Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%
  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%
  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%

  • Total voters
    2,117
I cordially invite you to go to 80's Compton, vandalize someone's property right in front of them, and then try to argue that it wasn't vandalism because there's particulate hitting everything all the time. Livestream the results.
Even the dumbest coon wouldn't try to argue that a magnet scratched his car's paint. This is solely the domain of the ODD libertarian bro who is conceptually unable to distinguish between property rights and human rights, and therefore strokes his tiny dick to the thought of being allowed to kill people who touch things he owns.
 
I’m surprised the deposit system hasn’t caught on worldwide.
In the U.K. you need to stick a pound coin in the lock system to release the cart from the stack. So if you can’t be bothered to return the cart to the park area, you don’t get your pound back. It pops out when you’ve fastened the lock into the trolley queue.
It’s only a pound, but it’s just that bit too much to leave out of laziness.
The system works well. Very orderly car parks and trolley parks.
The reason they don't in America except for value brands like Aldi is because the store is making a conscious choice to provide easy access to carts without a deposit and to allow you to leave them out in the parking lot without putting them away when finished. This is their intentional design decision based on advanced market research. The decision to design their cart flow this way is nearly universal across all brands in all regions. They have considered every reason listed in this thread during their decisions including the extra cost of hiring a cart collector employee. I guess they figured out they still have to pay someone to bring the carts back in from the parking lot cart corral anyway.
 
There needs to be a greater inquiry into this. You would think someone else was filming it since people are that obsessive with their smart phones. Here is the actual passage. I did not see any other reference to this.
Edit--btw the account LaPhoenix420 was of course suspended. So we can thank Bardfinn and AHS for being unable to contact this guy privately ( and with good opsec) to try and find out more. Fucking troons just need to die.


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Forgot to mention this earlier but Redditors make shit up all the time for les updoots. On the Internet, it's become a casual practice by a very large percentage of the population to come up with unverifiable anecdotes that sound vaguely believable. I could for instance at this very moment mention that earlier today I saw a scrawny guy with a goatee browsing Kiwifarms in a college campus computer lab, but that he wasn't logged in and was viewing the homepage, then promptly switched tabs to Discord. Is it true? No, but it highlights how easy it is to come up with some real sounding anecdote.

My hunch is that LaPhoenix420 wanted to boost his reddit karma.
 
Even the dumbest coon wouldn't try to argue that a magnet scratched his car's paint. This is solely the domain of the ODD libertarian bro who is conceptually unable to distinguish between property rights and human rights, and therefore strokes his tiny dick to the thought of being allowed to kill people who touch things he owns.
Then do it. Walk right into Gary fucking Indiana or East St. Louis and start slapping stickers onto strangers' shit while they look on. Fucking do it.
 
honestly if you're so much of a godless animal you can't even return a shopping cart after using it, having a magnet slapped onto your car is getting off light and you should be appreciative you aren't rounded up and forced to dodge shopping carts rolling downhill like some macabre mario party minigame
 
I'm there's on the janitor's side, there's lines all over the parking lot you can put your carts in between when you're done.

Either way, it's less of a hassle to deal with than those faggots who aggressively flash one amber light at me when I'm waiting to change lanes in an intersection; they always manage do it in front of and behind me at the same time. Like HELLO its 4pm I can see you dumbass???

I think people just don't appreciate classic BMWs, but sure let a cart hit your shitty electric Jeep and see how you feel about the 30 year old factory paint being ruined by some Karen in too big of a hurry to put her kale in the Kia.
 
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TODAY, IS THE END OF THE LAZYBONE REPUBLIC.

THE END OF A REGIME THAT ACQUIESCES TO DISORDER.

AT THIS VERY MOMENT, AT A STORE FAR FROM HERE A LAZYBONE LEAVES A SHOPPING CART BEHIND WHILE UNASHAMEDLY DRIVING BACK HOME.

THIS FIERCE MAGNET WHICH YOU HAVE BUILT, UPON WHICH WE STAND WILL BRING AN END TO THE LAZYBONES, TO THEIR CHERISHED VEHICLES.

ALL SHOPPERS WILL BOW TO THE CART NARC ORDER AND WILL REMEMBER THIS AS THE LAST DAY OF THE LAZYBONE REPUBLIC!
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Even the dumbest coon wouldn't try to argue that a magnet scratched his car's paint. This is solely the domain of the ODD libertarian bro who is conceptually unable to distinguish between property rights and human rights, and therefore strokes his tiny dick to the thought of being allowed to kill people who touch things he owns.
First, the coon isn't going to argue, he's going to fuck you up, because it's Compton and no one is going to snitch.

Second, it's not that shocking of a concept that a person may value the property they worked hard for more than the life of some stranger trying to damage it.






And so on and so on.
 
Second, it's not that shocking of a concept that a person may value the property they worked hard for more than the life of some stranger trying to damage it.
Indeed, I care more about my car not having carts slam into it than I do the life of a lazybones nigger that can't be bothered to walk a few feet away to the nearest corral!
 
First, the coon isn't going to argue, he's going to fuck you up, because it's Compton and no one is going to snitch.

Second, it's not that shocking of a concept that a person may value the property they worked hard for more than the life of some stranger trying to damage it.






And so on and so on.
I'm not saying that *no one* chimps out, I'm saying it's not laudable behaviour. No one here should be waving their Gadsden flags and thumbing the safety on their 1911's over a magnet being put on their car.

They should be at home beating their girlfriends for moving the Xbox controller when they cleaned the house.
 
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