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Ep 6: "Back to School"
Even by Jazz standards, this is a weird fucking opening. I hope someone posts the clip because there's so much to unpack. I'll try to give a few highlights.
Episode starts with Jazz setting up the old massage table. Griffin sure loves massages from his sister and gladly volunteers to help Jazz set up the table in exchange for a shirtless massage. Sander comes into the "waiting room" as Jeanette also says she wants a massage. Sander doesn't understand how Jeanette could receive a massage with her shirt on. "I can take this off" she replies with a strong inflection on "off". She takes a quarter second pause and then stutters "Not around you!"
"Jazz, instead of giving your brothers massages, we need to find you a partner to give massages to" Sander suggests. Jeanette adds "you should put that in your dating app bio -- I give killer massages." Sander makes sure to add "with happy endings". We get a weird confessional with the twins about sex. "I like sex period" Griffin smiles lazily eyed into the camera. They tell Jazz to stop straddling Griffin and that it doesn't look right.
Next Jazz and grandma go through an old photo album. Pictures of a certain cousin Debbie make an appearence. Jazz has apparently been speaking to a woman in the Harvard area via a dating app. He tells granny with a laughably strong emphasis on HER each time. Jackie gets a confessional with grandpa saying how she's never imagined Jazz with a man or woman specifically, just a partner. Grandpa goes straight in "I want her to meet a nice boy." Grandma is very happy that a woman might be the "answer" or a "stepping stone" lmao. Grandpa finally concedes that whatever gender "it" is, including "someone in-between, "if there is such a thing" like hello lol?
Jazz finally leaves for Harvard. He gets dinner with his parents in Cambridge and Jazz says he worked really hard to get to Harvard and that he plans to finish his degree. We'll see about that one I guess. Jeanette is tipsy but Jazz "doesn't feel anything", that's why he doesn't order drinks very often. He's a big girl after all. He audibly burps.
Show flashforwards a few weeks. Jazz claims he was pulled aside by Harvard administration because they received a death threat (take a shot every time they say "death threat"). No follow up or conclusion. The scene is just a confessional with Jazz. Whether it's real or not, it's a perfect set up for another trans rally. Jazz briefly meets with other trans friends to do some planning.
Jazz meets his date, Erin, at a restaurant. With all due respect to her, she's a dumpy, fat girl. She thinks Jazz' "intelligence" is "beyond sexy". She likes to do art and lives with her mom and two cats. I admit I was multitasking at this point in the episode, but I don't remember hearing anything about a job or school. It's a date where both parties are desperate. Her and Jazz talk the usual vague mysticism about people's souls and energy. To Erin's credit, she's perfectly nice and her and Jazz do genuinely get along. They order ribeyes and then leave to get ice cream They kiss at the end. Then again. Jazz is over the moon.
Jazz tells Jeanette about the date but Jeanette is more concerned about the death threat. Jeanette continues to tell Jazz how he faces death every day. In fact, she's so scared that she has to book a ticket to come in person! It must be backbreaking being such a good mom. The rally itself is really lame. TLC really cheaped out. They have about 25 volunteers wearing trans flags as capes. They march around a nearly empty park. Note that it's just the volunteers, there's no kind of crowd there to watch. They attempt to create tension by showing Jeanette looking nervous followed by a repeated clip of a guy lazily strolling around, hands in both pockets, in a security vest. Jeanette gets a brief confessional about needing to let Jazz be free. It feels incredibly hollow, especially after she just followed him out to MA again, but the recurring storyline all season has been Jeanette helicoptering Jazz, so I guess this is the best half-ass attempt at a resolution we'll get.
They start playing upbeat music and Jazz gives a really trite speech about identity. This is the positive note the season ends on.
Even by Jazz standards, this is a weird fucking opening. I hope someone posts the clip because there's so much to unpack. I'll try to give a few highlights.
Episode starts with Jazz setting up the old massage table. Griffin sure loves massages from his sister and gladly volunteers to help Jazz set up the table in exchange for a shirtless massage. Sander comes into the "waiting room" as Jeanette also says she wants a massage. Sander doesn't understand how Jeanette could receive a massage with her shirt on. "I can take this off" she replies with a strong inflection on "off". She takes a quarter second pause and then stutters "Not around you!"
"Jazz, instead of giving your brothers massages, we need to find you a partner to give massages to" Sander suggests. Jeanette adds "you should put that in your dating app bio -- I give killer massages." Sander makes sure to add "with happy endings". We get a weird confessional with the twins about sex. "I like sex period" Griffin smiles lazily eyed into the camera. They tell Jazz to stop straddling Griffin and that it doesn't look right.
