🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Hüftpriester]

Lol he can’t afford to be buried. They’ll just feed him to the hogs.

You need at least 16 pigs for the job....
They could go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about....8 minutes. So for Ralph, it'll take about half hour.

Always be wary of a man who keeps a pig farm.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Lol he can’t afford to be buried. They’ll just feed him to the hogs.

Afford? Even if he would the person with power to choose if that money is used on a casket... Won't.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He was hinting at counting down to something a couple of streams ago. I'm guessing he gave King Harold an ultimatum to pay the Rozy Ransom but he still won't bite.

What a broke fucking loser. What a sad little life, Ethan.

 

[Fornicario]

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You need at least 16 pigs for the job....
They could go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about....8 minutes. So for Ralph, it'll take about half hour.
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Always be wary of a man who keeps a pig farm.

He downplays the ease of keeping pigs that have been habituated to a meat diet. Even using hogs requires some attention to detail.

 

[HackerX]

Gross, disgusting Ethan Ralph.
Your children won't attend your burial.

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Congratulations Ethan! Enjoy Amanda. You deserve it.

 

[Boopims]

Flexing about temps in the high 90s every day, and it’s only the first week of March?

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Not to mention the humidity and the blazing hot sun this much closer to the equator, lol. Ralphie won’t be flexing about the weather in “paradise” much longer, because pretty soon it’s gonna be more hellish than heavenly (if it isn’t already.)

iirc the hot season for merida goes from april to june with an average high of about 95°F (~35°C). The rainy season starts in june, so very hot and very humid.

piggy gonna get sous vide

 

[Die For Me!]

if only SOMEONE would drive my truck for me even though this SOMEBODY would have to also take a child with them even though i dont have a carseat

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Guess he's always carrying a few Modelos in that purse of his

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[Sewer Rat]

Gross, disgusting Ethan Ralph.
Your children won't attend your burial.

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you get to detach yourself from pantsu AND make a few bucks over the most retarded merch ever created? how is that not the biggest win for Harry?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I get that you're a fat cunt but the world doesn't revolve around you.

If you can't communicate effectively with the cutie señorita, that's your problem.

"Help! I need a ride!"

"Help! I need free lodgings for a couple of days while I LARP as an American with disposable income!"

 

[Drunkensailor]

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when i gave him the modelo, i mentioned that i am a radio personality of sorts. he asked me what station and i tried to explain streaming in my almost fluent spanish. he seemed puzzled until i mentioned the KILLSTREAM, to my surprise he listens from time to time and is a huge fan.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

how is that not the biggest win for Harry?

The biggest win is some how getting Rozy away from them.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gross, disgusting Ethan Ralph.
Your children won't attend your burial.

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All this started because Harry Morris accidentally discarded his plastic wrasslin toy and Alanna didn't want to have a threesome with him and her sister.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

Gross, disgusting Ethan Ralph.
Your children won't attend your burial.

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“Mommy why don’t I have a grandfather like the other children do?”

 

[Mango Cobra]

“Mommy why don’t I have a grandfather like the other children do?”

"Well Cozy.gov Rozy, remember how you felt when daddy sold your stuffed bear for xannyberries? Pawpaw did that to daddy when he sold his wrasslin' belt."

 

[Burd Turglar]

All this started because Harry Morris accidentally discarded his plastic wrasslin toy and Alanna didn't want to have a threesome with him and her sister.

What a prude. Doesn't Alanna know sisters are always banging on pornhub? He's done the research.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Anyone who has ever watched Godwinson or PPP knows they were and still are good friends. If Ralph actually bought into the "feud" they had then he is even dumber than I could have imagined.

 

[An automatic clown]

Imagine being a Mexican just hanging in the shade listening to the newest salsa song and you see a pale American as short as he is wide waddle on by. Then he turns around to hand you a Luke warm generic Modelo from his wife's handbag but the American is alone.
What a wild scene. Definitely happened, Ralph walking somewhere . Absolutely.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

That'll cause a new prion disease to emerge, though, since cannibalism is how it spreads. While pigs are highly resistant to prions, I doubt that any hog that eats the gunt won't catch the Hollerin' Hog prion.

Lol imagine the tell-all book that would come out years later--SNOUTBREAK--The Pork Apocalypse of Ragepig Spongioform Encephalopathy

 

[Sewer Rat]

Anyone who has ever watched Godwinson or PPP knows they were and still are good friends. If Ralph actually bought into the "feud" they had then he is even dumber than I could have imagined.

yeah it is obviously a long time thing, guntwinson will only go as far as to call PPP gay or washed up, and PPP will just say godwinson is a jimwalker, no real insults or important information being revealed in this "fight"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If only my whore wife would just throw the baby in the bed of the pickup, she could've serviced my truck like she serviced digibros asshole. Carseats are a waste of xanax money and I can't even be trusted to babysit my infant child for ~1hour, can't wait for baby number 3!