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Two nukes were not enough.
Now now no need to be too harsh on the Nintendo writers. To them its just a funny little story about a monster for a series that's made them money for over 30 years now. While I know they are somewhat well aware of the ilk the series attracts here and now in 2023 I want to give them some leeway and assume they didn't know what horrors the legions of brain dead coomers like Kevin here in the west would do to it.

Tldr direct your ire not ar the Japanese, direct it at rejects like Kevin who despite undergoing self castration can't stop making lewd comments at everything with even a remotely humanoid anatomy.
 
Yeah, he's probably never washed it. I would say I don't blame him, but... it's not a fucking childhood toy. It's a stuffed dinosaur you bought to celebrate your dick getting cut off.
I mentioned aloud that we’d never washed my teddy bear that I had since birth, for like 33 years, to my mum. Then she opined that she had washed hers once, in 1961.
AND YET.
They don’t seem dirty.
They don’t smell. They don’t look like they smell. They didn’t somehow go grey.
Kevin’s troon sweat acid bleaching it?

The simple acidic content of the air, if we are to assume it gets dragged into a floor mattress bed containing three unwashed men?
A little bit o green dye blasted off with each taco fart?
Green dye traces found in the flora of the amhole?
Poor Tabitha
 
This is proof that Amhole miasma not only renders the land barren, it similarly corrupts the vital æther itself.
I pray that the clean-up crew comes prepared to face horrors beyond recognition and brings the proper gear.
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Today’s update is mildly entertaining.
I don’t know how “jeans” = “penis” in anybody’s mind but okay [A]
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Transformers are troons I guess [A]
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In wake of Bonnie’s revelation yesterday that more squatters are on the tranch property, Kevin responds angrily and even claims that he called the police on them. If you wish to discuss this in depth, please go to the Tranch thread just to keep the sperging in one place. [A]
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Carebear sperging [A]
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DuckTales [A]
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Transformers unboxing [A]
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Kevin posts photos of Tabitha, his favorite stuffed animal, from when she was new vs now. Does anybody know ways to preserve stuffed animals or at least freshen them up every once in a while without ruining them?[A]
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Power Girl [A]
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MTG trading cards [A]
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Refused to watch video of the surgery before getting amhole operation [A]
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Kevin should really hope that Boner's claim there are squatters is true, ironically, since if it isn't, then that means Kevin and Penis completely trashed the place before leaving according to the photo evidence.
 
Earlier he also quote tweeted furry NSFW art and called it “goals”. I was debating whether or not to even share this, but I decided to anyways.
A pokemon called Salazzle. Unfortunately it has lore that makes it easy to turn into gross coomerbait.

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Coom lore aside, I see this as cope on Kevin’s part.

Notice how that Pokémon has quite the shiny head? As Kevin’s hairline deteriorates more, and he increasingly resembles a pockmarked, trooned-out Yul Brynner, he’s gotta grasp at these (shifting) delusions spawned from his furry fetishism to try and achieve some sort of validation for himself in his current form. He’s gotta, because he knows the only other option is to face the honest truth about how he’s ruined himself, and he might not survive that.

So he shoves his fingers into his ears and looks for new, progressively more shitty-looking fantasy creatures to identify himself with as his own appearance worsens.
 
Love that his 'huge lesbian crush' is an ultra feminine cis woman
But I thought kweer butch transbians were the hottest women Kev? Why not a poster of one of them?

And I've just thought of another thing about Kev that pisses me off. Antibiotic resistance is on a rise everywhere cause of how many antibiotics we use. Kev would have had pre and post opp courses, for his masturbation fantasy; that could well have bred a resistant strain. It could have killed people, it will kill people when surgery is impossible due to antibiotics not working, and part of that was you getting surgery courses to get fake tits and a stinkditch
 
Love that his 'huge lesbian crush' is an ultra feminine cis woman
But I thought kweer butch transbians were the hottest women Kev? Why not a poster of one of them?
Powergirl has short hair, so she's basically a man. I bet he'd even call her trans.

SORRY BOYS IM GAY GAY FOR POWER GIRL A CHARACTER WITH A BOOB WINDOW AND ALMOST NO CLOTHES AND OBVIOUSLY IS NOT MADE FOR MALE CONSUMPTION

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Love that his 'huge lesbian crush' is an ultra feminine cis woman
But I thought kweer butch transbians were the hottest women Kev? Why not a poster of one of them?

And I've just thought of another thing about Kev that pisses me off. Antibiotic resistance is on a rise everywhere cause of how many antibiotics we use. Kev would have had pre and post opp courses, for his masturbation fantasy; that could well have bred a resistant strain. It could have killed people, it will kill people when surgery is impossible due to antibiotics not working, and part of that was you getting surgery courses to get fake tits and a stinkditch
Real talk, if I could kill humanity with my cunt I would.
 
Powergirl has short hair, so she's basically a man. I bet he'd even call her trans.