Next Jazz and grandma go through an old photo album. Pictures of a certain cousin Debbie make an appearence. Jazz has apparently been speaking to a woman in the Harvard area via a dating app. He tells granny with a laughably strong emphasis on HER each time. Jackie gets a confessional with grandpa saying how she's never imagined Jazz with a man or woman specifically, just a partner. Grandpa goes straight in "I want her to meet a nice boy." Grandma is very happy that a woman might be the "answer" or a "stepping stone" lmao. Grandpa finally concedes that whatever gender "it" is, including "someone in-between, "if there is such a thing" like hello lol?
Jazz finally leaves for Harvard. He gets dinner with his parents in Cambridge and Jazz says he worked really hard to get to Harvard and that he plans to finish his degree. We'll see about that one I guess. Jeanette is tipsy but Jazz "doesn't feel anything", that's why he doesn't order drinks very often. He's a big girl after all. He audibly burps.
Show flashforwards a few weeks. Jazz claims he was pulled aside by Harvard administration because they received a death threat (take a shot every time they say "death threat"). No follow up or conclusion. The scene is just a confessional with Jazz. Whether it's real or not, it's a perfect set up for another trans rally. Jazz briefly meets with other trans friends to do some planning.
Jazz meets his date, Erin, at a restaurant. With all due respect to her, she's a dumpy, fat girl. She thinks Jazz' "intelligence" is "beyond sexy". She likes to do art and lives with her mom and two cats. I admit I was multitasking at this point in the episode, but I don't remember hearing anything about a job or school. It's a date where both parties are desperate. Her and Jazz talk the usual vague mysticism about people's souls and energy. To Erin's credit, she's perfectly nice and her and Jazz do genuinely get along. They order ribeyes and then leave to get ice cream They kiss at the end. Then again. Jazz is over the moon.
Jazz tells Jeanette about the date but Jeanette is more concerned about the death threat. Jeanette continues to tell Jazz how he faces death every day. In fact, she's so scared that she has to book a ticket to come in person! It must be backbreaking being such a good mom. The rally itself is really lame. TLC really cheaped out. They have about 25 volunteers wearing trans flags as capes. They march around a nearly empty park. Note that it's just the volunteers, there's no kind of crowd there to watch. They attempt to create tension by showing Jeanette looking nervous followed by a repeated clip of a guy lazily strolling around, hands in both pockets, in a security vest. Jeanette gets a brief confessional about needing to let Jazz be free. It feels incredibly hollow, especially after she just followed him out to MA again, but the recurring storyline all season has been Jeanette helicoptering Jazz, so I guess this is the best half-ass attempt at a resolution we'll get.
They start playing upbeat music and Jazz gives a really trite speech about identity. This is the positive note the season ends on.
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I have just spent three months reading this entire thread, you guys. I’m so glad I found kiwi farms when I did, peaking alone was never an option.
My question is what will happen to Jazz when he finishes school? If he moves back like his brother I’m rage quitting. He will never grow as a person then (lol) and rather turn into the youngest Bluth brother from Arrested Development.
My question is what will happen to Jazz when he finishes school? If he moves back like his brother I’m rage quitting. He will never grow as a person then (lol) and rather turn into the youngest Bluth brother from Arrested Development.
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Deep inside, his grandparents see him as nothing but a blob. LOL.
That's a good feature, either you're a man or a woman... thing is, nobody expects the person giving the massages being Quasimodo.
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Why am I not surprised to see Sander quote so much from an animated movie for six year olds.
Disney Kiddie schlock is probably near the peak of his intellectual prowess and media consumption.
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Is Sander just not bothering to take anything for his hair loss? Almost every friend I had that started losing hair in their 20's managed to at least stop it with a combination of Finasteride and Monoxidil topical, if not grow a bunch back.
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It’d be fine if Sander just let nature take it’s course, but at least fucking DO SOMETHING ABOUT HOW IT LOOKS!
Getting a haircut, or a buzz cut would do wonders. Or fuck, a nice hat.
But just letting it hang down like long, stringy ropes is like the worst option.
Is it some kind of 70IQ “I have fewer but longer hairs! The total amount of hair is the same!” Kinda play?
Btw: Wonder if Jeanette has a little voice in her head that tells her they make a mistake trooning out Jazz. If she does, Jazz going lesbian should make it shout louder, lol!
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If you want to shut up the critics who claim that the transing of children perpetually péter pans them, then maybe don't still have Disney reference points scattered throughout your social media uploads, in your bedroom,etc. Just saying. The first Fantasia film from the 40s or the OG Disney films where the art department spent years creating one film( I'm thinking of Eyvind Earle's beautiful work on Sleeping Beauty)' are pretty much the only films that nonfreaks who are relatively well adjusted seem to appreciate because it was back in a time before Disney's perversion wasn't as obvious as it became when I was growing up in the nineties and aughts. Sex written in the sand in Aladdin? Totally rad! The dildo tower on King Trytons castle? Totally unnoticeable. The shit I have not touched on in Lion King? Let us make a shitty John Favreau version (faggot ass cocksucker stole my ideas bonus if you get the show and character without clicking on the hyperlink)
But seriously... Do advocates for anything have no self awareness? Are they so thirsty for progress that regardless of how it looks they don't care how they come by it?
