Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Long Tongue Silver]

This thread's a glorified thirst trap for purestrain autists.

And yes, @Raxx king has it right. This goof's gonna meet the one niggo who finally gives his channel the finale it deserves.

 

[MetalOwls]

Yeah and he's probably the least interesting person in that video which is why cart narcs had multiple encounters strung together for that particular clip. God forbid someone tells "Cart Narcs" or any other annoying entity to fuck off.

I'll just agree to disagree. I'm trying to read my book before I have to settle in and get ready for work.

My general point is don't say anything. Level of interest was never the issue; the wigger ended up getting his face and shitty attitude in a video for mouthing off.

 

[Netizennameless]

Okay, that was a bad example (thought the guy drove off initially). My bad.

Here's an actual example of someone telling him to fuck off ,before safely driving off, and ending up in the video, anyway.

If you want to avoid being in a video, just quietly speed off. Not a hard concept

"If you want to avoid trouble, just shut up and comply with being fucked with"

That's the root of my problem with cart narc.

 

[MetalOwls]

This thread's a glorified thirst trap for purestrain autists.

And yes, @Raxx king has it right. This goof's gonna meet the one niggo who finally gives his channel the finale it deserves.

Jokes on you, there's 5 other cart narcs who all do the same thing

Hell hath no fury like the sight of abandoned shopping carts

 

[grump]

you should be doing but you are actively choosing not to do.

Why? Have you never had a waiter bring food to your table or take an order, never ordered a delivery driver, and never once had an attendant bag your groceries?

I might get behind this if I could understand why people are separating cart parking into this sacred personal duty that cannot be delegated with money from all the other minor chores in life that people let others do.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Jokes on you, there's 5 other cart narcs who all do the same thing

It all eventually comes back to gamergate. Who are these other five guys? Are you saying there are multiple people who do this for the cart narcs channel because you’re wrong

 

[MetalOwls]

It all eventually comes back to gamergate. Who are these other five guys? Are you saying there are multiple people who do this for the cart narcs channel because you’re wrong

Agent Steph Sugar (New Mexico)
Agent Cameron (Florida)
Agent Cordell (Texas)
Agent Vinny Cartarini (Long Island)
Agent McGraw (Georgia)

They're all highly trained and coordinated. They're so coordinated, rumors circulate they might swap spots to fool the lazybones, but little proof is found

 

[DagothUr]

i cant believe all the chuds ITT trying to force their racist white culture onto innocent blk folx. its their culture to use them as ghetto bumper carts.
i didnt expect this kind of racist colonizer behavior. very disappointed in this community.

also kill lazybones, behead lazybones, roundhouse kick magnets onto lazybones' cars.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Shopping cart question:

I go walking in a nature preserve that is literally 10 miles away from any store, of any kind.
Five shopping carts in the middle of the forest trail.

-How the fuck did they get there?
-Does the CartNarc have a Ranger Corps ? Can the CartRangers crack this case?

 

[Mr. Donuts]

Cart Narc'ing is cringe, but not putting your cart back is worse.

 

[Netizennameless]

Shopping cart question:

I go walking in a nature preserve that is literally 10 miles away from any store, of any kind.
Five shopping carts in the middle of the forest trail.

-How the fuck did they get there?

Homeless people.

-Does the CartNarc have a Ranger Corps ? Can the CartRangers crack this case?

They have nothing to lose and might actually machete him, so no.

 

[MetalOwls]

Shopping cart question:

I go walking in a nature preserve that is literally 10 miles away from any store, of any kind.
Five shopping carts in the middle of the forest trail.

-How the fuck did they get there?
-Does the CartNarc have a Ranger Corps ? Can the CartRangers crack this case?

 

[internet friend]

Shopping cart question:

I go walking in a nature preserve that is literally 10 miles away from any store, of any kind.
Five shopping carts in the middle of the forest trail.

-How the fuck did they get there?
-Does the CartNarc have a Ranger Corps ? Can the CartRangers crack this case?

