Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[cypher3057]

They just did a segment of Cart Narcs on the radio show today and it was indeed in Houston, Texas. The lazybones in question was only four parking spots await from the cart return and did lift up his shirt to show that he had a gun. However our hero Agent Cordell (Sebas with a bad Texan accent) persisted. This is now the second time he has seen a gun while performing his duties.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Holy... the autism is strong in this thread

 

[Kenya Jones]

I don't know or care about Texas law, but if threateningly racking a slide at a guy looking at you in a Walmart parking lot is actually legal, that's just as fucking stupid (but on the opposite political spectrum) as cities like New York trying to blanket ban guns for everyone except for politicians and jewelers.

Bunch of white trash guys driving trucks thinking they're John Wayne. Not really surprising they aren't putting their carts back, eh?

John Wayne was a nazi. These freedom lovers are the real outlaws.

 

[Lurker]

So what you're saying is, cart narcs act as a sort of social watchdog?
Exactly! We tend to find that the cart narcs sniff out the lazy or stupid shoppers, so their sociopathic and bad behaviour gets nipped in the bud right away. You've seen these lazybones? Pathetic beta males, with no girlfriends. Imagine how many less they'd be if they have been cart narced early and often.

early. and often.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

The lazybones is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a lazybones and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[Kenya Jones]

The lazybones is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a lazybones and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

The real profiteers are the cart wranglers.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

This druggie got to the heart of the matter he has no business being there a literal druggie can get it but you retards can’t. Yet another video where Sebastian needlessly escalated the situation Jesus Christ he’s such a fucking cunt

Lol calm down autist.

 

[Moths]

so after 73 pages have we come to the consensus on the subject of the Trolley Cart Problem?

 

[LanceHaver]

I can't believe this is even an argument, I'm pretty sure it's just retarded Amerifats and 3rd worlders who oppose it. It's probably an urbanite thing too, where they think they don't have to care about anybody except themselves and their own day.

It's just a common courtesy - do you litter trash because "there is a trash collector"? If you see someone get injured do you just walk past, because "someone else will probably help them"?

If you want to live in a nice, civil society, you have to do nice, civil things. People who don't return their shopping cart are spiritual niggers

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

so after 73 pages have we come to the consensus on the subject of the Trolley Cart Problem?

Returning die Kart Macht Frei

 

[Galeocerdo]

I mean, these people are keeping a job for people otherwise the autistics, mexicans and niggers would have no job in shopping centers.
This man is trying to rob people of jobs.

 

[Str8Bustah]

this thread is the single reason why I laugh at americans more than anyone else. imagine being so much of a fat, retarded, lazy nigger that you can't even wheel a shopping cart back to a cart corral once you're done using it.

 

[Tarlach]

That sounds like a cuck behavior.

Everyone in this thread (including me) needs help.

You guys are funny bastards.

 

[Bob_]

so after 73 pages have we come to the consensus on the subject of the Trolley Cart Problem?

Yes.
Cart guy is a God amongst men.
Some autists in this thread think it's OK to draw on a guy who is hassling you about your shopping cart.

this thread is the single reason why I laugh at americans more than anyone else. imagine being so much of a fat, retarded, lazy nigger that you can't even wheel a shopping cart back to a cart corral once you're done using it.

This is hardly only an American issue, wherever there are shopping carts in the world then this must happen.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Some autists in this thread think it's OK to draw on a guy who is hassling you about your shopping cart.

You faggots really like to act like that’s all he is doing. If that was all he was doing he would never have a gun drawn on him, but you have to be intellectually dishonest to try to validate your worldview.

 

[Str8Bustah]

You faggots really like to act like that’s all he is doing. If that was all he was doing he would never have a gun drawn on him, but you have to be intellectually dishonest to try to validate your worldview.

maybe you should return the cart to the cart corral and stop being such a nigger about it.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

I want to run you all over with a shopping cart.



Anyways, I'm surprised he hasn't been run over

 

[Barry McKockner]

I want to run you all over with a shopping cart.



Anyways, I'm surprised he hasn't been run over

Because he only operates in areas where he's less likely to run into actual niggers.

 

[Feefee81093]

I want somebody to heckle me in the parking lot. I'll run them over.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

maybe you should return the cart to the cart corral and stop being such a nigger about it.

I’d say the guy going around picking unnecessary fights with strangers is the one acting like a nigger. Remember around blacks and cart narcs never relax.