Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Chernabog3000]

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It seems you’re actually right.

Let's say the 100k is 70k. And we half that 70k to 35k due to Troon expenses and Ireland misc. Etc.

If you spend 100 dollars on drugs a day. You'd blow through it in a year.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I decided to do another financial update. It's not the end of the month yet, but close enough. This time I'm also including proceeds from his site keffals.gg (kind of a pain in the ass, since I had to count the donations semi-manually). So here's how much Keffals "earned" in February:

Patreon: USD 1,739
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Twitch: about USD 1,200 (don't know exactly, the lowest-tier subs are worth $2.50 each, but there might be some higher-tier subscribers)
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YouTube: dunno. He makes some money from ads and paying members, but those numbers aren't public and I don't know how to estimate them accurately.

Keffals.gg: about USD 3,500 from subscriptions and USD 1,720 in direct donations. He has a few major paypigs who enjoy throwing hundreds of dollars into the ditch.

Approximate total: $8,200 + YouTube revenue, which may be enough to put him over $10k for the month. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

keffals posted this on his youtube channels community page claiming that switching over to youtube hurt his income so he put his vods behind a paywall.

and this is what it costs to subscribe to keffals on youtube. the prices seem more or less similar to the things on his patreon but with less roles. i dont know how much any of this helps since i cant find anything that shows me how many people that are subscribed to him on youtube are channel members vs regular viewers.

but i would bet there are at least one or two paypigs crazy enough to give keffals money on every single website possible. im wondering if anyone in keffals discord server could see if the roles are based on how much money you donate.

because that would be a pretty easy way to at least get some type of number as far as how many people donate at what tier.

 

[Troon Spotter]

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keffals posted this on his youtube channels community page claiming that switching over to youtube hurt his income so he put his vods behind a paywall.

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and this is what it costs to subscribe to keffals on youtube. the prices seem more or less similar to the things on his patreon but with less roles. i dont know how much any of this helps since i cant find anything that shows me how many people that are subscribed to him on youtube are channel members vs regular viewers.

but i would bet there are at least one or two paypigs crazy enough to give keffals money on every single website possible. im wondering if anyone in keffals discord server could see if the roles are based on how much money you donate.

because that would be a pretty easy way to at least get some type of number as far as how many people donate at what tier.

I got you on all the users who give the neo hole money


Should I do another user compilation?

 

[Bloody Kotex]

I don't believe Lucas did coke or spent all his GFM money on drugs. He's actually making more money than I expected so he'll be fine after this half-hearted boycott shitstorm subsides as most twitter users are a bunch of niggercattle with the same attention span as a goldfish. Twittards go mad when he says the R word but it describes them perfectly, he plays them like a fiddle and they keep buying into his shit again and again. The loss of followers doesn't matter much anyway as Lucas's loyal paypigs are his main income. He can survive as long as his fart sniffers can afford it.

 

[elastic eye]

He's talking about drugs so much to push a fake addiction to cocaine. Can't be addicted if you are broke. You will be broke and then you won't be addicted. This is middle/highschool "im going to kill myself" attention whoring to a subject - for the attention (obviously). Glad to see this fucking idiot getting removed

 

[FudgeFish]

Let's say the 100k is 70k. And we half that 70k to 35k due to Troon expenses and Ireland misc. Etc.

If you spend 100 dollars on drugs a day. You'd blow through it in a year.

I'd say even those numbers are pretty conservative when it comes to a coke addict, still able to function in society and keep their job.

$4000 a month on cocaine is very, very easily done. $100 is a fairly restrained amount, in the eyes of a heavy user.

He's talking about drugs so much to push a fake addiction to cocaine. Can't be addicted if you are broke. You will be broke and then you won't be addicted.

I don't think you understand how addictions work.

 

[elastic eye]

I don't think you understand how addictions work.