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I do NOT like the phrasing of this comment:
I know, realistically, this is Sander talking to himself through the accounts, but look at the specific words used.
I know, realistically, this is Sander talking to himself through the accounts, but look at the specific words used.
"Proud of you" positive statement, desirable outcome.
"for always" past and present behavior, implies the desired outcome is contingent upon this action
"remaining" acknowledgement of a maintained state, not for growing, or being strong, for "remaining"
"your most authentic self" = trans-identifying
Sander may not have meant it this way, but the message that comes across is "Your family's acceptance is dependent upon you continuing to identify as trans." and I think on some level Jazz knows that. Jaron knows if he comes out as "a boy" his family will be angry at him, and he knows that even if they pretend not to be, they will be.
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Oh God, I don't even know if I will be able to stomach this episode. The one before it had some moments when TLC allowed Jazz to be candid and Jazz is incapable of hiding emotions, so you know when he's speaking truth. The moments where he's frank about how overprotective Jeanette is, that one moment where he confesses that she drinks to the point of saying embarrassing things. Even worse than what we've already seen her say? TLC really needs to have a spinoff of just Jeanette sadly daydrinking at home because Sander the "ally" is the only one left there and she's realizing what a complete failure she is.
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There is no fucking way that Jazz is 5'4", I do not believe that for an instant. Do we know how tall the twins are? Because Jazz, to my recollection, is roughly as tall as they are, though perhaps I am just misremembering some perspective fuckery. In any case, I still call bullshit; 5'4" is pretty much the standard/average "idealized" female height, and troons are always so self-conscious about being hulking fucking ogres that I've seen plenty of them lie about their height by 5+ inches because being petite is a stereotypically feminine trait. tbh I love when trannies stand next to actual tall women and you can tell immediately who was born a woman and who is a pervert at a glance because they always try to act like nobody can clock them due to the general existence of women who are tall (without realizing that often times tall women will look more feminine than short women because their weight is distributed more broadly and so they can weigh a bit more without looking like fat, genderless blobs).
Also, iirc, Ari is shorter than Jazz, and Ari doesn't have the squished proportions that women who are under 5'3" typically have regardless of weight, like it's pretty easy to look at a photo of a woman and tell if she is itty bitty like that and she doesn't look it. Sorry if I sperged a little I just think that trannies' height insecurity is hilarious because it's like the inverse of dudes lying about being 6'2 on Tinder and then showing up and they're actually 5'8", at the end of the day it is still truly male behavior to lie about something as immutable as height lmao
Holy shit, this is absolutely harrowing. I have always leaned towards Jeanette having molested Jazz or at the bare minimum acted sexually inappropriately towards him, but this really confirms it for me. Forgive me for the briefest of powerlevels, but having grown up around a woman who acted nearly identically to Jeanette (other than the trooning, of course), it is beyond difficult for me to believe that she doesn't have a sexually abusive relationship with at least one of her children. That shit is not normal behavior, any sane mother would not participate in sexualizing their own children so persistently and so grotesquely. Even with Sander, it's fucking insane that they clown on him about porn because WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE PORN HE WATCHES? I am all for being open and honest with your children about sex from a relatively early age when it comes to things like anatomy and consent and the general mechanics of "here is how babby formed" but this shit is sick and it really just keeps escalating. Honestly, watching how she very literally stalked Jazz but then when he wanted help scheduling classes acted like he was a needy imbecile was like... the most in-your-face example of textbook narc behavior. They raise you to be fully dependent on them, and then when you inevitably need them, they demean you and make you feel like a worthless fucking retard for needing the help that they raised you to need in perpetuity. They teach helplessness as a form of control and also so that they can use that helplessness to just demolish any self-worth or sense of their victim's own ability in the world. Man, fuck this gay earth, this thread is so brutal sometimes.
As an aside, I've been wondering lately, largely as a hypothetical because I don't see it ever happening, but what do you guys think would happen if one of the kids (most likely Ari or Griffen imo) came out about the abuse publicly and laid it all out on the table? Even if somehow Jeanette hasn't been molesting them, it's a very blatantly emotionally and psychologically abusive household, and while I think Sander and Jazz are in way too fucking deep to ever get out or proverbially come to Jesus, I could see one of the other two reaching a point in their life where they are able to cut contact and "speak their truth," as it were. Mostly I'm curious how the family would react; would the other kids feel emboldened and then the floodgates burst, or would the whistleblower be disowned and vilified as a closeted transphobe? But also I wonder what the media response would be. It's pretty out of vogue nowadays to question people's trauma narratives and so I could see the media simply choosing not to cover any big revelations so as not to put themselves in the position of having to either question the validity of transgenderism and trooning kids or question the validity of a survivor of horrific childhood trauma and abuse. (also this is just a personal tinfoil, but someone mentioned that Ari is doing her thesis about trans kids, and I had the thought that perhaps she is just doing a long con and not being fully transparent with her family/TLC about the actual nature of her research until she is done and graduated and can walk away from her family entirely, who I assume pay for her schooling and/or housing, and her thesis IS about trans kids but it's actually an examination of how absolutely fucked it is. I know, I know, hit me with those rainbows folks)
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Lol calm down
I was sincerely hoping someone else would have tackled the following observations/issues over the last few days, but since no one else has done my imaginary work for me, I will remind myself that Kiwi Farms is not a popularity contest or a platform to “prove” I’m a “nice” girl, I’ll do my TERF-y Two-Step, and fuck off into the sunset….
