Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%
  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%
  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%

  • Total voters
    2,117
Not just before, around the 4 min mark he keeps doing it
the repsonses are like the thread IRL lol
Part of me likes how this guy brings out the worst in people, the feather-Indian telling cart cuck he's not welcome at the Walmart because he's white, calling him a white colonialist over grocery carts is just peak pathetic straw grasping. "Oh, that guy left his cart? Well what about muh genocide? Whattabut muh Donald Trump?"

Nah, cart cuck is cool. If his simple grievance gets people to come out with crybully racist remarks then I don't really care. All he needs to do is stop putting stickers on cars. If he stops doing that, I won't even call him cart cuck anymore, I'll call him cart cop instead.
 
All this Cart Narc talk and shopping trolley theory reminds of the face mask debate. In this thread I keep seeing the same talking points and it seems to boils down to very similar arguments. (common courtesy vs. inconvenience)

Speaking about myself, I've always put away the shopping cart but I hate wearing a face mask no matter what. It's perplexing. Does anyone feel the same way?
 
All this Cart Narc talk and shopping trolley theory reminds of the face mask debate. In this thread I keep seeing the same talking points and it seems to boils down to very similar arguments. (common courtesy vs. inconvenience)

Speaking about myself, I've always put away the shopping cart but I hate wearing a face mask no matter what. It's perplexing. Does anyone feel the same way?
No...?
Not putting away a cart creates an inconvenience and a hazard to other motorists. Wearing a mask makes you gay.

I have no idea what connection you are drawing here.
 
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imagine shilling this hard (that magnet is larger than most pizza's)
 
I greatly dislike this guy, but his channel is inoffensive. Its the usual formula of messing with niggers and white trash to get a reaction for the Internet. He can act all cheery and shit, pretending he's doing the world a favor but in reality he's just some dweeb who got some Internet fame because he makes people chimp out. His shit gets pushed really hard on youtube, I suspect because every one of his videos sparks a billion comments where people argue just like this in this thread.

Who cares about anyone's opinion on this, but since we're already 40 pages in on the discussion I might as well throw my 2 cents in. You should put your cart away because of the simple fact that wind can catch those things, and given enough distance they can really put a dent in someone's car. I used to work in a parking lot when I was in highscool, and one day a storm was rolling in, wind was kicking pretty hard. I see some loose cart start to take off from a handicap spot and get on a perfect route all the way down one of the lanes, and it got some serious speed Probably at least 15mph. I ran to try and get it, but I couldn't catch it, and it went directly into the bumper of a brand new bright blue mustang. I didn't get that cart because I didn't want that faggot to accuse me of hitting his car or whatever. I also never saw the reaction.

Obligatory "He had insurance on that, so who gives a fuck" argument. Dealing with insurance fucking sucks and takes way too long. You're probably on welfare if you make this dumb fuck argument, go buy something of value, insure it, and try and make a claim on it.
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Something that I think is way better than this dork's youtube channel is the "Stop a douchebag" youtube channel. Some slavs got pissed off that their third world shithole doesn't enforce traffic laws so they took it upon themselves to do something about it. They make these huge stickers that are paper thin and cheap as fuck so they don't peel off easily, and stick them on people's windshields when they break the laws. There is no gay "Skibbi beep bop woop woop" or "Howdily dootily lazybones," just angry slavs beating each other up on the side of the road.

That's funny, but putting stickers that big on the windshield is a hazard.
 
I agree with him in principal but this guy is such a fucking faggot about it that if confronted in a similar situation i would tell him to go fuck himself.

When i was walking my dog i lost the bag to clean up after him, so i just left it there. Someone confronted me about it in a polite way and he even had a extra bag so i went back and cleaned it up. If he came at me like this fucking retard i would have told him to go eat shit, doesn't matter how in the wrong i am. Id rather be wrong then be bullied into submission by a tard.
 
That's funny, but putting stickers that big on the windshield is a hazard.
They put it on the passengers side until the car starts running people over, then it'll go on the driver's side so they don't escape while waiting for police. That's only after, like, 5-10 minutes of chances to correct their behavior, not an autistic assault of noises and screeches.

Also something nobody sees when this retard makes his videos is how long people who might have various medical problems have been walking and standing before they get back into their cars, and how fast they need to get their goods back home and into the fridge before they start getting warm. They pay people to pick up carts for a reason, because it's something that happens, every once in a while some asshole will leave the cart in the handicap lane but if you've got good cart pushers they'll scope that out pretty quickly and having some shithead running around 1 parking lot isn't going to magically solve all the negative behavior people exhibit in parking lots, like parking in 2 spots or speeding and scaring people and their children. The autism in this thread is astounding; OP should have never leaned into Troonos's trollpost.
 
All this Cart Narc talk and shopping trolley theory reminds of the face mask debate. In this thread I keep seeing the same talking points and it seems to boils down to very similar arguments. (common courtesy vs. inconvenience)

Speaking about myself, I've always put away the shopping cart but I hate wearing a face mask no matter what. It's perplexing. Does anyone feel the same way?
Masking literally does nothing to keep other people from getting sick or to stop you from getting sick.
 
No...?
Not putting away a cart creates an inconvenience and a hazard to other motorists. Wearing a mask makes you gay.

I have no idea what connection you are drawing here.
It's just some food for autistic thought. If you think I need some stupid stickers then hey I can't stop you, maybe I do.

Somebody could argue that not wearing a face would have been hazardous to someone else's health, at least back in 2020.

It's a very similar kind of reasoning like what you said, where not putting away a cart causes thoughtless risk to someone else('s property)

Another somebody can argue back that wearing a face mask is an unnecessary inconvenience, just like returning a cart to the cart corral is an unnecessary inconvenience.

With the many people here that have expressed their own personal reasons why they don't return their carts, I am reminded of similar reasons why people don't want to wear face masks.

Or maybe it's the intense shitflinging that's making me draw these parallels.

Masking literally does nothing to keep other people from getting sick or to stop you from getting sick.

Regardless of evidence, I feel these arguments still use the same reasonings. I'm not saying that face masks work, I'm saying that people believe that wearing a face mask is an expected common courtesy, similar to putting away the shopping trolley.
 
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