🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[RollerGator]

Gross, disgusting Ethan Ralph.
Your children won't attend your burial.

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It appears Ralph deleted this tweet. Looks like Meigh big leagued him again. Pussy whipped gunt.

 

[Booby Jones]

If only my whore wife would just throw the baby in the bed of the pickup, she could've serviced my truck like she serviced digibros asshole. Carseats are a waste of xanax money and I can't even be trusted to babysit my infant child for ~1hour, can't wait for baby number 3!

To me, the implication is she absolutely does not trust Ralph alone with the baba.
You Will Never Be A Father, Seethan

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

To me, the implication is she absolutely does not trust Ralph alone with the baba.
You Will Never Be A Father, Seethan

Definitely not, she hired a baby sitter to go on a walk around the block. I mean, I don't blame her and it's probably the only good thing I can say about Meigh. She's a full blown retard who has done some of the most stupid things known to modern man, and even she knows leaving a baby with Ralph for 30 minutes is basically a death sentence.

 

[Fornicario]

Yeah with that humidity, it’s definitely not good. 80 degrees with 80% humidity is worse than 100 degrees with 10% humidity, in terms of gunt sweat.

When the humidity is high, your sweat doesn’t evaporate.

Ralph will go wild when he developes trench gunt.

 

[darkprince56]

Gross, disgusting Ethan Ralph.
Your children won't attend your burial.

He's a piece of shit. Xander who?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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He's a piece of shit. Xander who?

(Too many) Baked Goods Alaska

 

[Tomb Bater]

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He's a piece of shit. Xander who?

Nigger buy a fucking hairbrush and a razor. And also some sunscreen, you look like some Alzheimer grandpa with those ageing spots

 

[metroid_fetish]

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He's a piece of shit. Xander who?

Everyone knows that the weather is a skill issue.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Ralph must have spent his morning catching up on the Rekieta thread on the farms


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[Ivan Daniloff]

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I find him revolting and frankly am ready for him to throw a clot but occasionally I’m impressed, too.

Somehow, he endures or buries the cognitive dissonance generated by the contrast between his endless masculine bravado pig squealing vs his constant bitchass behavior. Gossiping like the most stereotypical fish wife, and for what?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"Well Cozy.gov Rozy, remember how you felt when daddy sold your stuffed bear for xannyberries? Pawpaw did that to daddy when he sold his wrasslin' belt."

"You've got tons of grandfathers. They're the guys who come by, give me some pesos, and take you to the tickle closet."

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph must have spent his morning catching up on the Rekieta thread on the farms

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My man Ralph has frequent flier miles on KF so I can't blame him.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph is once again begging someone to come on his failing show. IT'LL BE THE BIGGEST SHOW OF YER LIFE, BISH!

Nevermind the fact that only 300 people are watching and the host makes less than a McDonald's employee in superchats.

T/A

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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I’ll never understand his idea it’s a win for Ralph when he pays hookers and kisses them on the mouth.

 

[Polyboros2]

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Wait a minute, Ralph, noooooo! You're wife just leaked a draft of a sworn declaration that Faith cheated on you and you stayed with her and then tried to have a polyamorous relationship with Faith and Meigh afterwards.

What own do you have on Rackets, you literal cuckold?

 

[darkprince56]

You're wife just leaked a draft of a sworn declaration that Faith cheated on you and you stayed with her and then tried to have a polyamorous relationship with Faith and Meigh afterwards.

Wait...what?! Where?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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I was waiting for him to finally say something about this once it pierced the Xanax haze. I guess he completely forgets having sex with black hookers WITH his pregnant wife. Once again the pot calling the kettle nigger.

Wait...what?! Where?

that is very old news and Faith didn't cheat on Ralph. Ralph is counting her talking to a man on the internet that she never met in her entire life as cheating on him, because he's a massively insecure faggot.
Faith had an online boyfriend, who she got caught talking to because Ralph was in control of her devices. It's the entire reason he leaked the gunt tape. He was jealous of an entirely online ex-boyfriend

ETA: that online boyfriend is @Ahalfwaycrook he signed up for an account here and you can read his thread. It's a shame you weren't around for this arc in real time, as it's possibly one the funniest things I experienced lurking on the farms with ralph until Portugal.

 

[Polyboros2]

Wait...what?! Where?

Post in thread 'Amanda Lynn Ralph / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse"' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-15215764

The relevant detail from her decoration:


Edit: The above poster gives some context that the mentioned "unfaithful"ness mentioned by Meigh was of a social nature and not a physical one. Not that I'm gonna give Ralph the benefit of the doubt until we have a sworn declaration from Meigh detailing it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Post in thread 'Amanda Lynn Ralph / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse"' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-15215764

The relevant detail from her decoration:
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"i became romantically interested in Mr Ralph" should be among the worst words written in any language; they should be avoided like we avoid Ash nazg durbatulûk or Albeit more Fries.

 

[darkprince56]

Faith didn't cheat on Ralph

The relevant detail from her decoration:

Speaking of cheating...am I remembering wrong or didn't faith say in one of her interviews (i think its the one w/Rand) that Ethan cheated on her with Amanda the very night they found out she was pregnant? Not like Amanda claims that it was after