Before I go off tho….remember how Kiwi Farms isn’t a place to white knight or shield anyone? Or that a lolcow is a lolcow based on their behavior and not their appearance or social status? Sweet! Me too! With that in mind, let’s go down this dark and thorny path together , shall we?
Re: Sander’sexact copy twin fake girlfriend real girlfriend TikTok costar, Ashley….
What in the fuck does that have to do with the price of tea in China?…. No seriously, why does this matter? How do we even know it’s TRUE anyway? Because she said so? Jesus fuck….There are people in this world who will say/claim all kinds of things to fit whatever narrative they want, but it doesn’t make it true or real…..it could also be that she (or a shitty therapist) “misdiagnosed” herself as having clinical BD when in reality she didn’t like the way her squatty, no-curve body looked in a few dumpy outfits, as opposed to perceiving her physical self drastically differently from reality, which is the difference between having the frumps about your lumps and real BD…..But even if it’s all true, her BD isn’t as severe as some other people who’s physical well-being is radically limited and affected to the point of handicapping their lives or threatening their continued existence (think of Eugenia Cooney and ALR and put a BD pin in that….foreshadowing….)…. this scrubby Vsco girl is coping just fine with whatever is going on and is within normal BMI/looks like a regular person. I personally don’t believe for a moment that her brain is a funhouse of BD mirrors that causes her to see a twisted version of herself and reality.
….A lot of people that aren’t as “””””attractive “”””” (because I don’t consider this boiled shoe faced clout goblin special or attractive lol) as this LITERAL WHO , are also struggling with severe body dismorphia issues too….and a bunch of them do not get a “get out of criticism free” card…. In fact, they get a thread here, where they are mocked, bashed and ridiculed daily…..(but I’ll get to that in a moment, pinkie swear)…
….And why is she a “poor thing” with BD? Because she doesn’t look like a human toilet brush? Would someone starving themselves to death or exercising themselves to death also be a “poor thing” with BD? What about a person carrying 200+ extra pounds, do they also go in the same “poor thing” box with miss opossum face if BD is the root of all their personal evils too?….. I wonder if this makeup-aggressive “Angel” had a mouth like Cyraxx’s, would she make the “poor thing” team?
…Do you have the same level of truly heartfelt concern for the all other even more obvious body dysmorphia victims on KF?….Like, oh idk, Amberlynn Reid? Or Eugenia Cooney? How about Foodie Beauty or Litch Queen Ashley Issacs? Or are they just not quite your type? …. Would Nickacado, Shawn Eric Petersen orSkeletor Dylan Mulvaney qualify as “poor things” cuz BD, or is the “poor thing” club only for the girls?…
….and does your concern extend beyond just diet-centric BD? … If so, you must be wringing your hands over all the SRS/GRS posts, because a lot of Troons are BD victims of some degree or another …. There’s also the plastic surgery addicts, people who pull their hair out obsessively and people who repeatedly pick their skin to the point of widespread, permanent scarring because of BD….are they protected from criticism by your magnanimous concern shield too? Do ALL BD sufferers get the “poor thing”/kid glove treatment, or just the “influencers” that pose under enough filters and ring lights to look like a “poor thing” that needs to be protected?
….and maybe she’s not a “poor thing” at all….maybe she’s doing way better than she lets on, doesn’t need (or want) to be protected from criticism she might benefit from, and is trying to show/prove/whatever some humility and relate-ability thru self-deprecation/claiming problems she might not have to reach her audience instead of coming off like a Mary Sue? What if she’s a super shitty person that deserves to feel bad about herself? Like, what if she kicks no less than 4 puppies every single damn day, and BD is her guilt manifesting in self punishment and only the beginning of her karma? … What if shes a troll, secretly hates BD people, wants to openly fuck with them and further her career in the process?
shielding chivalrous and having standards and shit!
It’s very ….”cute”, and definitely doesn’t scream “rules for thee and not Ashley”….and flies in the face of one of the basic principles of Kiwi Farms, which is that if a person puts content online, it’s wide open for criticism and ridicule….
