Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

OK, there is practically a consensus on KF and ONA fora that Pat false flagged vandalism, voicemails and emails.

YO DATS FUCKED UP DOG!

It is definitely mentally ill behaviour. The only practical goal I can think of that it accomplished may have been getting sympathy and hence funding for his LOLSuit from NAMBLA/SWFA.

Does the timing line up - did those incidents happen before the LOLSuit?
 
Fat broke faggot complaining that his phone doesn't have a 3.5mm jack to fit his poverty headphones. I wish his phone battery would explode and melt his jeans and fuse them into his skin.

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Fat broke faggot complaining that his phone doesn't have a 3.5mm jack to fit his poverty headphones. I wish his phone battery would explode and melt his jeans and fuse them into his skin.

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Wisconsin man too broke to buy wireless, too stupid to buy a dongle. Details at 11.

Edit: He is probably too broke to buy the dongle too, TBH.
 
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Fat broke faggot complaining that his phone doesn't have a 3.5mm jack to fit his poverty headphones. I wish his phone battery would explode and melt his jeans and fuse them into his skin.

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I hate to defend him, but he's not wrong. Seriously though, buy a dongle for it.
 
Fat broke faggot complaining that his phone doesn't have a 3.5mm jack to fit his poverty headphones. I wish his phone battery would explode and melt his jeans and fuse them into his skin.

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This proves that he has no money left as he can't afford $5.
Also, why would you need a 3.5 jack when typically your headphones are complete garbage on a cellphone anyways. There's a reason why portable DAC/amps are a thing.
I hate to defend him, but he's not wrong. Seriously though, buy a dongle for it.
My beyerdynamic DT 990 Pro's sound like shit if I just use 3.5 jacks as they can't push the needed power for them.
 
Fat broke faggot complaining that his phone doesn't have a 3.5mm jack to fit his poverty headphones. I wish his phone battery would explode and melt his jeans and fuse them into his skin.

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Wireless headphones are the best invention ever, I'd regularly lose my shit getting headphone wires tangled on shit while doing chores around the house.
 
Charls from Million Dollar Extreme commenting on a Porsalin tweet

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I smell a No, Child. Maybe even a stalker depending on how he views Porsalin. Pat can't help but reply to any tagging.

As an aside: if you were entirely sincere as a fan of fatrick and he made a food tweet, would he call you a stalker child for asking if he likes pepperoni pizza?
 
I went back to the smoking gun voicemails that Fatrick had...

VM1 - mocks his comedy and suggest he kills himself
VM2 - offers to make Fatrick's life a living hell - not sure what the threat is there
VM3 - mocks his LOLsuit and impending heart attack - again, not sure these are threats
VM4 - "buttfucking pedophile". Hardcore shit there
VM5 - mocks Seth Simon's article

You know he's too much of a pussy to threaten himself, hence the half-assed bullshit voicemails.
 
Other than the shape of the person fitting fatrick and being left handed ,in the video there are numerous other things that point to it being a fabrication.

  • The path the 'stalker' took is completeley illogical, requires walking from the front of the house down the side and out to the back, instead of just down a public alley
  • The stalker wrote in giant chisel tipped drywipe marker on his motorbike and then in ballpoint pen on his wooden siding (thin slats of wood)
  • the handwriting is very similar to examples of patricks with certain letters written uncommonly and matching exactly.
  • there are several photos of patrick wearing the exact same sneakers the perp is (very noticable white soles)
  • when in a text conversation with a funster who repeatedly referenced the "flashlight" that the person in the video was using, patrick out of nowhere blurts out that it is in fact a "penlight, stalker" (very weird distinction to be made as in the video its just a bright light source)
  • he reports/dmca's any repost of this video footage.
So only after being pressed by Josiah that his editor needs hard evidence did the video materialize. He has never posted it to public media nor do i think he has ever submitted it to LEO. On that we are to believe that a left handed criminal stalker child, with the exact same build and sneakers as pat, navigated his property with apparent familiarity with no concern for the security light. With phone in hand and screen on (prob checking twitter), a "penlight" in his mouth, carrying two different pens to write on two different surfaces in the least destructive way. The two insults were things that have never been said about him before and completely unique and nothing that would be produced by a brotherman

Sounds pretty far fetched.
You know for a fact that when asked for hard evidence, Pat just sighed said "Fuuuuck.... fiiiine."and then halfassed his big scheme just like he halfassed all of his schoolwork and thought the journalist was being a dick and inconveniencing Pat. As though he thought he'd simple be taken at his word
 
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I kind of like when he feels compelled to repeatedly deny that someone is his liver.
He's EXACTLY like how Eric the Midget/Actor from Howard Stern was on Twitter. No matter how ridiculous the premise is, he MUST respond to "correct the record". Just listen to the first few minutes of this and you will see a mirror of Fatrick's behavior:
 
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