Got hooked on opiates and not being able to afford them certainly pushed me back from how hard I was on them at one point. Took 3 years of failing repeatedly after that to quit - lost a lot. That was 10-11 years ago. Turned to alcohol. Not bad for a few years, oh neat day drinking. Life is great. Oh no you fucked up yet again. Spent 4 years pulling out of that one after damn near losing everything. That was 4 years ago. Today I own a nice home, happily married for 16 years, we refuse to have kids and keep a very quiet life. I beat my addiction. Think about it every day and decide to be better.

This person has proven themselves as an exploitative deceptive liar and in the clips I've seen recently they simply appears mildlyish intoxicated - jumping to extremes like omg im addicted to yo to sway people to sympathy. I'm not on KF to attack or destroy this person - it's just what I see.

 

[hufflemuff]

Lucas... if that is the most attractive you will ever look, then I don't want to imagine what you look like when you're at your ugliest.

You do not pass as an attractive woman, or as a woman at all. Even with fifty pounds of makeup, and plastic surgery, and clever lighting tricks. Even then you still cannot escape what you really are, and what you'll always be.

You have successfully shed whatever parts of you were masculine perhaps. At least on the surface, nobody would ever describe you as masculine or manly, so you've got that going. But your femininity quotient has not increased at a rate commensurate with the loss of your masculinity. You may not be "masculine", but you're also not "feminine". Instead you are weird and artificial. You are manufactured and lifeless. You are unearthly and eerie. You are like some kind of human deepfake, that's what you are.

You are a man deprived of all of the best qualities of men but without any of the best qualities of women. Even your personality is contrived. Everything about you is fake. Nothing about you rings true. Nobody buys the act, You'll never be accepted as a woman by anyone, never, by anyone. Even the people who pretend they accept you as a woman, are only pretending because they're afraid of being lectured if they don't. Or because they want to use you as a platform to virtue signal. But everyone who looks at you will see something pitiable and bizarre. Something utterly unfeminine in every way.

You will never be able to actually have the identity that you're trying to appropriate. Nor will you ever be able to fully escape the identity that you're fleeing. The best you can hope for is some kind of limbo, the worst of all worlds. And yet even in that limbo state, you will still be a man. Just not one that any of us can respect or take seriously.

That scrunch up of the lower face to make the chin look smaller will never not make me laugh in troon pics. Granted, some less fortunate looking women do that shit too

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

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It seems you’re actually right.

I haven't done drugs, never really cared to bother with them so I don't know the exact rates nor price that drugs go for, I'm far from an expert. However, even I've known or met people who got financially fucked from drug problems, maybe nothing like cocaine but opioids can cost quite the amount of money. Hell, the Jenny Cataldo gofundme scam I brought up earlier in comparison to Keffal's scam was used to fuel an opioid addiction and I think gofundme had to refund donators with their money instead of Cataldo's because Cataldo used up the money for opioids already.

I personally still believe Keffals wasted the money on other shit moreso than drugs but it's possible a fuckton of money was used for drugs, maybe not all at once but slowly overtime eating up the money Keffals would use against the super dangerous Canadian police that threatened his life along with suing autists on a funny fruit farm site.

 

[FudgeFish]

Got hooked on opiates and not being able to afford them certainly pushed me back from how hard I was on them at one point. Took 3 years of failing repeatedly after that to quit - lost a lot. That was 10-11 years ago. Turned to alcohol. Not bad for a few years, oh neat day drinking. Life is great. Oh no you fucked up yet again. Spent 4 years pulling out of that one after damn near losing everything. That was 4 years ago. Today I own a nice home, happily married for 16 years, we refuse to have kids and keep a very quiet life. I beat my addiction. Think about it every day and decide to be better.

This person has proven themselves as an exploitative deceptive liar and in the clips I've seen recently they simply appears mildlyish intoxicated - jumping to extremes like omg im addicted to yo to sway people to sympathy. I'm not on KF to attack or destroy this person - it's just what I see.

Honestly, a huge congratulations for the strength of character you summoned to pull through to the other side. That's no joke, congratulations.

Sounds very very similar to a story of mine I won't get into. All I'll say is, stay vigilant and true to the good things you've setup in your life.

