Straight men can get nonstop buttsex by fags if they want but they're too afraid to
I hate that gay men want kids because A:
so often do the kids end up fucked up or groomed and B: I am of the (correct and based) opinion that people - straight, gay, whatever - should ONLY have kids for the kid's sake, and gays ALWAYS want it to affirm to themselves that they're a real couple, same with the marriage shit. So often with millennial parents do you see them with children they absolutely despise and abuse because they fell for the societal norm/meme of being a parent because you "have to" all their Facebook friends were shitting out kids so they "have to", and then the kid turns out to be a POS, ill, maladjusted for life or kills themselves.
Fine, you can marry, whatever and I don't care because it should just be a legal rights thing, I never really cared for the marriage debate anyway. But the
second you involve another human being who has no choice but to stick with your shit (let alone an entirely dependent child) that is when I say fuck off and die. I'm sure there's gay men who want kids because they want to actually be a father and raise a child, but that is so few and far between that it's negligible
I was gonna also make some gay beastiality joke where it's like "but if you want to adopt a dog, call it your "fur child" and then fuck
that then that's fair game!" but honestly, involving
any living thing to objectify and infantilize in your strange family LARP to prove to the world that you're just like everyone else is fucking strange and perverted, even if they don't actually fuck the dog (and let's be honest...)