You'd think the tumblrinas would be deeply deeply opposed to this.
It is pathologically "patriarchal" at an captain planet villain cartoon level.
If it wasn't for reals for reals -- and I forced to assume it is -- I'd have to assume its a ruse cruise.
The pompous, pretentious tumblr hivemind could go off on a self-righteous tirade and, for once, be 100% in the right.
Deploy the Hammer of Dawn and inflict Exteriminatus. I think our western culture has achieved maximum decadence and hit bottom and we deserve to be erased now.