Chapter 1
Christine was feeling restless in Virginia. She had been trying for decades to find someone who would be pregnant with her beautiful daughter, Crystal. She had almost given up on ever finding a woman suitable to marry and raise Crystal, and so she traveled to California to find a lesbian willing to try. Out at a LGBTQKFDNAHBSEW+ meeting, she had met the woman of her dreams: Isabel. Isabel was smart, funny, and interested in Christine. After a few weeks of getting to know each other, Isabel invited Christine back to her limited-income housing. That night, after dinner, Isabel undressed herself, revealing A PICKLE!
"Isabel, you're not a TRUE AND HONEST woman? How could you lie to me like that?" Christine anguished.
"I'm a woman; I had an orchiectomy! You loved me as I am; I'm just a little different than you thought I was," Isabel retorted.
"You can't give me my Crystal!" Christine said, looking at Isabel's clearly-visible balls.
"No, but I can be your Crystal," Isabel said seductively as she wiped the cheese off her face and put her hands around Christine's ugly growth, continuing to speak.
"Mommy? Are you feeling good, like when you finish a Sonic game? I love playing with you, mommy".
"Is--Crystal, that feels so--" Christine exclaimed.
"I know, mommy. After this, we can spend time reshaping amiibos together! And write about Sonichu!"
Christine's duck exploded, and she hugged Isabel.
"Yes, sweetie. We can play Sonic and have fun forever and never get old. I love you so much, Crystal!"