My only real point was that addicts are very very good at finding a way of continuing to be addicted, without having any money in the bank. All you really need to do is cast an eye over Skid Row in LA to see the extreme end of it, and how people with nothing to their name are still able to find a way to fund their habits.

The sad truth is that some addicts hit rock bottom, and then just choose to stay there.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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This entire post is a thinly disguised excuse for me to post the above, which I meant to post on page 3000. I’m very efficient.

Earned a winner just for this. 2004 Pistons are the greatest team ever assembled, this is just facts not my lived experience, it is literally genocide to say another team was better. Disagreeing is breaking into my bedroom and pointing a military weapon at my face which will require me to fundraise for a five year long lawsuit against you.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Earned a winner just for this. 2004 Pistons are the greatest team ever assembled, this is just facts not my lived experience, it is literally genocide to say another team was better. Disagreeing is breaking into my bedroom and pointing a military weapon at my face which will require me to fundraise for a five year long lawsuit against you.

Darko remains one of the worst picks of all time. Forget the three guys drafted after him, Boris Diaw would’ve been an insane improvement and he’s French. Bigger waste than Lucas’s 100k.

 

[Lazycunt]

I'm a bit late to this party but why the fuck does keffals sound so fucking drowsy and monotone if they are getting on coke, I assumed some sort of downers not uppers.

But it's pretty fucking gross how all these people don't point out that she's using drugs use as an excuse for their behaviour.

 

[F13 Key]

Yeah, he's probably not doing coke. I don't even know where that claim comes from, other than cocaine being the most widely-known "hard" drug, so some people on Twitter probably went "Keffals is an addict > Keffals is doing coke".

As documented in this thread, Keffals has experience with a pretty wide variety of drugs (ketamine, DMT, various prescription drugs, etc. Probably some random Chinese "research chemicals", too), so he knows more efficient ways to get fucked up than doing coke, which is basically just flushing money down the toilet. And yeah, on his recent streams he certainly looked more zonked out on opioids than coke-energetic.

As I said a few pages back, I think he's a bar tard. Some sperging on the subject:

For downers there's two easy drugs to access in Ontario: Fentanyl and RC benzos. Any street opioids you buy are just going to be fent. Something like 9/10ths of oxys sold by dealers are just fent pressies made to look like 80s or other dosages. You can buy legit Percocet or Oxycets off people who get them prescribed for back injuries or the like and just sell them, but they're somewhat expensive at around $4-5 a pill. Not that he can't afford them, but they're kind of useless for people who are seriously addicted to opioids. When you're an opioid addict, you're at a point where not taking the drugs has you miserable and you need them just to maintain normalcy. Withdrawal is like having the worst flu of your life combined with a panic attack and being covered in poison ivy.

Dealers just sell "down" which is what heroin is called, but it's all just fent now. Real heroin is nonexistent. It's about 50/50 smoked/IV among addicts. If Luke's doing it, he's probably smoking it. IV takes prep, his occasional AFKs while on stream are about how long it'd take to smoke something.

Why I think he's a bar tard: smoking or slamming fent or other hard opioids causes even addicts to nod off and just pass out for a bit during the initial rush. He's never done that on a stream as of yet. His consistent slurred speech and erratic behavior is more in common with being a bar tard than a fent junkie. RC benzos can just be bought online from any of a dozen different clearnet sites that operate in Canada and sell them, along with RC opioid analogs. Most of these are Schedule I/II in the USA, but Canada doesn't have the analog act, so a lot of the RCs get around Canada's scheduling and are technically as legal to purchase as Tylenol is. They are also "safe" in that they don't contain fent, so you are much less likely to experience a random OD on them unless you're a retard and accidentally smoke 10x what you're supposed to.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's in a combination of addictions, like benzos plus alcohol or benzos plus opioids, along with an upper like Vyvanse or coke being taken to keep him awake for streams. Combination addictions involving downers are usually really dangerous, especially with alcohol, and do require managed detox. Whenever you hear about some celebrity dying of an OD, it's almost always a combination. Coke on its own isn't particularly deadly, for instance, unless you're slamming grams of it per day. But combined with alcohol it becomes cocaethylene, which is around 20x more cardiotoxic than coke is by itself.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Keffals talks about the time years ago that they took DMT and also the time they got their friend high on DMT accidentally because they let her use a weed pipe that they'd smoked DMT out of because they didn't know how to smoke DMT correctly and it melted into the bottom of the pipe which was then given to the friend to smoke weed from.
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Keffals explains they don't smoke weed anymore because of a bad trip that occurred whilst watching Moulin Rouge
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[A1 Steak Sauce]

