Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?

[Telemeter]

Not enough blood in his body to fully make the Memphis mamba stand straight

May's lack of a penis to suckle on doesn't help a all either, her face alone can only do so much for Ralph.

 

[eDove]

You literally going to create another spite baby by taunting Ralphs about his broken dick. Or another sex tape

That's the beauty about this particular lolcow. You can make him do anything, like a programmable robot.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Has Ralph taken any paternity tests ever? Maybe for Xander but most likely not for Rozy?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

To be fair I think he only managed to have sex with May the first time because they were riding high off the Chris arrest and both their lusts were inflamed at the idea of ultimate victory over the haters.

Otherwise obtaining an erection anywhere in the vicinity of May would be completely impossible for even the most heroic of men, and add in heavy depressant abuse on top of it? No way.

Has Ralph taken any paternity tests ever? Maybe for Xander but most likely not for Rozy?

People say that, but where would May go and who would she be screwing? Ralph's long since run her social media accounts, she's socially incompetent, she has no friends, she doesn't leave the house; she's never actually alone. Ralph knows better than to leave his horse unsupervised like that.

You guys are gay stalking this lard ass everywhere and fretting over the hardness of his dick, you realize that right?

Yeah that's true, I guess it is pretty gay. Sure wouldn't want to seem gay, normally being a grown man posting on an internet forum is such a heterosexual and productive activity.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Quick! Lets make a totally seperate thread to speculate on his hard on! The other ten just weren't enough!

Yeah, you're a faggot.

Here you go edgelord.

 

[Zaryiu2]

To be fair I think he only managed to have sex with May the first time because they were riding high off the Chris arrest and both their lusts were inflamed at the idea of ultimate victory over the haters.

Otherwise obtaining an erection anywhere in the vicinity of May would be completely impossible for even the most heroic of men, and add in heavy depressant abuse on top of it? No way.


People say that, but where would May go and who would she be screwing? Ralph's long since run her social media accounts, she's socially incompetent, she has no friends, she doesn't leave the house; she's never actually alone. Ralph knows better than to leave his horse unsupervised like that.


Yeah that's true, I guess it is pretty gay. Sure wouldn't want to seem gay, normally being a grown man posting on an internet forum is such a heterosexual and productive activity.

Where was Ralph 9 months before Rozy birth?

 

[AnOminous]

I'll bet a fiver that it wasn't a work and he suckerpunched Meigh in a drunken stupor once he figured out the cost to raise another Hogspawn

 

[Inside your walls]

Is this loss?

 

[Truly Rural]

Putting this here for scientific/comparison purpose and because I have no idea where else to put it.
T / A

 

[Zilortha]

To be fair I think he only managed to have sex with May the first time because they were riding high off the Chris arrest and both their lusts were inflamed at the idea of ultimate victory over the haters.

Otherwise obtaining an erection anywhere in the vicinity of May would be completely impossible for even the most heroic of men, and add in heavy depressant abuse on top of it? No way.

Honestly? Ralph is so drunk all the time that I wonder if he truly thinks she's some 10/10 supermodel or something. People make jokes about beer goggles but Ralph lives with them on...
If you think about that, it makes a lot of his weird delusions make sense

 

[William Tyndale]

Technically this child will be Ralph’s first one that isn’t a bastard.

 

[SargonF00t]

Rozy is, hopefully, the end of the Ralphamale line.

Curious to know how much time he spends pillstreaming and in a total blackout these days, but my feeling is that answer is ‘a lot’. The very elite tier alkies have a hard time when it comes to viable pregnancies. Add a few bars of xannies a day into the mix, and you get a bunch of sad and deformed swimmers lurching unevenly through the muck, much like the genetic mishaps at the end of Tod Browning’s Freaks.

Ralph can certainly keep trying out of spite, but I think he’s well past that point. Not saying severe alcoholics are never able to get women pregnant, but it’s not easy. The spite might help, though. Tough to say.

I’d rather he continue to pass out in a corner of Casa Verde surrounded by empty cans of Modelo, as opposed to molesting the horse live on air while his kid screams in the background. Fingers crossed that he’s used up, ‘cause shit’s bleak.

Why do you have Joshie as your avatar?

 

[beef lo mein]

Why do you have Joshie as your avatar?

eta check your wall.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

That's the beauty about this particular lolcow. You can make him do anything, like a programmable robot.

I am not and will never be cool enough to ride a motorcycle or hide from the IRS

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Fuck you alawggg. Chrisis Cha-chang!
Ralph’s second spawn will be Mexican

 

[6thRanger]

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Ralph’s second spawn will be Mexican

Ladies and Guntlemen! Big news for the sektur!

Prince Xander will be dethroned as the future inheritor of the Killstream if this is a boy. How will Lady FaiFai and Lord Vickers cope with this potential disruption in his grand inheritance? Has Lady Ralph finally secured her place in the royal stable with the birth of a new Prince? Does this mean Princess Rozy will be paid even less attention by King Ralph?

Tonight the Knights of the Guntguard sing with joy, and jive to the esoteric tunes that make up the Killstream intro playlist.

However, deep in exile, former Commander of the Guntguard, the eldest fag, Gator, plots his revenge.

With Lord Godwinson's allegiances still unclear, can our King take a breath? Is the deterioration of Lord PPP enough to safeguard his sektur? Will the Council of Evil betray their fragile alliance? Will the Knight formerly known as ChristorianX finally launch his long rumored attack? Can his ties to Emperor Fuentes last?

Ladies and Guntlemen! IT CONTINUES!

 

[JustSomeDong]

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Ralph’s second spawn will be Mexican

Here we go again.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

One of the things I haven’t seen discussed is that the announcement was wayyyyyyyyy too early. They’re a huge chance that this is going to be a miscarriage or spontaneous abortion (considering the genetics, this seems pretty likely).

Poll should be on this baby disappearing or what is ultimately going to happen (born, aborted, miscarriage?)

I’m in on a deadpool, benefits could go to the farms; that would get Ralph pretty tilted

 

[Stan]

One of the things I haven’t seen discussed is that the announcement was wayyyyyyyyy too early. They’re a huge chance that this is going to be a miscarriage or spontaneous abortion (considering the genetics, this seems pretty likely).

Poll should be on this baby disappearing or what is ultimately going to happen (born, aborted, miscarriage?)

I’m in on a deadpool, benefits could go to the farms; that would get Ralph pretty tilted

I’m with you; that faint positive line on the test is like 6-8 weeks at most. It would be darker if Pantsu’s pregnancy wasn’t so recent.

I thought Pantsu already has had 1 early miscarriage so far.

 

[William Tyndale]

You guys are gay stalking this lard ass everywhere and fretting over the hardness of his dick, you realize that right?

That’s the idea.