Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[BrainSand63]

I love this thread

 

[Chimplord1997]

A lot of times they'll try, and he responds by chasing down their car and slapping his faggy magnets on them because it's not about righting a social wrong, it's about the views. It's the same reason he insults the ones that actually agree with him. Dude's going to get shot and he's going to deserve it.

You really seem upset.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

I've never seen any societal expectation to put your cart back. Almost all stores do that for you. I guess you can argue that you should put your cart back because its nice, but then you can argue that its also nice to go to the farm find and package all your groceries yourself and save the store the trouble. All it amounts to is shifting more work on to yourself for no clear logical reason. The cart gathering can just be considered part of what I get for paying the store. If the carrel is in a convenient place than I usually put it in otherwise I don't bother. In the grand game of modern corpocapitalism the soulless corporation constantly gets the better of the consumer. Why should I add more hassle to my life...no matter how minor to let them win more when some teenager who is going to be doing something anyway or be unemployed can far more effectively gather up the carts in one sweep across the lot?

Because it's rare that any store has someone hired exclusively to gather up carts. It's usually someone else who has better things to do with their time than to clean up after you. And also I don't want my fucking car dinged because your fat ass couldn't be bothered to at least walk it to the cart corral. The corporation wins no matter what. You leaving your cart in the parking lot isn't creating jobs.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

You really seem upset.

I'm sorry the calm, orderly, congenial atmosphere of this thread has been broken by my reply and only my reply.

 

[ovqsnfat]

I legit don't understand how this topic makes people so rile up.

t. riled up autist

Imagine not just calmly getting into your car and driving away if this guy comes up to you. Actually, imagine not just returning your cart so he has no reason to come up to you.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

I've never seen any societal expectation to put your cart back. Almost all stores do that for you. I guess you can argue that you should put your cart back because its nice, but then you can argue that its also nice to go to the farm find and package all your groceries yourself and save the store the trouble. All it amounts to is shifting more work on to yourself for no clear logical reason. The cart gathering can just be considered part of what I get for paying the store. If the carrel is in a convenient place than I usually put it in otherwise I don't bother. In the grand game of modern corpocapitalism the soulless corporation constantly gets the better of the consumer. Why should I add more hassle to my life...no matter how minor to let them win more when some teenager who is going to be doing something anyway or be unemployed can far more effectively gather up the carts in one sweep across the lot?

I don't want my fucking car dinged because your fat ass couldn't be bothered to at least walk it to the cart corral.

 

[DickCheeseEarCheeseBeyond]

I don't know if it's already been said. But I want Cart Narc Man to make an account here.

 

[Chimplord1997]

I'm sorry the calm, orderly, congenial atmosphere of this thread has been broken by my reply and only my reply.

Bawwwwwwww

 

[synapse]

Nobody thinks he's really some activist who's traveling the country to enlighten lazy pieces of shit about the necessity of putting your cart in the corral, you sperg.

Have you even read the thread? Some people literally are under this impression

 

[goodmaxxedfyre]

Yes the lolcows are the normal people going about their days and not the guy wearing body armor with a go pro strapped to his chest harassing people over something everyone does. Genius IQ take.
Edit: Hint if you start finding yourself strapping on body armor to do your "job" and you aren't a soldier or in some kind of law enforcement you might be the cow.

Americans desperately try not to shelve responsibility for their actions and be decent people challenge, 100% failure rate

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I legit don't understand how this topic makes people so rile up.

It's a fucking cart! Let the wagey tard whom the supermarket employ to collect carts do it!

Also to all the people here saying "it's a public place they can film you, it's common decency" first off you are wrong it's not public it's still premises for the supermarket and second of all the guy is filming you! That right there is cause for violence in my eyes... If some faggot comes at me aggressively about why I didn't put my cart back and pointing a camera at me I would totally knock him out, grab the phone and continue recording while grabbing him and driving to the police to file a police report on him harassing me on the premises of the supermarket.

It's more than a cart, it represents a complete disconnect from your community - you make a mess and leave shit where it shouldn't be and expect other people to clean it up. Do you litter too?

Dumb nigger mentality ruining civil society

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

If you’ve ever been a lot attendant (ie the people who have to return the carts) you’ll really like this guys videos and understand what he’s doing. While it was never my official job anywhere I worked those guys would quit at one job pretty quickly and it made it so the rest of us had to stop what we were doing and go do their job (I was in my late teens).

