🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Gross, disgusting Ethan Ralph.
Your children won't attend your burial.

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‘I took your firstborn child and granddaughter away from you, Harry’.

I figure this is a good place to leave Faith’s letter that Amanda leaked in Ralph’s court case coming up lol. The relevant part says “I have finally accepted how you truly saw me and my son. You saw as nothing but tools you could use to ‘own’ my father with, despite him and my mother being the two biggest supports for Alexander and myself’.
DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR AMANDA.
What the fuck is wrong with The Ralph’s?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Speaking of cheating...am I remembering wrong or didn't faith say in one of her interviews (i think its the one w/Rand) that Ethan cheated on her with Amanda the very night they found out she was pregnant? Not like Amanda claims that it was after

Yes. Technically Faith cheated on ahalfwaycuck with Ralph. Amanda cheated on digibro with Ralph, Ralph cheated on Faith with Amanda, Digibro cheated on Amanda with Bird. Faith talked to a man on the internet on twitter.

No relationship that starts and ends with cheating will be a healthy one, nor is that a partner you should want to marry. Perfect example Amanda thought Ralph wouldn't be an alcoholic abusive retard to her. Surely he wouldn't abuse me, cheat on me, and be a drunk controlling retard like he was to that fat girl before me. He did all of that in the first couple months of their relationship.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Yes. Technically Faith cheated on ahalfwaycuck with Ralph. Amanda cheated on digibro with Ralph, Ralph cheated on Faith with Amanda, Digibro cheated on Amanda with Bird.

No relationship that starts and ends with cheating will be a healthy one, nor is that a partner you should want to marry. Perfect example Amanda thought Ralph wouldn't be an alcoholic abusive retard to her. Surely he wouldn't abuse me, cheat on me, and be a drunk controlling retard like he was to that fat girl before me. He did all of that in the first couple months of their relationship.

Has Ralph ever been in a relationship that didn't start due to cheating? That Arab woman maybe but we don't have much info on that.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Yes. Technically Faith cheated on ahalfwaycuck with Ralph. Amanda cheated on digibro with Ralph, Ralph cheated on Faith with Amanda, Digibro cheated on Amanda with Bird. Faith talked to a man on the internet on twitter.

No relationship that starts and ends with cheating will be a healthy one, nor is that a partner you should want to marry. Perfect example Amanda thought Ralph wouldn't be an alcoholic abusive retard to her. Surely he wouldn't abuse me, cheat on me, and be a drunk controlling retard like he was to that fat girl before me. He did all of that in the first couple months of their relationship.

Ralph also cheated on Ade with Faith

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph also cheated on Ade with Faith

Forgot about that, and he cheated on Amanda with Jen Crosby, Alice, hookers, and Corinne(? supposedly)

Has Ralph ever been in a relationship that didn't start due to cheating? That Arab woman maybe but we don't have much info on that.

His first girlfriend Kat cheated on her boyfriend with Ralph, but he was single. After Kat left him I'm pretty sure he was single and had spent a few years wallowing in his own filth on the internet which is how he met Nora. He did however cheat on Nora with a prostitute, many times.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Flexing about temps in the high 90s every day, and it’s only the first week of March?

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Not to mention the humidity and the blazing hot sun this much closer to the equator, lol. Ralphie won’t be flexing about the weather in “paradise” much longer, because pretty soon it’s gonna be more hellish than heavenly (if it isn’t already.)

Weird flex for someone that doesn't leave the house.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Has Ralph ever been in a relationship that didn't start due to cheating? That Arab woman maybe but we don't have much info on that.

Do you mean Nora? While he didn't START the relationship by cheating with her (Most likely), the relationship ended when he cheated on her with hookers back during the Donka x Andy "Fight".

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

As far as Nick, I’m sure Ralph is glad to have something else for people to focus on other than his crippling addictions, failing marriage and debts. The rollercoaster is going uphill, wonder how long to wait for the drop?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No relationship that starts and ends with cheating will be a healthy one, nor is that a partner you should want to marry. Perfect example Amanda thought Ralph wouldn't be an alcoholic abusive retard to her. Surely he wouldn't abuse me, cheat on me, and be a drunk controlling retard like he was to that fat girl before me. He did all of that in the first couple months of their relationship.

why an army of literal incels would paypig a sex cheating maniac like this is incomprehensible; I guess he truly is their "ideal man"

cleansing nuclear fire is starting to seem desirable

 

[darkprince56]

Forgot about that, and he cheated on Amanda with Jen Crosby, Alice, hookers, and Corinne(? supposedly)

His first girlfriend Kat cheated on her boyfriend with Ralph, but he was single. After Kat left him I'm pretty sure he was single and had spent a few years wallowing in his own filth on the internet which is how he met Nora. He did however cheat on Nora with a prostitute, many times.

Jfc!!! What a sleazy group of people. Also, I don't understand habitual cheaters. Goddayum, stay single then!

 

[Fornicario]

Ralph must have spent his morning catching up on the Rekieta thread on the farms

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I bet Ralph is seething and reeing at the Whorse because Nick is living Ralph's dream.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Imagine being a Mexican just hanging in the shade listening to the newest salsa song and you see a pale American as short as he is wide waddle on by. Then he turns around to hand you a Luke warm generic Modelo from his wife's handbag but the American is alone.
What a wild scene. Definitely happened, Ralph walking somewhere . Absolutely.

And why didn’t he livestream that?! It would have been 100000% better than his ugly horse faced Mantsu neglecting their babby on camera. FFS.
Ethan, you can pull this off, livestream yourself waddling around Merida interacting with locals, I am not fucking around Let’s Go.

 

[Um...]

To me, the implication is she absolutely does not trust Ralph alone with the baba.

Two reasons Amanduh can only leave the house WITH the baby OR hire a babysitter, even with Ralph being home:
1) he’s too drunk and pilled out to be trusted and
2) he wants nothing to do with the kid (outside of using her as a weapon against the evil HARRY.)

 

[An automatic clown]

Ralph must have spent his morning catching up on the Rekieta thread on the farms

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"BUIDLING"
So he's already sloshed.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

he's always sloshed.

Fixed that for you

 

[Terfatron]

Grown man doesn't know how to cut his own nails.
More at 5.

Also, both these men are 37 years old....

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Grown man doesn't know how to cut his own nails.
More at 5.

Also, both these men are 37 years old....

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But only one owns a wrasslin' belt.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Jfc!!! What a sleazy group of people. Also, I don't understand habitual cheaters. Goddayum, stay single then!

It's over compensation for low self esteem. Same reason he pays out the nose for a big, bright red truck.

It's almost like he's got a little dick or somethin.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

I find it astounding that the soon-to-be owner of Ralph Ave. doesn't know how to work on motor vehicles.
You would think a proud Ameregan Bawghawg would at least know how to change his own oil, and bleed his own brakes.
I suspect his role on the "Ralph Ranch" would be supervisor.

 

[.iota.]

Ralph must have spent his morning catching up on the Rekieta thread on the farms

As far as Nick, I’m sure Ralph is glad to have something else for people to focus on other than his crippling addictions, failing marriage and debts. The rollercoaster is going uphill, wonder how long to wait for the drop?

the reason that he's squealing is because he noticed that the gunt chat was more interested in the drunken attorney's stream than it was in the drunken swine's stream last night. of course he has to insert his pill-popping snout into it, just like he did when chat discussed ali breland's article, which also didn't involve him.

above all else, even his own death, what he fears most is his own irrelevance.