🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[PyrrhicRustle]

Don’t be fooled fellow ralphamales, it’s a work to pull one over on the broke-dick farms, Ralph is currently already comfortably at AF HQ in DC at their luxury accommodations. Trust the plan.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The Ralphamale is using a tactic taught to him by Diddler Dax himself. The student has become the master!

 

[AltisticRight]

So which limb exploded causing this and who's he going to blame this on this time?

 

[Hüftpriester]

I hope it's a work and Ralph is on the plane right now laughing like a retard. It's getting boring and sad watching him be xannied out in Mexico. I want to see him xannied out in America, groveling to his Mexican leader at a political rally. So many funny things can happen from there.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Tragedy strikes.
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NOT MY FAULT HAHAHA!

 

[Bland Crumbs]

No refunds Ralphawhales.

 

[Zetsubou]

With the life Ralph's lead, the only appropriate way for him to die that wouldn't be a disappointment would be jet skiing into the mouth of a shark that later dies from ingesting him. Rolling over in a chair and making WOO noises with his fat rolls bender style after too many xannies is just too normal for his antics.

 

[Ass Monkey]

Tragedy strikes.
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If this isn’t a work, he missed his flight because he got halfway there without his xannies and had to turn back to get them.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph: "They thowt I missed this playn but i didunt hehheheh"

Innocent person seated next to him: "God I wish 9/11 would happen right now."

 

[thebigdream]

It's a work,

It's obvious because if he really missed the flight, he would've spent the rest of the tweet blaming anyone but himself (read: Meigh), followed by another tweet about how he ran into a killstream fan or based black man at the airport, so it was actually a W.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Inb4 no one believes Ralph and then he responds with "HA. I ACTUALLY DID MISS MY FLIGHT. TAKE THAT BROKE DICK FARMS!"

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Tragedy strikes.
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"Damn you CAWG!"

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

You guys don't think maybe he lied about getting a flight and instead used that money on drugs and alcohol since Fuentes and America First hate his guts and find him to be an embarrassment, right? I think these twitter replies are out of line, Ralph is a good and honest man.

 

[GaryGray]

Be Ralph in Mexico or the USA, be it a 'work' or a 'cope', one fact remains constant. If he is not live he is not making dinero. It is the flaw in any stunt that requires radio silence in order to let the rumor mill generate some buzz. Pretending things are going wrong will drive up the post count here but it doesn't do anything to get more viewers, guests, ext.
Take a pretend person who stumbles upon Ralph drama on Twitter. They look at his profile and follow the link his Cozy page. They see he has a show, no schedule, long replays, and no explanation of what is the Killstream. Follow that to killstream.live and quickly it is apparent the web site has not been up kept with most pages linked on the landing page being over a year old other than Ralphamania. The only way Ralph can work Twitter into something that gets him money is if he Tweets while live.

 

[Cad an Hell]

What did he mean by this?

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[Truly Rural]

I just realized why Ralph would want to insert himself to events in the US with people who at best do not give a fuck about him and at worst just despise him. It's the only way Ralph gets to experience people talking to him in English. Other than that it's just May. May AND court. That's it. There are no callers even. Think the language barrier is contributing to utter loneliness he feels even more than all the bridges burned combined.

What did he mean by this?
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Trying to lure Harry to offer help or something.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

What did he mean by this?
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Okay so what did "that whore he calls a wife" fuck up this time!

 

[Cad an Hell]

Hollerin' incoming? (he changed dick -> sick because he is afraid of getting banned lmao)



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[DoomSayer]

Goodnight KIWI FAGS and ayylawg marks without a life that dont know it a gunt when you gunt a gunt and gunt yourself into a shoot,marks

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Oh this is too good! He missed the flight! I am filled with such glee knowing that he truly and honestly did miss his flight! Oh, thank goodness nothing could be revealed that will turn my delight into pure despair. No information will be revealed that could possibly own me, but I would be so so very owned if it did!