Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[zyclonPD]

I only have this to say. Only one video about shopping carts is worth watching.

 

[SandyCat]

I returned a shopping cart today. I'm a good boy

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Leaving carts in parking spaces is rude and bad for the environment.

Everyone knows the proper place for carts is the nearby retention pond.
Return to Nature. Let Mother Earth have her iron back.

 

[AeroFanta]

Should have just put the cart back OP.

 

[Pharaoh Fungus]

This thread can be summed up in two words:

Hoes mad

Keep it comin', kiwis, this is some of the most fun I've had on this site. May each and every one of you be blessed with endless nachos good fortune.

 

[Daily Happenings]

Putting the cart back versus not putting the cart back is almost always going to be ingrained into you by watching your parents as a kid. Grew up poor and trashy or with abusive parents, odds are you have some pretty antisocial tendencies. Sucks, but instead of neg-rating everyone into oblivion and screaming about how magnets are going to damage the paint on your freshly waxed 2002 Honda civic, just put the fucking cart back. People don't like what they see when someone forces a mirror up to them.

Love this channel. Badass Texas bro with a gun should have been arrested for that though. You pull a weapon that easily you are completely unfit to own and operate firearms.

 

[NotATurkey]

@NotATurkey

Is this you.

i dont look t h a t much like him..

 

[Rabbits]

i'd like to see him change it up every once in a while. maybe use some positive reinforcement for people doing the right thing? clapping as people put their trolley away. giving them a pat on the back. washing their car for them.
lazyboneses will get jealous. "why are they getting a pat on the back?" they wonder. "why didn't he clap for me when i dumped my trolley and allowed it to slam into a shitbox car?"
maybe lazyboneses need a different approach.

 

[Harammurabe]

 

[WolfeTone]

relevant

 

[William Tyndale]

Love this channel. Badass Texas bro with a gun should have been arrested for that though. You pull a weapon that easily you are completely unfit to own and operate firearms.

Agreed with you up to this point. The Texas guy didn’t point it at him and only racked it. That’s not an unreasonable response to a stranger repeatedly walking up to your car. If a guy kept knocking on someone’s front door it would not be unreasonable to answer the door with a gun in your hand. If he pointed it at him that would be a different story.

Agent Steph Sugar (New Mexico)
Agent Cameron (Florida)
Agent Cordell (Texas)
Agent Vinny Cartarini (Long Island)
Agent McGraw (Georgia)

They're all highly trained and coordinated. They're so coordinated, rumors circulate they might swap spots to fool the lazybones, but little proof is found

Seb?

 

[Hideous K]

What the opposite of a lolcow? a madlad right?

 

[derpi]

Oh boy, time to jump on the bandwagon!
I make sure to park my cart in the furthest corner of the parking lot. It’s hard work getting all the way out there, but worth it knowing the wagies have to shlep out of their way just for a little cart. I also pour soda onto the cart so it’s nice and sticky for the unsuspecting wagie.
It’s the little things, y’know?

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Agreed with you up to this point. The Texas guy didn’t point it at him and only racked it. That’s not an unreasonable response to a stranger repeatedly walking up to your car.

America, the land of putting one in the chamber when someone approaches your car.

 

[Bob_]

I love this guy, he is doing God's work. Just put your cart back, no problem.

And if you don't put your cart back and get accosted by this autist, just laugh and drive off. You might score a nice magnet!

 

[Dyn]

When I'm done with a shopping cart I just put my boot against it and give it a firm push so it rolls clear of the space I need to back my car out, and I don't care if sometimes it rolls into somebody else's car and scrapes the paint.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

You know, and I am sure it has already been said, but when it comes to people like Cart Narcs, the old Internet mantra needs to be remembered:

Don't feed the troll.

They're just shopping carts, muchacho. Nothing to get your knickers all scrunched up about.

 

[oramge cat]

Excellent thread OP, you've created a double-feature! We get not only some whiney sperg provoking people for views but also a huge shitfest of pro vs. anti cart faggot. Just to throw fuel onto the fire I'm staunchly anti-cart fag. Nothing wrong with telling people to put away the cart politely but he's baiting them for views. He's insufferable and unfunny about it too, which is the real problem.

Also, the whole putting away carts is some sort of moral test is complete and utter bullshit. Often there are clusters of carts that make sense to add to. An impromptu cart corral if you will. At least one of those videos that seemed to be the case. Someone also may just be in an extreme hurry, in which case it is assholeish but can be understandable.

I'm waiting for the day he approaches a protective parent with a kid in the car. Some retard running up to your car screeching and putting shit all over it is going to freak out any parent with a toddler in the backseat.

If this guy caught me with his bullshit schtick in the walmart parking lot after a double shift I'd whoop him like he was Ethan Ralph and I was a Portuguese drug dealer. I'm not walmart's fucking janny tranny! I won't even flip a lightswitch at my own job if I'm off the clock why the fuck am I working for free for the Walton family when I'm grocery shopping, and then this whiny little faggot comes around shoving a camera in my face and fucking with my car? Nah bitch, you picked the wrong day to come to the hood.

 

[Devout Muslim]

If this guy caught me with his bullshit schtick in the walmart parking lot after a double shift I'd whoop him like he was Ethan Ralph and I was a Portuguese drug dealer. I'm not walmart's fucking janny tranny! I won't even flip a lightswitch at my own job if I'm off the clock why the fuck am I working for free for the Walton family when I'm grocery shopping, and then this whiny little faggot comes around shoving a camera in my face and fucking with my car? Nah bitch, you picked the wrong day to come to the hood.

nigger

 

[Kingg. With. A. K.]

Where I'm from we don't have this cart pandemic.