SORRY BOYS IM GAY GAY FOR POWER GIRL A CHARACTER WITH A BOOB WINDOW AND ALMOST NO CLOTHES AND OBVIOUSLY IS NOT MADE FOR MALE CONSUMPTION

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Oof, yikes, Karen Starr is a billionaire CEO/owner of a military contractor.
 
Yeah, I wished my husband could get pregnant because we wanted more kids, but I had a series of miscarriages you brain dead fuck. Pregnancy is gruelling on the body physically and can be emotionally devastating- either because you desperately want to be pregnant or you’re hoping to god you’re not.
It's fascianting how Kevin talks as a 20 minute conversation between moms or those aiming to becoming moms can inform any two bit dipshit on the dangerous and challenges faced by mothers and women on pregnancy, as well as the mindsets of those working on it. It's almost as if Kevin has isolated himself from real women and doesn't know shit about womanhood at that age because of it :thinking:


It's just fucking embarrassing to be honest. Most men have at least some respect for women because they're aware of what their girlfriends, wives, moms, sisters, friends, or even women in passing go through. Kevin is a monk in a monastery without realizing it.

Also that's a worthy powerlevel. Massive respect to you two, it's painful.

I would say cunt but I need a word that’s worse. He lacks the warmth and depth of a cunt. Literally.
Semper Fi to Ladyparts and all fellow cunted and dangerous women. :semperfidelis:


They think that we are offensive for not believing their fantasies, but as Ricky Gervais said, “Being offended doesn’t mean you are right”.
They fail hard at this after forgetting they're trying to offend the sensibilities of the christian republican parents chimera in their head.


It’s just another troon accessory, like FFS or fake tits. Not a single one of them is responsible enough to raise a child. Hell, look at the ones who’ve actually fathered children.
I can only imagine what type of children he'd have with say Penny, but he cut off his balls. Who the fuck would he find to fuck him?

I don’t even know what difference it’s supposed to make. It’s not like the hulking bald man in a dress will miraculously appear female because they have a dead woman’s womb attached to their rot pocket.
The problem is mentality and they won't understand that.

I wonder what Mr Can’t Drive Can’t Cook would plan on feeding a child?
Oh silly me, there is no child, there is only pregnancy.
It would be the sole heir to the Hi C punch throne, and grow up on a diet of nothing but until it was old enough to chew hotpockets.


I don’t know how “jeans” = “penis” in anybody’s mind but okay [A]
Ironically nothing we transphobes can do to please Kevin and the Gender ISIS either so it's not like they're asking for common ground from us either.

Transformers are troons I guess [A]
Since they're a race of robots, I don't think they have cis women bots. They barely have gendered bots in the first place. This combined with their creators being interested in marketing to boys until more recently and now male fans who became women entering the comics and canon makes me think there might never be a cis woman bot if he ever wanted that, although I'm sure he and other MtF transformer fans would love only trans superiority.

In wake of Bonnie’s revelation yesterday that more squatters are on the tranch property,
I can't tell what's funnier, Bonnie becoming a horrid landlord scum or Kevin claiming trooma from getting kicked out of the house that neither he nor his gfs paid for. :story:

That's OK, I'll dry my hands on my penis".
Why bother transitioning when your penis doubled as an easy towel rack? :squirtle:

If I were to inherit a stuffie from Kevin I would autoclave that shit.
I wonder what his estate sale would be like. Would whatever poor soul who gets it be foolish enough to try and auction it or just set the whole thing on fire or to a dump?

One of these days, when human-machine interfaces are very slightly less sci fi, someone will con Kevin into having his brain sliced and diced so he can be scanned into a robot shaped like Acree. It’ll save Penny a lot of money.
Penny could probably gain money by asking Kevin who would gleefully shout yes and Penny would get the sign on bonus.

15 minutes of sensationless grinding on them before he collapses into a puddle of exhaustion and tears?
Remember, you earned that islamic sticker!

because he knows the only other option is to face the honest truth about how he’s ruined himself, and he might not survive that.
He was a big fan of it too before he trooned out iirc but I could be wrong. Whatever he did, he's just a coomer.

Anyway, Kevin won't fear balding because he ruined himself, he fears it because it means he is getting older. Time and time again he has talked about aging, signs of aging, still being young looking (hopefully he says) in his mind, still being young, and just fear of mortality and becoming an old person. He wants to be young and good looking forever, or even better, the age he likes to be "little" at forever. He's a lost boy with no Peter Pan for shelter. He'll fear looking like a man with no hair, but he fears it meaning he's OLD more than that.
 
I have never seen a single actual woman who gives a single solitary fuck about Power Girl besides cosplayers (because PG is easy to do and gets great results from men). Only men like her because she's blonde and has big boobs. Very fitting for Kevin. I doubt Kevin's actually read any Power Girl comics, either. Not to sperg about comics too much but PG hasn't exactly been written well or consistently, like, ever, aside from one short run around 15 years ago. She has big boobers and you can see them through a hole in her costume and that's all Kevin (and most Power Girl "fans") cares about.
 
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