🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.4%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.1%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 53 44.5%

  • Total voters
    119
I was waiting for him to finally say something about this once it pierced the Xanax haze. I guess he completely forgets having sex with black hookers WITH his pregnant wife. Once again the pot calling the kettle nigger.

that is very old news and Faith didn't cheat on Ralph. Ralph is counting her talking to a man on the internet that she never met in her entire life as cheating on him, because he's a massively insecure faggot.
Faith had an online boyfriend, who she got caught talking to because Ralph was in control of her devices. It's the entire reason he leaked the gunt tape. He was jealous of an entirely online ex-boyfriend

ETA:
that online boyfriend is @Ahalfwaycrook he signed up for an account here and you can read his thread. It's a shame you weren't around for this arc in real time, as it's possibly one the funniest things I experienced lurking on the farms with ralph until Portugal.
I remember when I thought this was peak retard for Ralph.

I was so wrong. Perhaps I am a retard for being so horribly wrong. And it continues to get worse every day. At least I'm that one 60 IQ meme guy who gets the same comparative result as the other 200 IQ meme guy.
 
If he trimmed his beard and hair he wouldn't look so awfully old. Fucker looks 50 now.
He looks older than 50; he looks like a worn-out very late 50s/early 60s. Even if he weren't of elfish stature (he is), even if he had a real job (he doesn't), even if he had a very positive net worth (ditto), he would be a swipe left.
 
He looks older than 50; he looks like a worn-out very late 50s/early 60s. Even if he weren't of elfish stature (he is), even if he had a real job (he doesn't), even if he had a very positive net worth (ditto), he would be a swipe left.
He honestly looked 65+ at Ralphamania and looked even older in his recent Pillstream phase. He honest to God sometimes looks 70 years old, he should be on one of those "This is what meth will do to you" posters.
 
My old man is in his 70s and he looks healthier than Ralph.
That not hard to achieve. My father is 70, a semi-alcoholic and terminally ill, yet he looks like he is going to outlive the gunt by atleast a couple of years. As long as you dont go fully batshit retarded on drugs and alcohol, you will easily be able to reach 70-80 without looking as bad as the gunt.
 
Hard to believe both The Gunt and Roman Reigns are the same age. The Gunt is 37, but looks much, much older!

I know wich one isn't fat and I would have sex with.

Hint, not ralph.


Also, quick question to the thread since I can't search ethans Twitter. Wasn't he gonna do a NFT w Stonetoss? What happened with that?
He had a CuStOm pfp on twitter and all if I don't misremember.
This feels like ancient ralphalore with everything going down lately.
 
Post in thread 'Amanda Lynn Ralph / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse"' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-15215764

The relevant detail from her decoration:
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Edit: The above poster gives some context that the mentioned "unfaithful"ness mentioned by Meigh was of a social nature and not a physical one. Not that I'm gonna give Ralph the benefit of the doubt until we have a sworn declaration from Meigh detailing it.
It basically amounts to Ralph going "You think you can cheat on me?! WELL I CAN CHEAT ON YOU TOO! WHLAHLALHLALHLAHLALHLAHLA AHH!!! Fuck you, motherfucker! Bitch, I ain't leavin', you leave!"

Also "day later" vs. "day of," Ralph's changing the story because Faith claimed it was the night of. Not that Ralph would have a good memory considering both he and Amanda were drunk and on drugs the night it happened (they also conveniently left out of the part where Amanda told Riley that Ralph had raped her).
 
I know wich one isn't fat and I would have sex with.

Hint, not ralph.


Also, quick question to the thread since I can't search ethans Twitter. Wasn't he gonna do a NFT w Stonetoss? What happened with that?
He had a CuStOm pfp on twitter and all if I don't misremember.
This feels like ancient ralphalore with everything going down lately.
Stonetoss did a "flurk" of ralph and gave it to him. Notably it was the only one with a double chin and tits.

People stared pointing this out and after being offered like 5k he cashed out and some random owns it now
 
It basically amounts to Ralph going "You think you can cheat on me?! WELL I CAN CHEAT ON YOU TOO! WHLAHLALHLALHLAHLALHLAHLA AHH!!! Fuck you, motherfucker! Bitch, I ain't leavin', you leave!"

Also "day later" vs. "day of," Ralph's changing the story because Faith claimed it was the night of. Not that Ralph would have a good memory considering both he and Amanda were drunk and on drugs the night it happened (they also conveniently left out of the part where Amanda told Riley that Ralph had raped her).
All I'm hearing from this is that Ralph has never been cheated on. Flawless victory.
 
I don't know why Ralph is going on about Nick Rekietas "Sex Room" like it's some kind of own. Didn't Harry find Ralph's strap on that he let's his wife fuck him in the ass with?
He’s jealous. If The Ralph’s owned a house (LOL) Ralph would flex about his sex room being better. Don’t be surprised when Ralph turns the Killstream HQ into a fingerbang room (because Xanax dick ED) along with liquor bottle dump.
 
Post in thread 'Amanda Lynn Ralph / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse"' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amand...arty-sadntrad-clout-horse.81222/post-15215764

The relevant detail from her decoration:
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Edit: The above poster gives some context that the mentioned "unfaithful"ness mentioned by Meigh was of a social nature and not a physical one. Not that I'm gonna give Ralph the benefit of the doubt until we have a sworn declaration from Meigh detailing it.
He basically kept her prisoner in his whore mother's crack shack what or whom could she possibly had been unfaithful with?

She probably talked to a random man passing by or decided to bang the bed frame to feel anything aside mild stimulation from the Amazing Memphis 4incher, A.K.A., Memphis Micro and Ralph used that as an excuse to torture her. (he's stated before that you should let no bitch talk to no one you wouldn't like to in the past)
 
Tragedy strikes.
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