I'm a bit late to this party but why the fuck does keffals sound so fucking drowsy and monotone if they are getting on coke, I assumed some sort of downers not uppers.

But it's pretty fucking gross how all these people don't point out that she's using drugs use as an excuse for their behaviour.

Lucas constantly sounds like that. The worst part of watching any stream is his monotony, followed up by the significant gaps of dead air. It’s a bloody miracle he got to where he is, even before he grew in size due to claiming credit for getting Destiny banned. People get accused of trooning out to try to stay relevant and being trans/covering trans shit constantly is likely how he built his viewer base. I think he’ll fade into irrelevance outside of outbursts if he doesn’t go back to being the trans person covering trans politics. His planned lore arc was going to be extremely boring (Lucas watching anything is just restreaming) outside of any funny soundbites. When he comes back, he should try to recreate the third biggest boon to his popularity, his charity stream. The issue is how he’s absolutely destroyed his reputation and will not be able to get the same quality of guests. That stream was carried by guests. It would also give him another excuse for to constantly flash when he gets cancelled by troons.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Im not gonna argue psychological/physical addiction cause I don't think much of that is really relevant when you have 100k to blow on coke or any drug for that matter. When you have that sort of money and you can just go and buy a ball and down it in couple hours. It's not so much you get addicted to cocaine itself. You get addicted to the sort of feeling being able to buy and eigth and waste it whenever the fuck you want brings. Not to mention all your other gay dopamine inducing shit he was probably chasing with drugs.

I think there's a genuine difference between the sort of addictions people with disposbale income have vs people stealing copper and selling their food stamps or sucking dick for have. Obviously this avenue is soley psychological here. But if the he is already mentally ill to begin, and you have a psychological disposition to addictive tendencies, and induce lots of cocaine or any drug for that matter. That sort of synergy that can become very powerful. Not hard to see that shit develop quickly into something physical. Escpically when your in Canada with 100k.

You skipped one vital data point here: any other male his age with an addictive personality, and a desire to feel powerful and masterful, has outlets for those things that Keffals has denied himself because he cut his own dick off.

I don't just mean spending money on women directly (whether it's actually buying sex, or spending money on strippers or camgirls or what have you), but also spending money with the aim of impressing women (which is probably behind 80% of unwise car purchases, among other things). There are whole evolutionary lizard-brain pathways about social status and attracting mates that he can no longer engage, because he has cut himself off from the "male" roles without being able to access the female ones.

Keffals is a eunuch and can only spend money like a eunuch.

 

[Punished Neco]

My Fellow Kiwi's, I come to you today to say: Mission Accomplished

After much searching and pain of having to sift through multiple Keffals streams I can announce
The Grail has been found!
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On the 7th of February, a mere 12 days before the "I'm an addict and I'm going into rehab for 30-45 days" story emerged, Keffals announced on stream: "I'm going back to Ireland in March":

[Archive of stream, 45:30 into the stream]
To be fully transparent they then follow up with:

Keffals doesn't openly ever announce when the tickets are booked etc for any of the holidays thus far, plus it could have been booked at any point in the 13 days between this statement and the disappearance. Keffals also has been talking about this holiday since November.

Now a schizo theory that has been nagging at me ever since this all started. Some of this will be a rehash of old info but it's to lay out the timeline in an easy to understand manner.​

On the 18th of February at the end of Keffals most recent stream Keffals announces that the mod team need to have a meeting (the inner circle meeting essentially of people who can be trusted)

Enny the mod responds with "We need to have a meeting yeah"
One of the other mods responds with "We were planning on one soon anyway"

Potentially during this meeting the mods advised Keffals to take a break and to lay low whilst the hate dies down, which would probably be why the mods had been talking and wanting to call a meeting themselves.

