Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[kcbbq]

The fuck is binging?

Careful throwing around the word retard there champ. Sounds like you are only trusted with safety scissors for arts and crafts.

If you're going to call someone a retard over something at least know what you're talking about. You end up looking silly.

Binging is the present participle of the verb "to binge", which is hardly an uncommon word.

 

[Chimplord1997]

It’s a cart bro let the beaners and niggers who get paid to do that shit put it back

Lazybones spotted.
The shopping cart test is the true test of your right to self governance.
You gain nothing from returning the cart.
Returning the cart is a simple task. It costs you maybe 5 calories to do.
The only reason to return the cart is because it's the right thing to do.
If you can't return your cart, you don't deserve to vote. Simple as. In your soul, you're just one of the niggers you look down upon.

 

[MeltyTW]

Some people are like "lol who cares about carts?" and to other people...

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Harassing minorities in the parking lot for YouTube views is peak white culture and if you don't understand that then I'm sorry you're too mentally retarded to function.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Much like Frank hassle, the funniest thing about cart narc is the insane reactions he provokes over the most mundane shit. What does he do at the end of it all? He didn't kill your sister and rape your dog. He doesn't key your car and slash your tyres. He doesn't even call you a faggot. All he does is say " weep woop skeebidy skee" and call you a lazybones, but this is somehow being treated like a life or death scenario. I knew Americans couldn't take the bants, but skin this thin should be considered a medical condition.

If someone comes up to you in the parking lot and calls you a faggot for not putting your cart back, they're an asshole, but still behaving like a human being might be expected to behave. If someone comes up to you in the parking lot making siren noises and calling you a silly billy stinky lazybones pottypants and gayly slaps a magnet on your car, they're something else, and that something needs to be killed to remove it from the herd.

 

[surprisemfka]

It's watching two different types of mentally ill people go at each other, cart narc footage is kino.

 

[DocMorbis]

I put the cart in the cart corral.

This guy would be more respected if he wasnt so spergy and autistic about it.

 

[RepeatedMeme]

Lazybones spotted.
The shopping cart test is the true test of your right to self governance.
You gain nothing from returning the cart.
Returning the cart is a simple task. It costs you maybe 5 calories to do.
The only reason to return the cart is because it's the right thing to do.
If you can't return your cart, you don't deserve to vote. Simple as. In your soul, you're just one of the niggers you look down upon.

Why is it the right thing to do? Why is anything you gain nothing from "the right thing to do"?

I agree that returning the cart is the right to vote, but I take a completely opposite tack on it - Returning the cart is important because it's minimal self-interest, and if you can't be bothered to take the collective

If nobody returns their shopping carts, they all roll around the parking lot, causing thousands of dollars of damages to everyone's cars per year. Seriously. If every shopping cart were just left out, even assuming that there's a whole economy of shopping-cart handlers running around picking them up, there's still many millions of dollars of damages to cars from stray shopping carts. Each shopping cart returned is one tiny, tiny sliver of those dollars returned to the collective pool. You are saving money in terms of the overall economy, and that makes you individually richer, because you're on average paying less to repair your damn car.

If you can't be bothered to pay into general insurance, you can't be trusted to care for the group's wellbeing. Shopping carts are a clear microsm.

 

[internet friend]

If someone comes up to you in the parking lot and calls you a faggot for not putting your cart back, they're an asshole, but still behaving like a human being might be expected to behave. If someone comes up to you in the parking lot making siren noises and calling you a silly billy stinky lazybones pottypants and gayly slaps a magnet on your car, they're something else, and that something needs to be killed to remove it from the herd.

You do realise in that situation you can just leave, right? Choose to not respond and go on your way, that's all it takes. But so many seem to be unable to do that, getting so heated and spergy in the process. That's the fun of it.

 

[Cats]

 

[byuu]

This man is my hero.
I don't give a shit about carts. I just admire the pettiness and autism.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

I used to always put my cart away, but after discovering this thread I have a strong urge to leave my cart in the middle of the parking lot the next time I go grocery shopping.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

You do realise in that situation you can just leave, right? Choose to not respond and go on your way, that's all it takes. But so many seem to be unable to do that, getting so heated and spergy in the process. That's the fun of it.

A lot of times they'll try, and he responds by chasing down their car and slapping his faggy magnets on them because it's not about righting a social wrong, it's about the views. It's the same reason he insults the ones that actually agree with him. Dude's going to get shot and he's going to deserve it.

 

[internet friend]

A lot of times they'll try, and he responds by chasing down their car and slapping his faggy magnets on them because it's not about righting a social wrong, it's about the views. It's the same reason he insults the ones that actually agree with him. Dude's going to get shot and he's going to deserve it.

It's a stick on magnet. You drive one block down and take it off, hardly rocket science.

 

[._.]

"aggressively" lol he doesn't do anything aggressively, yet all the retards he confronts automatically shit their pants and try to hit him. The lolcows are the people who would rather seethe and fight than just be a normal person and put back their cart.

I dont know I always put the cart back but something about this guy, if he came up to me and was being obnoxious like that, Id be like sure Im down to clown, Ive been looking for a reason to get in a fistfight for a long time. Sometimes you just gotta work it out of you I guess, just scream and start hitting something. This dude is definitely looking for trouble, those people are reacting appropriately.

This is the 'Im not touching you' kid, and everybody knows how to react to that guy, Fuckin forget about in school suspension I dont give a shit about missing 6th period or whatever. Im definitely down to play this dudes game, it seems kinda fun.

Im one of those people who just wants to watch it all burn, I guess.

 

[Male Idiot]

Not returning the cart is both niggerish and antisemitic.

You cause nuisance like a nog and forfeit the 25 cents like a meshugen.

I think I found the recipe for white nationalists and jude to coexist in peace.

Hating on nignogs leaving it all over the place.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Lazybones spotted.
The shopping cart test is the true test of your right to self governance.
You gain nothing from returning the cart.
Returning the cart is a simple task. It costs you maybe 5 calories to do.
The only reason to return the cart is because it's the right thing to do.
If you can't return your cart, you don't deserve to vote. Simple as. In your soul, you're just one of the niggers you look down upon.

We need a movie like Saw but about returning shopping carts.

 

[I like things]

It's a stick on magnet. You drive one block down and take it off, hardly rocket science.

I like this logic. Let's use it.

It's a cart in a parking lot. You burn a few calories and put it back yourself (yourself being the cart narc in case you missed it), hardly rocket science.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

It's a stick on magnet. You drive one block down and take it off, hardly rocket science.

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter if it's a magnet or a flier or a church pamphlet. Don't touch my fucking car.

 

[internet friend]

I like this logic. Let's use it.

It's a cart in a parking lot. You burn a few calories and put it back yourself (yourself being the cart narc in case you missed it), hardly rocket science.

Obviously if he gave an actual shit about carts that's what he'd do, but he's about making an entertaining video. If you are randomly accosted by a sperg wielding a go pro, you should just ignore them.

 

[I like things]

Obviously if he gave an actual shit about carts that's what he'd do, but he's about making an entertaining video. If you are randomly accosted by a sperg wielding a go pro, you should just ignore them.

Agreed on the ignoring them part. Then comes autonomy. Some folks will, some folks won't.

This guy likes to flick landmines to see if they're armed or not. Eventually one will blow up.

And I'll be here for it all to laugh my ass off.