Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
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There are only three scenarios where it's MAYBE forgivable to not return a shopping cart to a corral.
1) The corrals are already way too full and adding another one would stick out into the lane. If the cart collector doesn't give a shit, why should I?
2) You're in a parking spot in one of those huge parking lots at Walmart/Target/Costco/Whatever and you parked at the very end, which would take a few minutes to get back to a corral. (Don't feel bad about the cart collector when this happens, I used to return carts at one of those stores and I always liked it when I saw carts way at the end of the parking lot because it meant that I could take a nice little walk and get some fresh air away from annoying customers for an extra 10 minutes. It was nice.)
3) The store is ghetto as hell and there are bums everywhere to the point where you can't even get to your car without getting accosted.

All that being said, it's not the point. What pisses people off about not returning carts is that people leave them in the parking space and it's infuriating to drive around a parking lot, see an open space and some dickhead left a cart there preventing you from parking in it. It's selfish behavior, the least you could do is leave it between the spaces so there's still room to park.
Buying groceries is a luxury but the process is a pain in the ass and little inconveniences really get to people when they're out shopping for necessities. What's funny is that the reactions from douchebags in these videos prove that, even though they're the ones inconveniencing other customers. It's like everyone is completely out of fucks to give.
 
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This thread is incredible. There's so many dynamics at play that make this shit entertaining.

You have the normal (White) response of "I'll put the cart back."
You have the delinquent (nigger) response of "Not my job."

These two are already entertaining on their own, but then you add a wildcard in the form of cart narc who takes the argument to the extreme. Loudly confronting delinquents (niggers) with their own laziness.

The delinquent (nigger) knows the only thing that is stopping them from putting the cart away is a few steps toward a corral. This task does not take any processing power. It is simply a minute and a few footsteps. They are used to this by now and are smug in their choice because no one has ever challenged them on it. They know they are lazy, and when someone points out how lazy they are, they lash out because:

A. They feel the shame of their ancestors frowning upon them from the heavens because they are that much of a failure. That the simple ask of walking a few steps was one step too far.

B. They feel indignation that someone would dare suggest they do something so mundane because it is beneath them.
Or
C. Bix nood.

This feeling is so pervasive that it follows them everywhere like an abscess waiting to burst at the slightest provocation. They can cover it in any bandage or dressing they want, but the moment it touches something, all of the pus and discharge springs forth, and it all comes to the surface. It's so disgusting and obvious to everyone that they can't help but overreact.

What sets the niggers apart from the lazybones is that the nigger attacks because of their feral animal instincts. Like a chimp showing it's teeth to another chimp, this is an instinctual slight, and it causes them to enter their show dominance mode. The lazybones attack because they have shown the world they do not belong. If they truly were okay with their behavior, they would not lash out. If the cart narc places a magnet on their car, they could just nod in their self satisfaction and drive away, knowing they can just take it off later. It's a magnet, and this guy is being a sperg/playing a character. Not rising to the bait is something they should be capable of resisting.

Ultimately, this shame is so ingrained and deep seated that they must go here to this very website and give out le reddit react points not because they disagree with the people, but because they have been wounded, and they must lash out to nurse their ego because walking a few steps to put a cart back was the lowest of the low bar that they could not even clear.

I love this thread.
 
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Big moth tiddies said:
You have the normal (White) response of "I'll put the cart back."
You have the delinquent (nigger) response of "Not my job."

I love this thread.
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You forgot about hispanics/latinos, the darker ones leave the carts where ever. The whiter ones put the carts back.
Only whites that don't put back the cart are fats and druggies.
 
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I don't know about other people, I just know that I always return the carts and even return other peoples carts if I catch them sitting in places where they shouldn't be. I also find and return misplaced items in the store to their proper locations among other things. While I won't scream at other people, I feel like immediately grabbing the cart someone just left there, glaring at them, and then returning it has a much deeper psychological impact on these retards than yelling at them could ever have. They can respond to antagonism, but they can only sit in shame and silence when I make them watch as I do it for them.
 
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Tarlach said:
I don't know about other people, I just know that I always return the carts and even return other peoples carts if I catch them sitting in places where they shouldn't be. I also find and return misplaced items in the store to their proper locations among other things. While I won't scream at other people, I feel like immediately grabbing the cart someone just left there, glaring at them, and then returning it has a much deeper psychological impact on these retards than yelling at them could ever have. They can respond to antagonism, but they can only sit in shame and silence when I make them watch as I do it for them.
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That sounds like a cuck behavior.
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God this thread is autistic as hell. Some of you are completely out of your minds. Get help.
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Everyone in this thread (including me) needs help.
 
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Just A Butt said:
how come i can't rate the political thing in here it would be perfect
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wtf, I'm a mod, why don't I have that permission either?
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