Further cart question:

You are at a crossroads with your cart. If you leave the cart in the parking spot, it will run over and kill one person. You can pull a level and return the cart, but this would run over and kill 5 in the process.

Do you return the cart?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Further cart question:

You are at a crossroads with your cart. If you leave the cart in the parking spot, it will run over and kill one person. You can pull a level and return the cart, but this would run over and kill 5 in the process.

Do you return the cart?

How many times can I pull the lever?

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

it takes two seconds to find out this guy did bits for a radio show and the fact he is a youtuber instantly makes him a fake persona for views and ad money.

I think what makes it funny to me is he is in a cart narcs uniform if he came up to me and pressed me I would laugh because its clearly a bit. I think if the person was just dressed in normal clothes I would be annoyed like bro its none of your business.

No one disputes this is a bit, that is precisely I for one object to it. He is antagonizing people, putting their fits that he instigated on youtube for views. I will say having listened to his interviews that belief about carts being returned is sincere. It is however still incidental to the primary reason--agitating people, instigating disagreements for viewer count.

did that individual approach the grocer wearing an autism vest, waving a reflecting wand while throwing magnets shouting "WEE WOO WEE WOO LAZY BONES" while being a notorious local sperg?

oh no he walked up to the grocer with a rifle. not a reflective wand nor magnet in sight.

but please continue to conflate cart sperg with a literal murderer it truly makes you correct and not irrational in the end.


nonono it's the perfect cover! he merely looks stupid to get in close, then he drops and pulls out the "lazybone breaker" tec-9 he keeps concealed.

The Buffalo shooter is an extreme example, but someone could still be carrying a concealed weapon, or they could be unstable. Or somebody could instigate a fight and things sprial out of control and that the person who was minding his own business gets arrested for assualt and battery. There a million ways being accosted by a weirdo like this could go wrong. In this way, @Netizennameless 's stands.

Okay, that was a bad example (thought the guy drove off initially). My bad.

Here's an actual example of someone telling him to fuck off ,before safely driving off, and ending up in the video, anyway.

If you want to avoid being in a video, just quietly speed off. Not a hard concept

Except the guy is still in a video. And that cart narc asshole is still tampering with someone else's property in a way he likely does not have a right to do, as evinced for example by the Texas statute referenced earlier (laws vary by state).
Even if it is not in a video and this asshole is somehow prevented from putting a magnet on a car, his mark still has to suffer the psychic toll of being accosted and agigated.

I will reiterate again he no longer seems to be doing Trader Joe's parking lots. Someone here has to have the powers of weaponized autism to find out where--not if, but where--he has been trespassed and told not to return.

 

[Crungass]

If the cart return is more than seven parking spots away from me I just don't bother, if some 5 ft jew comes up and starts putting shit on your car you would understandably be agitated. Then again, Trader Joe's is full of faggots anyways. If he tried to do this in a walmart or Aldi's he would be dead by now.
I respect Frank Hassle more because at least he admits he's just fucking with people instead of calling them Cart Niggers and slapping a star of David on their windshield to protect the honor of the minimum wage Peets pushing carts back and forth every two hours for 15 minutes.

 

[Hecking Hell]

 

[Devout Muslim]

you would understandably be agitated

If a man identifying himself as a “trolley narc” called me a lazybones I’d assume it’s a troll or he’s mentally retarded. You’re an idiot.

 

[Morning Void]

Cart Narc is a hero for freeing up parking spaces, calling trashy people "lazy bones", and making some of the best entertainment youtube has to offer. There is something so incredibly satisfying about seeing lazy retards get so bent out of shape from some eccentric silly billy making siren noises and shaming them for not moving their fat asses back to the cart corrals. He's the kind of person we need more in this world; not just for a sense of parking lot law and order, but for hilarious entertainment.

 

[Crungass]

If a man identifying himself as a “trolley narc” called me a lazybones I’d assume it’s a troll or he’s mentally retarded. You’re an idiot.

I get upset when retarded people annoy me too, that's why i'm replying to a cart returner.