Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Then get to blasting!

nah I'll just put magnets on their car, I think that's an equivalent exchange.

 

[Sundae]

I'll admit that I would hate being bothered by this fag but the ultra low tolerance people have for a minor public annoyance and their inability to deal with people in a funny way is astounding. If someone just told him that they were going to come back here every day and rob the store blind of their precious carts I think he would crumble.

Now I want to see a group of guys take a shopping cart full of groceries, load up their car, and then act like their about to leave the buggy in the lot as Sebastian walks up to them, only to have them hoist the cart on top of the car, tie it down like hunters would with a deer, and then drive off with the cart.

Then as they're driving away, they circle back around, roll down their window, and tell him they'll be back later for the rest of the store's carts, then they peel out of there.

 

[internet friend]

Then get to blasting!

Would you prefer if the cart narc simply shot any lazybones on sight?

 

[byuu]

Someone forgot to mention, I'm not skimming 45 pages, there was a cow crossover with Perry Caravello:

There is a search function, lazybones.

Bet you don't return carts, too.

 

[The Great Milenko]

I return my cart 99% of the time. That 1% that I don't is usually because the lot doesn't have the corral and I am parked way in the back.

I would just laugh at this guy, "ok, just take it back for me. Thanks."

 

[Netizennameless]

Would you prefer if the cart narc simply shot any lazybones on sight?

Yes, because he would either get ventilated on the first attempt or rot in prison thereafter and society would be rid of him.

 

[2LtMashengo]

Somebody could argue that not wearing a face would have been hazardous to someone else's health, at least back in 2020.

You can't tell me what to do, you fuck!

 

[Black Cat Owner]

Returning the cart, the ultimate litmus test of whether or not you can function in a peaceful society.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Upon further reflection and deep pondering I have come to the conclusion that the only sensible solution is to install powerful electro magnets at the entrance to every store. No one has to go out and collect the carts anymore AND it damages cars everyone is happy I need $100 billion to make this a reality right now

 

[bduck]

you know like 85% of the people this guy films are black and he spends most of his time looking for white people so his videos don't look racist.

 

[Morwyn]

You can be correct and still be a faggot about it, and this is one of those times. Like yeah, not returning a cart is kind of a shit test for people. But also causing a public disturbance and doing provocative things in public (especially over minor things) are two of the gayest things you can ever do. Especially when you're filming yourself doing it for Youtube bucks. Everything immediately becomes twice as homosexual and unbased when you're filming it for Youtube bucks.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Another YouTuber "Dr Dave Beer Professor" comments on the most outrageous videos, with an anti Cart Narc stance. Note in the first one he skidaddles once his target goes into talk to an employee, probably because he does not want to get trespassed. It is also ironic he describes thus as his mark "tattling" on him.

Here he comments on the wife and mother who rightly tells him to go fuck himself. He is wrong of course about what constitutes battery (he uses term assault)

This is just a sample there are others

 

[autistic dog]

Returning the cart, the ultimate litmus test of whether or not you can function in a peaceful society.

Things I do make me a good person says self righteous faggot.

 

[Saint Agustin]

I legit don't understand how this topic makes people so rile up.

It's a fucking cart! Let the wagey tard whom the supermarket employ to collect carts do it!

Also to all the people here saying "it's a public place they can film you, it's common decency" first off you are wrong it's not public it's still premises for the supermarket and second of all the guy is filming you! That right there is cause for violence in my eyes... If some faggot comes at me aggressively about why I didn't put my cart back and pointing a camera at me I would totally knock him out, grab the phone and continue recording while grabbing him and driving to the police to file a police report on him harassing me on the premises of the supermarket.

 

[byuu]

Returning the cart, the ultimate litmus test of whether or not you can function in a peaceful society.

Not repeating the same thing a million other people have already said, the ultimate litmus test of whether or not you can function in a literate society.

Where is the cart narc thread narc to fight all these lazybones in here?

 

[nyess]

I don't know, I don't think pulling a gun on someone because they were gonna put a magnet on your car is a very rational mindset. That seems like a hefty jump to conclusions on the jump to conclusions mat.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Where is the cart narc thread narc to fight all these lazybones?

I want someone going around harassing and filming people for putting their carts away.

Reverse Cart Narc. Or Bizarro Cart Narc.

 

[Ed Weed]

Thread is still spicy af. Im getting just as many neg rates as I am positive. The cart narc truly is the great philosophical debate of our time.

 

[bduck]

proof that he purposely targets white grocery stores: he hasn't followed black people to their homes to tell them to take the grocery cart back to the grocery store.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I don't know, I don't think pulling a gun on someone because they were gonna put a magnet on your car is a very rational mindset. That seems like a hefty jump to conclusions on the jump to conclusions mat.

It's Texas. They love their guns, cars and standing their ground. The moment you draw a gun and tell them to get away from you, and they keeping coming at your car, it's all fair game.