Keffals mention what ADHD meds they're on: "Vyvanse"

Also it's been deleted now but I saw V3lv3t one of Keffals mods had posted something about the upcoming movie "Cocaine Bear" which involved them saying something along the lines of 'Despite all that's happened recently'.
So maybe Keffals is actually addicted to cocaine, among other things.

I'm still trying to work out how Keffals index finger started the stream like this:
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and after coming back from a break near the end, looked like this:
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Why is it brown, surely that can't just be from cigarettes turning it brown, they didn't smoke that many. It looks like Keffals stuck their finger up their ass, it's so fucking brown!

Ethan Ralph also challenged Keffals to a Xanny off:
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(A)

If you are so shady that your fiance' dumps you WHEN you come into a large sum of money -- you might be a lolcow

I’ve seen a lot of people saying Lucas was dumped, but I’m inclined to think the reverse. The only reason Lucas was doxed originally was his fiance posting photos of the view from their apartment. This could have led to the breakup.

Keffals explains they don't smoke weed anymore because of a bad trip that occurred whilst watching Moulin Rouge

Thanks for clipping this, I was quoting people when catching up on this thread to counter the pothead Lucas idea since I saw him say this on another stream, back on November 7th/8th. That stream he also bragged about being able to smoke a blunt all by himself before that panic attack.


Anyway, MBD was actually suspended on their current account recently.
(A)

This entire post is a thinly disguised excuse for me to post the above, which I meant to post on page 3000. I’m very efficient.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Lucas may have stanched the wound with playing the addict victim card but I don't think it's going to work out as well as he wants since it forces all these donors to confront the fact that they funded and enabled his habit and I'm sure they won't be able to accept the idea the blame is on them. They can't stand by the idea that drugs are actually based or people can do what they want cause he's painted this image that he's an addict melting down, and they can't put the blame on Kiwifarms because even if they're willing to admit WE'RE STILL UP AND UNDEFEATABLE BABY, the site was intermittently down at the time and Lucas has done so much backpedaling that his only goal was getting us off Cloudflare that he'd have to convince them all he was actually coping and seething with drugs and that he wasn't trying to take his victory lap at the time.

It makes me laugh at how inept he is. All he would have had to do was file a lolsuit at any point in time. Even if it were immediately thrown out, he could point to it as a promise kept. But no, he traveled, halfheartedly trolled and shitposted, and streamed extremely boring bullshit for hours at a time. Oh, and abused drugs. Supposedly.

Dumbass.

 

[Dick Valentine]

Keffals talks about the time years ago that they took DMT and also the time they got their friend high on DMT accidentally because they let her use a weed pipe that they'd smoked DMT out of because they didn't know how to smoke DMT correctly and it melted into the bottom of the pipe which was then given to the friend to smoke weed from.

Luke The Poser strikes again. I love how he had to ask the chat how many people have done DMT to figure out the likelihood of his hijinks comedy movie routine getting called out for the fabrication it is. Apologies for further drug sperging but you don't smoke DMT with a crackpipe, you do it out of a "methpipe" with a bowl at the end. You can't just smoke it accidentally, you gotta hold that shit in. Like opium, you have to let it vaporize, if you just hit it like a bong you'll burn it and it won't work. Even if it was the kind that's premixed with leaf material, as far as I know you smoke it by holding the lighter above the bowl and let it slowly heat up. If there was residue at the bottom of the bowl, it wouldn't do shit to you other than smell awful. Also wtf, you can't smoke weed but you eat edibles? Yeah, press X all the way down, eating cannabis is WAY more intense than smoking it.

"Ooh, guys, have I told you about that time I was super cool and got like, like SO HIGH, bro I put on a hoodie and everything, was trippin like shit, couldn't even gamer lol. Then I tee-hee-hee gave the DMT BONG to my friend and OH NO bro they got like EVEN HIGHER BRO LOLMAO". Shut the fuck up you pill junkie faggot.

Rehab my ass. There is no rehabilitation for being a spineless DDoS'ing faggot. Except the obvious one. Lucas, hopefully you can keep the gravy train going for everyones amusement but remember, there is always that final way out for a loser like you. I know you can do it, there is no doubt in my mind. You know how? Because you are your fathers son. Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit. Stay losing, pussy. xoxo

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Honestly? I call this talk about Lucas being addicted to coke bullshit. Other drugs? Yeah, very likely, pretty damn sure even. But not cocaine. I can imagine he did a lot of blow during the last months, yes, but you just don't get addicted for doing cocaine for like half a year or so.

Most of the clips that have been posted here in the thread where he was fucked up don't give the impression of him being on cocaine but more like on something that drags him down (coke is an upper). I have done enough blow (coke and speed), alcohol and other stuff for like 20 years (I have settled down nowadays) and was hanging around too many people doing drugs.
Even if you have never done coke you will notice an user immediately.

Either a) Lucas is lying to his inner circle, b) his inner circle knows shit about substances or c) Lucas is actually doing cocaine but mainly to counter all the downers he is doing and he and his inner circle focus on this issue now exclusively which would mean they are all even more retarded than we can imagine bc then they would just try to fight a symptome - a pretty new one and one of many. Good luck with that. Maybe it's d): they are trying to be cool for some retarded reason.

And you are definitely not on the risk of dying if you try to get rid of your coke addiction. The amount of coke you would need to do for that is just unimaginable. You would be the exeception from the common rule.

I call this coke talk bullshit.

It seems you’re actually right.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Don't get addicted for doing cocaine for like half a year or so.

Im not gonna argue psychological/physical addiction cause I don't think much of that is really relevant when you have 100k to blow on coke or any drug for that matter. When you have that sort of money and you can just go and buy a ball and down it in couple hours. It's not so much you get addicted to cocaine itself. You get addicted to the sort of feeling being able to buy and eigth and waste it whenever the fuck you want brings. Not to mention all your other gay dopamine inducing shit he was probably chasing with drugs.

I think there's a genuine difference between the sort of addictions people with disposbale income have vs people stealing copper and selling their food stamps or sucking dick for have. Obviously this avenue is soley psychological here. But if the he is already mentally ill to begin, and you have a psychological disposition to addictive tendencies, and induce lots of cocaine or any drug for that matter. That sort of synergy that can become very powerful. Not hard to see that shit develop quickly into something physical. Escpically when your in Canada with 100k.


I don't know. Addiction is already poorly understood in "normal" humans. Science hasn't really done much research into the nuances of drug addictions in people who voluntarily chop their dicks off.

I agree there's a huge difference between physical addiction. And psychological. It's just I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss a psychological addction being more "harmful" to him than a physical one in his case. Given how fucked his brain was already by nature of trooning.