Luckily, I have already come to terms with the fact that I’m an irreverent asshole, and I’m not trying to look like a supreme gentleman so I can fuck her, so I had no issue with posting her TikTok’s because there ABSOLUTELY ARE lulz…. Where? How?…. Well….because this bronzed-out Leatherface-cum-Cryptkeeper “gym-fluencer” does and says a lot of the same exact things as Sander, who is a milky, milky cow in his own right…..cow behavior is cow behavior is cow behavior…. So if it’s something I/we would laugh at Sander (and others) for, why does this chic get a pass? Because she has the ability to cake on her makeup with a trowel? Because she can carefully gather the bleached-to-fuck husks of her hair to make the perfect “workout bun” for her SoSuperSerial workout video? No. That was a trick question. There are no passes. Only lulz.
….These TikToks are public and made with intention, in case that was forgotten….they were filmed by this bitch for the express purpose of growing and sustaining an audience and career path….they were not pried from her personal super secret diary at gunpoint…..just because she’s allegedly dealing with her own issues (again….on a monetized public platform that she has clearly stated she wants to be an “influencer”on….) DOES NOT mean she’s exempt from ridicule when she does the EXACT SAME ridiculous, retarded, attention seeking shit other fuckers are crucified for….. what’s good for the goose is good for the Sander, if you will…..
(the pun is out of order to work perfectly, but I’m leaving it in. Just pretend it’s funny)
….and even if I thought this bitch was absolutely crippled by her BD, her multiple BD-focused videos feel performative and feel like attempts to virtue signal/dry beg for attention/seem relatable. She seems to be very secure with herself at this point in time. If you called her fat, I doubt she would love it, but she wouldn’t break stride or burst into tears. She’d probably tell you to F off and then continue with her day…..Ever seen someone tell Eugenia she looks thick or bloated or anything other than skeletal in one of her streams? You can literally see the stack attack happening behind her eyes in her calorie-deprived head even if she is doing her best to keep it together in the moment and keep up appearances, if she doesn’t outright meltdown and rage quit over it….Either way, FUCK “ASH” IF SHE CANT TAKE A JOKE.
And, I promise if she read your fake nice guy quote above and has an IQ above wet cardboard, she would definitely tell you that she is not “just” a chic who works out…. I’m most likely giving her far too much credit in that scenario tho, because she really strikes me a a few IQ points below Sander, but with a small chip on her shoulder that gives off future man-hater vibes….. A Chip/attitude that Sander lacks either because 1) he was turbo-coddled, 2) he was not allowed to have a bad attitude/chip because narcissistic mothers are so fun to live with, or 3) he’s just has a naturally more pleasant and sunny disposition (but still annoying, cringey and desperate)….
….and frankly, this last quote of yours is rather dismissive and patronizing, which might not have been your intention, but is definitely the impression I was left with….I’m leaving it at that tho to focus on the main points that actually matter.
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So Sander and Trash-ley are 2 sides of the same coin and have a lot of similar if not matching posts/points of view…. don’t believe me? Fit-fluencers of a feather make TikTok’s and clout chase together:
“You don’t have to look fit to be fit!”
“Specific training starring me and my abs for the 85th time but it’s not body checking nope not on this TikTok account no way”
“I’m heavier than I’ve ever been, but I’m still in shape and hot, tell me I’m still hot please, AND I don’t care! And because I’m very secure about this, I’m going to post about it and dry beg for validation“
I could show a few more side by side examples of how much these two mirror each other but I think you get the idea. They’re both desperate to prove that they should be taken seriously as fitness/inspiration gurus , which makes it awkward and hilarious
Here’s a little sampler platter of her TikToks….. honestly, her videos make me reevaluate my evisceration of Sander (but not enough to walk it back
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Sander called, he wants his body philosophy back:
Stunning and brave dry begging for dopamine hits:
Tell me you’re a future spree shooter/bunny boiler without directly saying you are:
Stay thirsty:
LiveLaughLove iNspIraTiOnaL shit, gym-fluencer edition:
When you go to the gym and instead of minding your own business and improving yourself , you observe the behavior of others, think you “know” what their deal is, and then sanctimoniously keep an eye on them:
When you act like BD can be countered by flippantly thinking the opposite of what you supposedly feel inside and it’s clear you don’t quite grasp the difference between BD and low self esteem:
Cuz that’s how mental health works….rumor has it that Ashley has been curing clinical depression by uttering the sacred phrase “cheer up”, and then they just cheer up…. Or, as her mentor, Bob Newhart would say, “stop it”, but I like the modern touch she adds:
Speaking of the “perfect workout bun”:
My reaction:
(Is this what SuPeR SeRIal athletes or trainers do, make their “workout bun” (or any other nothingburger) the focal point of more than 1-3 seconds of their life, let alone multiple videos? (No, it is not). Ashes, honey…are you at the gym to workout, or are you just worried about looking like you’re working out? The “perfect workout bun” is for weekend warriors and the “shopping is my cardio” group who view the gym as a great place to ‘Gram…. I have never seen that “sex hair/librarian bun” used by female athletes, or even just regular gals in a regular gym, in regular practice …. Why? Because those types of buns are sloppy and loose; the bounce of a brisk walk can unravel them, which can be a problem mid-workout….so if you’re going hard, the sexy bun ain’t the one….. it just gives more weight to the argument that Ashley prioritizes aesthetics and asspats over function and practicality, which is truly entertaining and hilarious behavior for anyone really, but especially a self-righteous, smug little I-have-it-all-figured-out thot like her…..it’s giving me “Amberlynn Reid: Dietician” vibes and I’m here for it)
@NoReturn I know I was hard on your post and really picked the fly shit out of the pepper on this one, but KF isn’t really the place to shield anyone from criticism they put themselves out there to potentially get just because of their “issues” or perceived attractiveness. I’m also painfully aware that there were other people simping for this lukewarm “hottie”, but you were the only one insinuating that she should be exempt from the scrutiny every other cow/cow-orbiter gets…..so yours was the post I quoted. I really wouldn’t have said boo to a goose if you had left out the “no lulz here cuz her poor mentalz, no bully please”, …. She associates with cows like Sander because she’s part of the herd….
