onionfar.ms - kengle's autistic anti kiwifar.ms

Tango down.
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And just to see if it wasn't my computer/connection:
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Mark Corrigan said:
Hardly surprised he's working on it at stupid o'clock.
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Reminds me of CWC's "biological clock" issues.

Kengle had big dreams when started up Onion Farms: he had hoped it'd become as genuinely popular as Kiwi Farms. But he's too autistic to see why it's not as he endlessly tinkers with it throughout the night.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Reminds me of CWC's "biological clock" issues.

Kengle had big dreams when started up Onion Farms: he had hoped it'd become as genuinely popular as Kiwi Farms. But he's too autistic to see why it's not as he endlessly tinkers with it throughout the night.
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Something must be sketchy with his site, it's showing as dead every time I put Avast back on. Lot of shit on N Korea though when it does show up
 
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My account is up and running, I suggest everyone takes a look as Kengle appears to have finally approved accounts.

Edit: every post has to be moderator approved. I waited two sodding days for Kengle to approve my account I'm not holding my breath.

Cool forum bro.
 
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Over a year ago I asked Kengle a series of questions. I really wanted to see if my instincts were correct, that Kengle deep down wished he was Null. Using Null's avatars and seemingly consumed with thinking about Null and one of the other founders here told me that Kengle deep down wished he was Null.

Kengle may have initially denied it angrily, but Kengle is now calling himself "OnionNull" and going as far as creating an "OnionFarms". This is now the farthest he's taken it.

Questions:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kenneth-erwin-englehardt.1869/page-37#post-539725

Answers:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kenneth-erwin-englehardt.1869/page-38#post-540526
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Reminds me of CWC's "biological clock" issues.

Kengle had big dreams when started up Onion Farms: he had hoped it'd become as genuinely popular as Kiwi Farms. But he's too autistic to see why it's not as he endlessly tinkers with it throughout the night.
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I now have a mental image of Kengle, hidden away from the gaze of mortals, crafting out his own farms like an autistic Hephaestus.
 
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Mark Corrigan said:
Kengle seems to be oblivious of the fact that he is a lolcow in his own right. Or is he really trying to outsmart the farms?

Damn, that nigga is so clueless, yo.
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Kengle believes with the 70% of his heart that hasn't been clogged with haram bacon that he is not and never has been a lolcow. He waffles between loving this site because it lets him find new, broken, autistic friends like Chris and hating it because we treat him like the fat and broken autist he is.

So yes, he has 0 understanding of why he is a lolcow and he also overestimates his own intellect and thinks he's going to get one over on this site.
 
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autisticdragonkin said:
http://www.onionfar.ms/index.php?topic=209.0
Posted my first thread (not approved by @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt yet though)
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From the thread
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt said:
I stand at the junction of spergdom and lolcowdom. People think I'm sort of batshit insane that I am starting Onionfarms: But fuck it. You only go around once in this life. And if you are not willing to take a calculated risk with a few lumps and bumps along the way, you will never know. There is no such thing as zero risk.

Okay for what it's worth: I like computer technology, web design (though learning it in my own way). I work in the accounting field and as a CNA. I may or may not be a pre-gamer. That is what I can think of off the top of my head.
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ActualKiwi said:
what the hell is a pre-gamer?
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I guess he means that he's so old he was around before vidya?

Also Kengle can't into funposting:
http://www.onionfar.ms/index.php?topic=204.msg265

YiffMeDaddy said:
america is the best contry

[patriotic pic of Hulk Hogan playing a very American guitar in front of the American flag]
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Oxtail Soup said:
it has 50 states
English is the languages
capital Washington DC

[mspaint drawing of American flag]
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Kengle said:
Technically speaking 46 states and 4 Commonwealths[...]
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