🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

Would have been funny if he did lie because this is like a kid calling up mama saying he missed the bus and when the garage door opens he's standing right there with a smirk and the parent just feels like hitting the pedestal anyway.

 

[Vesperus]

Is there anything this retard can't fail at?

 

[DogZero]

Nick didn’t want him there so he compensated for the flight and had him not go. Ralph won’t let the perfect opportunity to grift pass so he asks for money for a new ticket, looks up flights the next day to set a plausible goal of 624, says they are cancelling anyway. I don’t even think something this obvious should qualify as a work but whatever.

 

[veritarded]

So if he wasn't lying to save face the first time - he's wasted a few hundred twice in the past few days to try and go to DC

what are the chances he didn’t even go to the airport but he’s just trying to milk more donos from his paypigs

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Is it possible Gunt never bought the ticket, because he could not afford to spend $200+, and is now just lying about having missed it?

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I adore the way he reflexively peppers in "hahaha" and "lol" when his blood is boiling.

Also I thought Harry's comment was about Ralph selling his wedged shoes for pill money. I should've known it was about his micropenis lmaoooo

 

[MeltyTW]

ethan ralph was banned from afpac, hes a bitchmade nigger gimp who suckles catboi teats for a living and if fuentes makes him wait outside in mexico like a fat chick hes not proud of having banged before discarding then ralph will thank him for the night of cum (as he wasnt even worth buying dinner, hes just that easy when shopping for new e daddies)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Last tweet is him saying he’s going to make an 8am flight to DC. It’s almost half an hour past 8am with no update…

He did not make the flight

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Nick didn’t want him there so he compensated for the flight and had him not go. Ralph won’t let the perfect opportunity to grift pass so he asks for money for a new ticket, looks up flights the next day to set a plausible goal of 624, says they are cancelling anyway. I don’t even think something this obvious should qualify as a work but whatever.

I've missed the past few days, but if Ralph is still completely and utterly blasted on stream every night it might just be as simple as he is incapable of planning and executing the trip.

When you are out of your mind every night you are effectively non-functional as a human, he's probably relying on Meigh for everything minus making his money at this point. Up to and including ass wiping.

 

[Beavis]

Last tweet is him saying he’s going to make an 8am flight to DC. It’s almost half an hour past 8am with no update…

He did not make the flight

Why would he even go now? The Fuentes rally was canceled and he won’t hang with Ralph. Is he just going to wander around DC for a day then go back to Mexico?

 

[Hazel Motes]

Why would he even go now? The Fuentes rally was canceled and he won’t hang with Ralph. Is he just going to wander around DC for a day then go back to Mexico?

Correction: He will wander around DC high on coke and then go back to Mexico.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I've missed the past few days, but if Ralph is still completely and utterly blasted on stream every night it might just be as simple as he is incapable of planning and executing the trip.

When you are out of your mind every night you are effectively non-functional as a human, he's probably relying on Meigh for everything minus making his money at this point. Up to and including ass wiping.

he literally did rely on Meigh for making money. He was drunk and forgot he had to pick up his car so hollered at her to sit on stream and entertain his paypigs while he was gone.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

he literally did rely on Meigh for making money. He was drunk and forgot he had to pick up his car so hollered at her to sit on stream and entertain his paypigs while he was gone.

So improvement. Week ago he would have just suddenly walked off the stream, without saying a thing, to get his car.

 

[Polyboros2]

Correction: He will wander around DC high on coke and then go back to Mexico.

He can't afford American coke anymore.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

What kind of lame comeback is this? I guess it was an epic W in his mind.
HMo: heh some prostitute is gonna have an extra $50 and 8cm in them.
EOR: That's your daughter, actually.
So Ethan pays Amanda Ralph $50 for sex and she gets 8cm jammed in her. What an epic comeback. I guess 2 sessions after, she can at least buy Hogwarts Legacy.

It was a sad and pathetic attempt to get Harry to talk to him.

Harry said a Cancun pro. Everyone knows Pantsu lives in Merida.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

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“may wish to consider blocking the user”
Lol. Even Team YouTube is alogging Ralph now.

 

[Terfatron]

So he went to the bus drop instead of the gate, nigga what?
I know he's been fucked up of late but hasn't he been to that same Mexican Airport multiple times?
Even if he hasn't, Imagine stating you're the best in the business all whilst missing a flight due to being unable to follow simple instructions on where to go.

Fucking amazing ralph.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Told you, ‘not my fault!’ Because his whore should have driven eight hours round trip to drop him off so he wouldn’t face these adult problems. It’s always the whore’s fault. That’s one reason he keeps her around.

 

[free_protons4u]

It’s noon Merida time. He should be in Houston by now.

I don’t feel so good ralpbabros

 

[Polyboros2]

So, do we think Ralph is being quiet pretending like he's on a flight or hasn't even woken up yet?

No, that be made the flight isn't an option.