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None of the troons that blather about wanting to get pregnant so bad actually want kids. They just want a swollen belly with something that kicks and squirms inside it. Coincidentally, they are all attracted to obesity, inflation, vore, etc... All the fetishes based on some or all of those things. Hmmmmm I wonder if wanting to be pregnant might be a fetish for them too? Gee, it really is impossible to say.
 
I still have no idea what the fuck that blueberry shirt is supposed to mean.
Not even my 'tism riddled husband could parse it.
Kevin is sexually aroused by the scene in the children's film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Violet Beauregarde gets turned into a blueberry as punishment for her arrogance.
 
Reminded that alloderm is also harvested from actual women in third world countries. You piece of shit garbage, "Kathryn" Gibes.

Kevin talks about pregnancy and uterus implants but never talks about parenting, family or the joy a child brings.

He just wants to be pregnant so he can wank over it.
That's not true at all.

He said he wanted to be able to get an abortion.
 
Today’s update is mildly entertaining.
I don’t know how “jeans” = “penis” in anybody’s mind but okay [A]
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Transformers are troons I guess [A]
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In wake of Bonnie’s revelation yesterday that more squatters are on the tranch property, Kevin responds angrily and even claims that he called the police on them. If you wish to discuss this in depth, please go to the Tranch thread just to keep the sperging in one place. [A]
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Carebear sperging [A]
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DuckTales [A]
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Transformers unboxing [A]
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Kevin posts photos of Tabitha, his favorite stuffed animal, from when she was new vs now. Does anybody know ways to preserve stuffed animals or at least freshen them up every once in a while without ruining them?[A]
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Power Girl [A]
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MTG trading cards [A]
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Refused to watch video of the surgery before getting amhole operation [A]
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I don’t know how “jeans” = “penis” in anybody’s mind but okay
This comes from a recent encounter between a 6 foot troon and a women in a toilet in a London pub. The place was a bit cramped, there was no towel, and the woman tried to make small talk about it while not getting assaulted. The conversation went roughly "There's no towel" "That's OK, I'll dry my hands on my penis". The troon was called out in the press, and is now claiming he said that he'd dry his hands "on his jeans". Even though he was wearing a fucking dress.
 
Kevin posts photos of Tabitha, his favorite stuffed animal, from when she was new vs now. Does anybody know ways to preserve stuffed animals or at least freshen them up every once in a while without ruining them?[A]
Definitely, there are some pretty cool refurbishing videos online. You can vacuum them to get rid of basic dust, and you can soak them with baking soda water or use a gentle washing machine. You don't need anything special. If they need new stuffing, it's a bit more involved though.
 
Definitely, there are some pretty cool refurbishing videos online. You can vacuum them to get rid of basic dust, and you can soak them with baking soda water or use a gentle washing machine. You don't need anything special. If they need new stuffing, it's a bit more involved though.

I thought you could just wash them inside a pillowcase?
 
I don’t know how “jeans” = “penis” in anybody’s mind but okay [A]
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If it's so naturally occurring why does it need so many failed techniques to (not) achieve?

Kevin posts photos of Tabitha, his favorite stuffed animal, from when she was new vs now. Does anybody know ways to preserve stuffed animals or at least freshen them up every once in a while without ruining them?[A]
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The state of change in Tabitha between those two pictures makes it look like twenty years not two. Jesus christ what does he do to these things?

As for cleaning stuffies in general (ignoring any specific care instructions), if they're not too dirty and you just want to clean them up a bit, put them in a pillowcase on a gentle washing machine cycle, then let them air dry. If they're like Kevin's, put them on a stove that members of the Tranch have modified for their use and just watch carefully until ash since one of those members probably already disabled the smoke alarm.
 
Kevin doesn't like "stuffies" the same way Amberlyn doesn't like pizza or Chantal doesn't like chips.
Which is to say they do, they just don't have it right at the top of items they consume.

Kevin you have a whole fucking top of your old room with dumb stuffed animals.
It's mad, but out of all the disgusting things about Kev, his calling them 'stuffies' instead of just teddy bears is the thing that turns my stomach. You know these faggots are calling them that due to their 'little' paedophile larp and it's extremely Islamic

Also what is it with lolcows and comedy/meme bands? OPL liked weird al, TMBG for sick nick, tally hall for this creature. It's like they like this stuff to the exclusion of any other music except the 'guilty pleasure' popstars and they like those because they're usually trying to skinwalk them
 
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