Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

People talk about Dear Leaders apparently impeccable impression of Patricks "wrong again, stalker child". Can any kind kiwi-chan link?

here is a clip form a mati episode where deer feeder does his impression of fatrick 7 seconds into the clip. though unfortunatly it isnt the exact words "wroong again" im afraid i dont remember exactly when he did that particular impression.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

He has a dongle, it's just short and bent and smells horrible.

3.5mm is pretty optimistic

 

[Lorgar]

He has proudly stated that he doesn't read but even if he didn't, from the way he writes you know he doesn't. I'd be surprised if he read anything other than a menu and even that's a stretch, probably makes his wife read those to him.

Hey! He also reads this thread and onaforums. It's not really like reading reading but credit where it's due y'know.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

God imagine a Sam Hyde Patrick crossover

I’d be even more excited by a Frank Hassle or Alex Murdaugh crossover with Patrick.

 

[Maude Snew]

I’d be even more excited by a Frank Hassle or Alex Murdaugh crossover with Patrick.

Well the Ethan Ralph crossover would just be and endless loop of "ARREST HEEM" and "No child, prison awaits you" until they collapse into each other and form a fat singularity of shit beer and spousal abuse.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Has anyone followed up to see how much fun Ukraine might be having with the paint balloons? Feel like I haven't seen any reporting on this.

 

[Invincible Wheel]

here is a clip form a mati episode where deer feeder does his impression of fatrick 7 seconds into the clip. though unfortunatly it isnt the exact words "wroong again" im afraid i dont remember exactly when he did that particular impression.
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That's not my voice, stalker. He just changed his voice from high pitched and lispy to high pitched, lispy, and breathy. Try again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has anyone followed up to see how much fun Ukraine might be having with the paint balloons? Feel like I haven't seen any reporting on this.

This is pretty shitty. Pat SAID PLEASE when he told them to have fun. He gave them explicit permission to end the war in minutes AND enjoy doing it.

Why have they defied his orders for over a year?? Why aren’t balloon manufacturers capitalizing on this opportunity?? Does Pat spit mayonnaise or Crisco?? I just have so many questions.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I just keep hearing "Do Please have fun" in some weak, effeminate British voice.

 

[Felis Meanis]

here is a clip form a mati episode where deer feeder does his impression of fatrick 7 seconds into the clip. though unfortunatly it isnt the exact words "wroong again" im afraid i dont remember exactly when he did that particular impression.
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Thank you for your service, Lurk-sama!

 

[JustStopDude]

Has anyone followed up to see how much fun Ukraine might be having with the paint balloons? Feel like I haven't seen any reporting on this.

I would pay money to watch Pat try and get paint into a balloon. Like would he try to use a spray can and instantly explode the balloon in a mist of paint? Or would he try to pour it from a gallon can, into the tiny hole? Would he do it in his driveway or his living room? What would Nicky's response be when she gets home from work and sees the damage Patrick has done?

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS A THING?!?!

 

[Maude Snew]

I would pay money to watch Pat try and get paint into a balloon. Like would he try to use a spray can and instantly explode the balloon in a mist of paint? Or would he try to pour it from a gallon can, into the tiny hole? Would he do it in his driveway or his living room? What would Nicky's response be when she gets home from work and sees the damage Patrick has done?

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS A THING?!?!

I don't doubt he could fill a balloon with paint, he is very good at filling sausage casings with Basketball Americans and some of those skills transfer.

 

[Broadside]

Hey! He also reads this thread and onaforums. It's not really like reading reading but credit where it's due y'know.

Hey Pat! If you're reading this please take some time to look around the site and see that if you have a thread on here it's not because a shadowy group of stalkers wants you to die over some ill-timed joke; it's because you're life is a joke and the internet likes to laugh at you.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I strongly support Pat in his upcoming twitter battle with Ralph. Ralph is so far gon it might almost be a fair fight

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I would pay money to watch Pat try and get paint into a balloon. Like would he try to use a spray can and instantly explode the balloon in a mist of paint? Or would he try to pour it from a gallon can, into the tiny hole? Would he do it in his driveway or his living room? What would Nicky's response be when she gets home from work and sees the damage Patrick has done?

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS A THING?!?!

Patrick doesn't have the money to buy paint and balloons. He needs to save it for when Quasi's collectors come knocking.

Wait for the knock, piggy.

 

[delite]

I’d be even more excited by a Frank Hassle or Alex Murdaugh crossover with Patrick.

Frank going to hassle patrick would be legendary

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I went back to the smoking gun voicemails that Fatrick had...

VM1 - mocks his comedy and suggest he kills himself
VM2 - offers to make Fatrick's life a living hell - not sure what the threat is there
VM3 - mocks his LOLsuit and impending heart attack - again, not sure these are threats
VM4 - "buttfucking pedophile". Hardcore shit there
VM5 - mocks Seth Simon's article

You know he's too much of a pussy to threaten himself, hence the half-assed bullshit voicemails.

One of the best, if not THE best random short audio featuring our Obese Homosexual with supple Wench Bosoms is the one with the black guy asking him: "Yo, I got the drugs, where's mamonnies? You know who this is!"

Its super short, but hilarious. I won't spoil it for those who haven't listened to yet, but let's just say I'll never be convinced there's a more effeminate man on this planet.

I can't download or archive that one (stupid Vicaroo format). If any brotherman could help archiving that shit here so it doesn't get lost to time, that'd be fantastic.

 

[AnOminous]

I just keep hearing "Do Please have fun" in some weak, effeminate British voice.

I keep hearing it in Pat's actual weak, effeminate American voice.

though unfortunatly it isnt the exact words "wroong again" im afraid i dont remember exactly when he did that particular impression.

I love nool's "cause he's FAT!" while giggling.

 

[Broadside]

This is literally just tourettes syndrome at this point, Patrick. You know it's not happening, we all know it's not happening, but you just can't stop yourself from saying it

You gotta love the regular classic spelling errors of this big shot "author" too

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Massive sleep apnea. You probably haven't noticed but he's super fat and bad at all things probably including breathing.

I would say this is likely a very strong possibility. He has all the typical anatomical characteristics that would put one at risk for such.