Before I go off tho….remember how Kiwi Farms isn’t a place to white knight or shield anyone? Or that a lolcow is a lolcow based on their behavior and not their appearance or social status? Sweet! Me too! With that in mind, let’s go down this dark and thorny path together , shall we?
Re: Sander’s
Neat……
What in the fuck does that have to do with the price of tea in China?…. No seriously, why does this matter? How do we even know it’s TRUE anyway? Because she said so? Jesus fuck….There are people in this world who will say/claim all kinds of things to fit whatever narrative they want, but it doesn’t make it true or real…..it could also be that she (or a shitty therapist) “misdiagnosed” herself as having clinical BD when in reality she didn’t like the way her squatty, no-curve body looked in a few dumpy outfits, as opposed to perceiving her physical self drastically differently from reality, which is the difference between having the frumps about your lumps and real BD…..But even if it’s all true, her BD isn’t as severe as some other people who’s physical well-being is radically limited and affected to the point of handicapping their lives or threatening their continued existence (think of Eugenia Cooney and ALR and put a BD pin in that….foreshadowing….)…. this scrubby Vsco girl is coping just fine with whatever is going on and is within normal BMI/looks like a regular person. I personally don’t believe for a moment that her brain is a funhouse of BD mirrors that causes her to see a twisted version of herself and reality.
….A lot of people that aren’t as “””””attractive “”””” (because I don’t consider this boiled shoe faced clout goblin special or attractive lol) as this LITERAL WHO , are also struggling with severe body dismorphia issues too….and a bunch of them do not get a “get out of criticism free” card…. In fact, they get a thread here, where they are mocked, bashed and ridiculed daily…..(but I’ll get to that in a moment, pinkie swear)…
….And why is she a “poor thing” with BD? Because she doesn’t look like a human toilet brush? Would someone starving themselves to death or exercising themselves to death also be a “poor thing” with BD? What about a person carrying 200+ extra pounds, do they also go in the same “poor thing” box with miss opossum face if BD is the root of all their personal evils too?….. I wonder if this makeup-aggressive “Angel” had a mouth like Cyraxx’s, would she make the “poor thing” team?
Seriously?
Why? Because she looks like a heavily airbrushed Tara Reid impersonator that lives off of a diet of blackmarket Anavar, Diet Coke, social media, and empty platitudes?
…Do you have the same level of truly heartfelt concern for the all other even more obvious body dysmorphia victims on KF?….Like, oh idk, Amberlynn Reid? Or Eugenia Cooney? How about Foodie Beauty or Litch Queen Ashley Issacs? Or are they just not quite your type? …. Would Nickacado, Shawn Eric Petersen or
….and does your concern extend beyond just diet-centric BD? … If so, you must be wringing your hands over all the SRS/GRS posts, because a lot of Troons are BD victims of some degree or another …. There’s also the plastic surgery addicts, people who pull their hair out obsessively and people who repeatedly pick their skin to the point of widespread, permanent scarring because of BD….are they protected from criticism by your magnanimous concern shield too? Do ALL BD sufferers get the “poor thing”/kid glove treatment, or just the “influencers” that pose under enough filters and ring lights to look like a “poor thing” that needs to be protected?
….and maybe she’s not a “poor thing” at all….maybe she’s doing way better than she lets on, doesn’t need (or want) to be protected from criticism she might benefit from, and is trying to show/prove/whatever some humility and relate-ability thru self-deprecation/claiming problems she might not have to reach her audience instead of coming off like a Mary Sue? What if she’s a super shitty person that deserves to feel bad about herself? Like, what if she kicks no less than 4 puppies every single damn day, and BD is her guilt manifesting in self punishment and only the beginning of her karma? … What if shes a troll, secretly hates BD people, wants to openly fuck with them and further her career in the process?
