Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Desktop User2]

Good to see most of the people on the site, even on AT, have their white european strand relatively pure still. Different levels of faggotry towards cart throwing apes but most are proud cart returners.
The "there is not enough time in the day" argument was hilarious tho.

 

[Shek$il]

I've seen videos of someone have a total mental breakdown over being asked/teased into putting a cart away properly and I couldn't help but think they were pathetic and should be picked on every day.

I vote in favor of the cart narc.

 

[Fareal]

sad to learn that burgerland doesn't have the great cottage industry of making trolley tokens, as we have since we are forced to use a pound coin to unlock any trolley. a good trolley token is much cherished

 

[Blas de Kiwi]

Many already said it, but if they guy didn’t make such retarded sounds and did it in a more serious/intimidating way it would be less annoying and puerile. Honestly, I’m behind the principle of the whole thing, but the way he goes doing it its completely retarded. That and the people reacting that violently to a harmless idiot is as retarded as anything else going on in the videos. Seriously, just walk away and not give in. He’s a fucking idiot but he is not threatening them with a weapon, just with his stupidity.

That being said, just return the fucking carts. You are a person and not a fucking flea-eating ape, so act like a one. While there is no law that forces anyone to do it, but there are some expectations of living in civilized society. If you find it that unbearable I can think of several places on this planet that you can go and act like a savage.

And even with the coin lock I see every so often a cart that it’s been pulled off the chain and its “free roaming”, and lots of carts that are in the corrals have discarded plastic bags, gloves and other garbage, so even if some people return the carts they still fail to be a functioning adult. Because that’s also hard to do with trash bins literally a foot away, apparently.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

I don't know how it works in the United States of Mutt, but in my country we pay schizophrenic homeless people to bring the carts back, this is literally taking food out of their mouths.
seriously though, OP, you're being a spaz, get some help.

 

[Molag Bal]

I see nothing wrong with what he's doing. Everyone who takes offense to this is a faggot and unable to self-govern.
Spoiler: required reading

Spoiler

 

[Turtlebees]

There are places where people don't put their shopping carts in the lot corrals and just leave them all over blocking parking spaces.? Go cart narc, shame the lazy cunts. The only time I see carts in the wild is when they've been taken over as a homeless person's wandering closet.

ps. Lot associates, the cart wranglers, have more important things to do than wander all over a big box store's lot collecting carts. They're the folks who load heavy merchandise, clear away snow, ice, and water, and then bring the carts back from the designated corrals. There's nothing more annoying than not having lot associates available to load a truck because they're busy collecting carts.

 

[gay]

as a functioning member of society i enjoy returning the cart to the corral, bless this sped for inconveniencing and monetizing these savages.

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

After reading through 20 pages of shopping cart sperging, here is my only contribution to this thread

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s just being a “Karen” but people love him because they read a stupid shopping cart theory on a Mongolian underwater basket weaving imageboard forum so it’s being based and upholding society somehow. Just let the teenager making minimum wage do his job.

Having said that, it’s the year 2023 in a dark age of retarded politics where the wrong opinion can ruin your life. If someone in public walks up to you with a camera and starts talking, consider yourself in a self defense situation.

 

[Akashic Retard]

You have two options when dealing with Agent Sebastian:
1. Put the cart back
2. Ignore him, leave, take the magnet off and throw it away when you get home.

It's that easy, but people would rather spend 20 minutes screaming in a parking lot.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I think the issue with the Cart Narc is his annoying behaviour.
I think that most of the confrontations would have been easily avoided if he just approached the person and politely said "Sir/Madam, please return the shopping cart in its proper place. Leaving it around may cause problems to people trying to park their car". But no, he has to do this annoying siren sound and attach that stupid magnet on peoples' cars: that behaviour alone is enough to annoy most people.

And no, returning the cart is not some kind of "moral test": it's merely a "test" of good manners.

Officer assaults would triple if cops would approach people like that.

>Be me, methhead
>Done shooting meth, taking a deep breath and waiting for it to settle
>Around the corner, I start hearing an ominous noise
>A retard starts singing "Wee woo! Wee woo! Wee woo!"
>Two fat coppers jump from around the corner
>"Hey there, buddy!"
>I'm fucked
>"I see you're doing drugs. Watcha shooting there, buddy?"
>I try to stand up, my body fails me
>"You know drugs are bad, right..." He starts rambling...
>"I'm doing meth" I shout as hard as I can, it comes off as a soft whisper...
>"And why do you do meth? You know drugs are bad for you! Bla bla"
>Shoot me
>"You gotta turn in! You have to come with me. That's the responsible thing..."
>I resist.
>Coworker starts cuffing me as the other one just rambles
>I stab him in the thigh
>"No buddy that's really bad! We gotta give you a sticker!"
>They rough me up and take me to the car.
>Chatty one sticks a "I assaulted a cop" industrial glue sticker on my forehead

 

[Captain Ahab]

It’s pretty autistic of someone to spend their life chasing people in the parking lot over shopping carts, but on the other hand, it’s also pretty fucking autistic of people to want to fight with him over it. How hard is it to put the cart back or just fucking ignore him?

Everyone is just getting lazier and fatter and then even more lazier. The collapse is coming.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

I have literally never seen a black person return their cart.

They don't need to use a cart in the first place if they're just stealing shit.

 

[Drazen]

44 pages already. This thread is going places.

I have laughed uncontrollably at some of his videos since I discovered them about a year ago. While there are some true gems in the catalog, only like 6 of them really rise to the true troll level that they should, with most of them featured on the first page. Unfortunately, they go way too easy on a lot of the people. I mean it's dangerous work so I can see why they don't always feel like sticking their neck out, but when they DO, it can be truly worth watching.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

Officer assaults would triple if cops would approach people like that.

>Be me, methhead
>Done shooting meth, taking a deep breath and waiting for it to settle
>Around the corner, I start hearing an ominous noise
>A retard starts singing "Wee woo! Wee woo! Wee woo!"
>Two fat coppers jump from around the corner
>"Hey there, buddy!"
>I'm fucked
>"I see you're doing drugs. Watcha shooting there, buddy?"
>I try to stand up, my body fails me
>"You know drugs are bad, right..." He starts rambling...
>"I'm doing meth" I shout as hard as I can, it comes off as a soft whisper...
>"And why do you do meth? You know drugs are bad for you! Bla bla"
>Shoot me
>"You gotta turn in! You have to come with me. That's the responsible thing..."
>I resist.
>Coworker starts cuffing me as the other one just rambles
>I stab him in the thigh
>"No buddy that's really bad! We gotta give you a sticker!"
>They rough me up and take me to the car.
>Chatty one sticks a "I assaulted a cop" industrial glue sticker on my forehead

where can I get a sticker like that

 

[germs]

I've seen videos of someone have a total mental breakdown over being asked/teased into putting a cart away properly and I couldn't help but think they were pathetic and should be picked on every day.

I vote in favor of the cart narc.

I'll admit that I would hate being bothered by this fag but the ultra low tolerance people have for a minor public annoyance and their inability to deal with people in a funny way is astounding. If someone just told him that they were going to come back here every day and rob the store blind of their precious carts I think he would crumble.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

This is just based. Sorry you're too non-white to see that @Lady Rackets Ass .

 

[The handsome tard]

And to think there are people out there worried about things like the economy, the social decay of society and political shitshows of the likes we have never seen in western society.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

this faggot is doing all of this when he works at walmart