Conveniently within about 6 hours after this planned meeting M0mmyBigDick is conveniently DM'ed by one of Keffals IRL friends saying that Keffals is a drug addict which MBD then leaks, this is somewhat sus as Keffals has been beefing with multiple people over the past 7-14 days on Twitter but only MBD gets a DM (that we know about)?
[Kiwi post announcing it with the info]
[Archive of MBD's Twitter thread]

Who was this unknown IRL friend who decided to DM MBigD and leak that Keffals is a drug addict?

We are here:
Keffals then uses this opportunity to go radio silent for about a week and a half and then will go on the planned holiday to Ireland in March. Keffals was effectively radio silent during the last Ireland holiday at the End of November/Start of December anyway so this won't make much difference to their original plan.
30-45 day rehab treatment basically puts the end date at mid/end of March, maybe the holiday will just be a tad longer than originally planned.

To clarify:
Do I think Keffals is addicted to drugs? Yes
Do I think Keffals is in rehab? Lmao, No!

 

[Big moth tiddies]

We know for sure Keffals didn't spend the 100k on drugs. He spent some on that apartment, and THEN spent the rest on drugs, ubereats/doordash, and whatever his drug-addled brain decided to pull the trigger on at any given time.

One thing we do know for damn sure is that it ain't going to a lolsuit.

'm a bit late to this party but why the fuck does keffals sound so fucking drowsy and monotone if they are getting on coke, I assumed some sort of downers not uppers.

I've always maintained he's on uppers and downers. Very easily capable of turning people into zombies like that with just enough spikes in between.

On the 7th of February, a mere 12 days before the "I'm an addict and I'm going into rehab for 30-45 days" story emerged, Keffals announced on stream: "I'm going back to Ireland in March":

Sad thing is, none of his sycophants are going to care. They're in on the grift.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

We are here:
Keffals then uses this opportunity to go radio silent for about a week and a half and then will go on the planned holiday to Ireland in March.

To clarify:
Do I think Keffals is addicted to drugs? Yes
Do I think Keffals is in rehab? Lmao, No!

The problem for Keffals with this 'fake rehab' idea is other people.

To hole up in the apartment doesn't stop the various delivery services will still be interacting with the pico-celebrity. The neighbors still exist. Neighbors who might learn of the Keffals habits and have opinions. Customs agents and laws exist which may have real opinions about an admitted drug addict who's supposed to be in rehab because DEATH! being admitted to their nation. The pubic transportation system has people who carry around cameras. What about the clinical staff for the legal meds Keffals gets - what will be the medical systems reaction over the Keffals drug abuse/rehab claims on social media?

Somehow the "staff" of her discord will never have a change of heart? Somehow the people who Keffals is going to see will not fail in op-sec in some way so the trip becomes known?

A faking runs the risk of being exposed due to all the points of contact with the public Keffals does not control. And Keffals seems dumb enough to try faking AND interacting with the public.while faking.

A faked rehab arc will cleave off a few more cash supporters but if Keffals is pulling down 10K a month now even a cutting in 1/2 doesn't mean the end to the milk it will just get a goat-like odor of desperation. Cheesy thirst traps will get posted more often along with more trying to pick fights.

There are too many moving parts to long term pull off the fake rehab for someone in the public spotlight. The spotlight on Keffals is rather small and only seems big to the online or the Keffals fanatics but there is a spotlight.

At the start of Keffals formal removal of KiwiFarms from internet service providers the statement was made that Keffals wanted a "normal" life. Seeking a public spotlight isn't normal. No way in hell is seeking the spotlight by creating strife with others in the spotlight, bragging about your drug use in the public record, drug usage while on camera and the various lies told on the public record "a normal life".

KiwiFarms existing or not existing doesn't change the lack of normality about the Keffals life path. Logging off and avoiding the public spotlight is the way to a normal life for Keffals,