Look at you, being all
It’s very ….”cute”, and definitely doesn’t scream “rules for thee and not Ashley”….and flies in the face of one of the basic principles of Kiwi Farms, which is that if a person puts content online, it’s wide open for criticism and ridicule….
Luckily, I have already come to terms with the fact that I’m an irreverent asshole, and I’m not trying to look like a supreme gentleman so I can fuck her, so I had no issue with posting her TikTok’s because there ABSOLUTELY ARE lulz…. Where? How?…. Well….because this bronzed-out Leatherface-cum-Cryptkeeper “gym-fluencer” does and says a lot of the same exact things as Sander, who is a milky, milky cow in his own right…..cow behavior is cow behavior is cow behavior…. So if it’s something I/we would laugh at Sander (and others) for, why does this chic get a pass? Because she has the ability to cake on her makeup with a trowel? Because she can carefully gather the bleached-to-fuck husks of her hair to make the perfect “workout bun” for her SoSuperSerial workout video? No. That was a trick question. There are no passes. Only lulz.
….These TikToks are public and made with intention, in case that was forgotten….they were filmed by this bitch for the express purpose of growing and sustaining an audience and career path….they were not pried from her personal super secret diary at gunpoint…..just because she’s allegedly dealing with her own issues (again….on a monetized public platform that she has clearly stated she wants to be an “influencer”on….) DOES NOT mean she’s exempt from ridicule when she does the EXACT SAME ridiculous, retarded, attention seeking shit other fuckers are crucified for….. what’s good for the goose is good for the Sander, if you will…..
(the pun is out of order to work perfectly, but I’m leaving it in. Just pretend it’s funny)….and even if I thought this bitch was absolutely crippled by her BD, her multiple BD-focused videos feel performative and feel like attempts to virtue signal/dry beg for attention/seem relatable. She seems to be very secure with herself at this point in time. If you called her fat, I doubt she would love it, but she wouldn’t break stride or burst into tears. She’d probably tell you to F off and then continue with her day…..Ever seen someone tell Eugenia she looks thick or bloated or anything other than skeletal in one of her streams? You can literally see the stack attack happening behind her eyes in her calorie-deprived head even if she is doing her best to keep it together in the moment and keep up appearances, if she doesn’t outright meltdown and rage quit over it….Either way, FUCK “ASH” IF SHE CANT TAKE A JOKE.
…..in front of a curated audience that she has actively worked to grow…...in “workout” videos (and also “inspirational” videos….I guess? Well, they do inspire laughter, so….)…. Collaborating with a bigger TikToker featured in a TLC show (Sander)…..showing off her very forgettable body….doing basic workouts that feel beneath what a “certified personal trainer” would be promoting/representing themselves online with…. Videos that she herself edited and uploaded….”Just some chic who works out” is/are my friends who aren’t trying to make a career of it and don’t post about it 24/7 online. They also don’t collab with TLC celebrities or try to expand their personal training clients…..because they actually are just some chics who work out. Ashley has bigger dreams for herself than that lol.
And, I promise if she read your fake nice guy quote above and has an IQ above wet cardboard, she would definitely tell you that she is not “just” a chic who works out…. I’m most likely giving her far too much credit in that scenario tho, because she really strikes me a a few IQ points below Sander, but with a small chip on her shoulder that gives off future man-hater vibes….. A Chip/attitude that Sander lacks either because 1) he was turbo-coddled, 2) he was not allowed to have a bad attitude/chip because narcissistic mothers are so fun to live with, or 3) he’s just has a naturally more pleasant and sunny disposition (but still annoying, cringey and desperate)….
….and frankly, this last quote of yours is rather dismissive and patronizing, which might not have been your intention, but is definitely the impression I was left with….I’m leaving it at that tho to focus on the main points that actually matter.
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So Sander and Trash-ley are 2 sides of the same coin and have a lot of similar if not matching posts/points of view…. don’t believe me? Fit-fluencers of a feather make TikTok’s and clout chase together:
“You don’t have to look fit to be fit!”
