Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
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On the one hand, not putting you carts back is a cunty thing to do and very inconvenient. I understand we're all guilty of doing it at least once, like maybe you had a bad day or were exhausted, I get it. But it's still a dick move and makes life a little harder for everyone else, so don't do it.

That said, this guy gives off such RAGING douche chills he makes me want to find the nearest cart corral and scatter every cart in there like stallions escaping a stable.
 
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Lady Rackets Ass said:
Yo caught me bro. I actually try to recreate famous paintings with my shit on the walls. Last week I did starry night. You’ve clearly never worked in retail being sent out to collect carts is one of the best perks of the job.
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This last sentence fucked my whole perspective up. Every shitty job  does have that one task that breaks up the monotony and seems fun. Collecting carts  would be a lot better than stocking shelves or dealing with customers. People who don't return their carts might actually be heroes?
 
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I feel, I really cannot stress this enough, it may have been overlooked somewhat but the cart narc cares not in all things cart narc related for the state of your storefront automotive repositories.
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The cart narc, like all narcs that came before and are perhaps yet to come, cares only for it's own perverse sense of self-gratification gained whereby it is *seen* to be partaking in noble duties involving sacrifice and unjust criticism perhaps escalating to heated verbal altercations or even small arms conflicts turning to things such as which involving as they be saying in the hood; gangbanging. Again I can't stress this enough, if there are no carts, all we have left is narc and without such unjust treatment of venerable carts there can be no cart narcing to be had as the kids say; for de views. No one likes a narc. This has been true since the dawn of man.
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But let us not be unjustly burdened with all these such and such vain struggles amongst the general tribulations of this seemingly endless *society* with it's respective Lazybones™️ and cart narc aficionados however and in doing so forget the wonders wrought of modern technology. Perhaps one day as we look forward sophisticated radar and energy propulsion systems may enable the coming of the great self-wrangling cart. Just think. A cart that needs no food or sustenance, works day and night, keeping us all and our motor vehicles safe and magnet free rendering the once *great* cart narcs of this world...
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ForTheHoard said:
Some places in the US have that too, but we don't have a common dollar coin in regular circulation so it just takes a quarter dollar. Even funnier, there's a lot of cheap ass hobbyists that exert actual effort into subverting the lock systems.
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Ffs some people literally have nothing better to do, do they?
 
Working on a checkout was my first job as a teenager, and at some point that began to include collecting trolleys. Several years later when I was evening and weekend manager, I still found excuses to go out and dance with my trolleys because I enjoy being alone and don't belong indoors.
 
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This guy is great. Somebody has to tell people (especially Amerimutts) that leaving shopping carts in open spaces is like loitering. Unfortunately, the vast majority of Amerimutts are too fat, retarded and therefore prone to tard rage and starting shoot outs, so he will probably die like a retard while filming a video. But not before at least one of the lazybones ITT will get caught tard raging on camera.
 
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Returning carts is like tipping -- it's not required, but it's part of the socially agreed portion of the consumer experience. They both occur at the end of the transaction and they're not a surprise. It's only when people don't mentally prepare themselves for them that they seem the most burdensome. I rarely buy enough to need a cart, but if I do use one I'm also parked close enough to the return area that it's not a big deal to return it.
 
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Saint Agustin said:
I legit don't understand how this topic makes people so rile up.

It's a fucking cart! Let the wagey tard whom the supermarket employ to collect carts do it!

Also to all the people here saying "it's a public place they can film you, it's common decency" first off you are wrong it's not public it's still premises for the supermarket and second of all the guy is filming you! That right there is cause for violence in my eyes... If some faggot comes at me aggressively about why I didn't put my cart back and pointing a camera at me I would totally knock him out, grab the phone and continue recording while grabbing him and driving to the police to file a police report on him harassing me on the premises of the supermarket.
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Are you a boomer or just autistic? You wouldn’t do shit, big man.
 
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Saint Agustin said:
If some faggot comes at me aggressively about why I didn't put my cart back and pointing a camera at me I would totally knock him out, grab the phone and continue recording while grabbing him and driving to the police to file a police report on him harassing me on the premises of the supermarket.
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GET! said:
Are you a boomer or just autistic? You wouldn’t do shit, big man.
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I for one think felony assault and kidnapping is a totally reasonable response to a scrawny guy calling you out for randomly throwing your shopping cart anywhere but the return
 
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grump said:
I think,I don't blindly do the same thing over and over no matter what or adopt random ethics invented out of youtube videos.
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this isn't something you need to think about. just put the cart back where it belongs. you parking it in some planter shows you're putting a lot of thought & effort into something that you know you should be doing but you are actively choosing not to do.

Also, depending on what exactly you're doing, some carts are designed to lock the wheels when they leave the parking lot so homeless people don't steal them. If the next customer comes and tries to use the cart, the wheels are disabled, they drag it 5 feet into the parking lot and then give up. So, you're basically leaving a giant paperweight in the parking lot that could still cause damage.
 
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