These guys get paid very poorly. Often get asked to do things other than that for less pay than the people who are doing that other job, and have to work in rain or snow. Not exactly the best job. The least you can do is put the cart into a return if the business has one. Unless it’s raining or snowing I certainly doi think it’s a

I think it’s a great job for a teenager with not much else going on during the summer, when school is out. I went from being a lardass kid to pretty fit when I did it. So I didn’t mind when gunted, lazy bones customers left their carts on the outskirts of the parking lot.

 

[William Tyndale]

Nobody thinks he's really some activist who's traveling the country to enlighten lazy pieces of shit about the necessity of putting your cart in the corral, you sperg.

He really is an activist who travels the country to enlighten lazy pieces of shit about the necessity of putting your cart in the corral, though. I’ve been watching him for years. It began as a radio bit but it has morphed into something much greater.

Here is his most viewed video. In terms of entertainment it doesn’t get better than this. “I don’t want a polite!”

https://youtu.be/JovIKbxZpNY

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

What a wholesome nice guy. I want a CartNarc magnet or two.

 

[marvlouslie]

Because it's rare that any store has someone hired exclusively to gather up carts. It's usually someone else who has better things to do with their time than to clean up after you. And also I don't want my fucking car dinged because your fat ass couldn't be bothered to at least walk it to the cart corral. The corporation wins no matter what. You leaving your cart in the parking lot isn't creating jobs.

Walmart has cart gatherers whose job it is specifically to go out and gather carts. Most grocery stores generally rely on baggers to go out and get them.

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

I return the cart, niggers on staff or otherwise, because someone has to do their job. It's like saying hello in a drive thru, not required but a small gesture that makes the person working feel slightly less shitty. You already have the cart, it takes like one or two minutes, seems reasonable to make cart retrieval easier for the people working. Cart Narc's an autist but the fact that it's seen as weird to make someone else's job slightly more convenient because it's a slight inconvenience to you makes me feel bad about the current state of people. We've grown to not give a shit about laborers and view a minute of our own time as more worthwhile than others' and the idea of paying it forward, even as a gesture, going away makes me a tad less hopeful for the future.

Why am I even doing this spiel, it's fucking shopping carts. Just don't run them over yourself or push them into the road like some hoodrats do- THAT is true niggerdom.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Yes the lolcows are the normal people going about their days and not the guy wearing body armor with a go pro strapped to his chest harassing people over something everyone does. Genius IQ take.
Edit: Hint if you start finding yourself strapping on body armor to do your "job" and you aren't a soldier or in some kind of law enforcement you might be the cow.

I dunno, maybe if the posts criticizing your hot take get so many upvotes the system can't take any more, same with down votes on your posts, maybe the lolcow is you. I have never seen somebody here get so throughly rekt as I have Page 1 of this thread.

Cart Narcs are great. Agent Sebastian is a hero, I could care less if he's a jew, and he has made me more conscientious about returning my carts.

 

[Wu-Terf Clan]

This guy sounds like a real life SCP with how often he gets himself into dangerous situations that turn out to have no consequences

 

[Chimplord1997]

People get mad at the cart narc online because he highlights an important thing: that despite a the posturing, most of you are no more deserving of self-governance than the common urban groid.

It's based when frank hassle gets in fistfights with people because the DMT elves told him that a grocery shopper molested him in a dream, and it's based when a guy doing a gay accent makes obese brown people scream because he stuck a magnet to their car saying they're lazy

 

[SomethingProblematic]

It's more than a cart, it represents a complete disconnect from your community

To put the cart back or not, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To put back—to return—
No more; and by a return to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To put back—to return—
To return! Perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub,
For in that dream of not returning
What dreams may come when we abandon our carts,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of employees,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of shopping carts displaced, the cashier's delay,
The insolence of children, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a mere return? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary aisle,
But that the dread of something after checkout,
The undiscovered re-shelving from whose bourn
No shopper returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those carts we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.—Soft you now!
The fair customer!—Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

 

[grump]

I don't want my fucking car dinged because your fat ass couldn't be bothered to at least walk it to the cart corral.

Thats a separate thing. I park my cart wheels next to planters so they don't roll off and out of the way of other cars. And thats only when I don't put in the corral if I feel the situation calls for it. But if the cart is in a secure place it typically is pointless to walk across a parking lot just to return a cart if someone is already employed to do it unless you enjoy having work that would be done anyway more effectively shifted on to you.

I think,I don't blindly do the same thing over and over no matter what or adopt random ethics invented out of youtube videos. .