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When will Jack drop dead?

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His right side is really fucked up.

Although given Jack has the worldview of an 85 year old evangelical, him complaining about old people is pretty hilarious
He has to realize most men in their mid-50s are not on their 4th heart attacks and 4th strokes, right? Not even all of the 90 year olds in the class have lived through that.

I am surprised he doesn't have cancer to throw on top of the medical waste dump his body is.
 
Jack talking shit about other people in the nursing home when he's getting his diaper changed
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They're rolling around in his skull like they're retard marbles. That seems to be the most visible change. His pissing and moaning lobes appear to be undamaged.
I am very shocked he still has the ability to bitch like this even when the rest of him looks like absolute shit. Satan works in mysterious ways, I guess.
 
- I've said it before, but Jack can thank god for saving his life all he wants, but this is the work of satan
- He's already living in hell if he's just going to survive ailment after ailment while his body is ravaged and picked off piecemeal like this for the rest of his existence

Nurgle blesses his chosen with the ability to carry and suffer from all the poxes known and unknown to man without falling. Maybe Jack is just living and suffering proof Warhammer 40K is prophetic.
 
He said he had trouble with his vision so there's a good chance that his eyes are in fact fucked up.
He doesn't need to see to root around face first in bowls of slop like the filthy, gluttonous pig he is. I hope they're feeding the fat bastard the blandest shit they have and he's getting angy every meal.
 
I think it's weird how AnOminous is essentially a prophet, when talking about the future decline of Jack, he said Jack would lose the other arm first, but hoped for dysphagia so Jack could no longer enjoy eating.

I wonder when they move jack, do they risk the chair, or do they roll him in a tarp with poles, like an animal?
They put him in one of those contraptions that hoist him up, take the pressure off his legs and force him to walk. You just know they're going to keep him there and force him to do some physical therapy which he's going to bitch and moan about.
 
The video I both want and don't want. Seeing him mad and unable to flounce off would be fun. Be even better if he had to wait in line to get put in the adult sized baby walker.

"Why are people ahead of me! They're so old. Tammy! Did they get my order?" (Tammy is not there)
A selfie stick is crudely duct taped to his torso.
 
JACK SPEAKS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE

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I bet most of those old people could still use their arms and maybe even a few of them could walk on their own two feet. He doesn't have any sort of self-reflection. Ate himself into four strokes end up in a nursing home only to complain that he doesn't belong there. Were you belong then Jack? He says he belongs at home but does he stop to think that perhaps Tammy is tired of looking after him and his gluttonous ways?
 
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