“Specific training starring me and my abs for the 85th time but it’s not body checking nope not on this TikTok account no way”
“I’m heavier than I’ve ever been, but I’m still in shape and hot, tell me I’m still hot please, AND I don’t care! And because I’m very secure about this, I’m going to post about it and dry beg for validation“
I could show a few more side by side examples of how much these two mirror each other but I think you get the idea. They’re both desperate to prove that they should be taken seriously as fitness/inspiration gurus , which makes it awkward and hilarious
Here’s a little sampler platter of her TikToks….. honestly, her videos make me reevaluate my evisceration of Sander (but not enough to walk it back
)Sander called, he wants his body philosophy back:
Stunning and brave dry begging for dopamine hits:
Tell me you’re a future spree shooter/bunny boiler without directly saying you are:
Stay thirsty:
LiveLaughLove iNspIraTiOnaL shit, gym-fluencer edition:
When you go to the gym and instead of minding your own business and improving yourself , you observe the behavior of others, think you “know” what their deal is, and then sanctimoniously keep an eye on them:
When you act like BD can be countered by flippantly thinking the opposite of what you supposedly feel inside and it’s clear you don’t quite grasp the difference between BD and low self esteem:
Cuz that’s how mental health works….rumor has it that Ashley has been curing clinical depression by uttering the sacred phrase “cheer up”, and then they just cheer up…. Or, as her mentor, Bob Newhart would say, “stop it”, but I like the modern touch she adds:
Speaking of the “perfect workout bun”:
My reaction:
(Is this what SuPeR SeRIal athletes or trainers do, make their “workout bun” (or any other nothingburger) the focal point of more than 1-3 seconds of their life, let alone multiple videos? (No, it is not). Ashes, honey…are you at the gym to workout, or are you just worried about looking like you’re working out? The “perfect workout bun” is for weekend warriors and the “shopping is my cardio” group who view the gym as a great place to ‘Gram…. I have never seen that “sex hair/librarian bun” used by female athletes, or even just regular gals in a regular gym, in regular practice …. Why? Because those types of buns are sloppy and loose; the bounce of a brisk walk can unravel them, which can be a problem mid-workout….so if you’re going hard, the sexy bun ain’t the one….. it just gives more weight to the argument that Ashley prioritizes aesthetics and asspats over function and practicality, which is truly entertaining and hilarious behavior for anyone really, but especially a self-righteous, smug little I-have-it-all-figured-out thot like her…..it’s giving me “Amberlynn Reid: Dietician” vibes and I’m here for it)
@NoReturn I know I was hard on your post and really picked the fly shit out of the pepper on this one, but KF isn’t really the place to shield anyone from criticism they put themselves out there to potentially get just because of their “issues” or perceived attractiveness. I’m also painfully aware that there were other people simping for this lukewarm “hottie”, but you were the only one insinuating that she should be exempt from the scrutiny every other cow/cow-orbiter gets…..so yours was the post I quoted. I really wouldn’t have said boo to a goose if you had left out the “no lulz here cuz her poor mentalz, no bully please”, …. She associates with cows like Sander because she’s part of the herd….
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JESUS WEPT WOMAN!
Did you just write a 30.000 word essay on some chick that Sander (MIGHT) be banging and got mentioned here like… Twice?!
Is this one of those cases where an average looking 6-7 chick is struck by jealous rage jealous because someone is talking about a slightly less average looking 7-8 chick?!
Post pics plox. We need to know what’s going on. Face plus body.
Did you just write a 30.000 word essay on some chick that Sander (MIGHT) be banging and got mentioned here like… Twice?!
Is this one of those cases where an average looking 6-7 chick is struck by jealous rage jealous because someone is talking about a slightly less average looking 7-8 chick?!
Post pics plox. We need to know what’s going on. Face plus body.
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Jesus Christ, I think you need to step away from the computer a bit. That was some weapons grade tard rage right there
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How come I can’t quote this Hope Diamond of a posting gem?
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Please be real.
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He is not an AGP. He was 5 when his mom "persuaded" him to pick a girl's name, and naturally it was a cartoon character.
What a cliffhanger! They can't let us hanging on a DEATH THREAT can they?
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Since puberty blockers and roughly 40 xs the amount of a natal woman's levels of estrogen/psychotropics have clearly made Jaron get on the retard train ( no one who is woke should get offended, go read a piece of music that says ritardando above the notes as a dynamic, it's literally playing veeeeeeeerrrrrrry Slooooooooooooooow, retard is just the English equivalent and sorry but I still use queer in the archaic,OG usage for something strange or odd. No people involved more for coincidence and generally unexplained shit), let's walk down memory lane with this classic which happens to share both a title and someone who is Jewish just like our Pritzker donors and often discussed TV family:
Back to School- Billy Madison
ETA: Adam Sandler is a total retard and we grew up with his films as millennials,etc without turning out too poorly. 65% of 4th graders can't read nowadays because of more woke garbage from the same do gooders who tried to solve the bullying problems, unify the country by alienating the other half,and Troon out kids with their smug ignorant arrogance in the process. Maybe they should sit the next hundreds of years out... We had Adam Sandler, teachers that taught us stuff of substance instead of sexualizing and indoctrinating us, and we turned out pretty good in terms of being able to read and write.oh and our math was supposedly racist too, but at least we don't need a fucking calculator to do long division...
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Jesus Christ, it's like John Cazale on bath salts, ready to eat your face.